What is the full version of the lines in the sketch "Interview"?

Lines from Jia Bing's sketch "Interview":

Liu Shuai: Manager Jia.

Jia Bing: Hello, Manager Liu.

Liu Shuai: Hello, hello.

Jia Bing: Come on, sit down.

Liu Shuai: You sit down first.

Jia Bing: Go over there, what are you doing? We were separated for just a minute, and we were so enthusiastic.

Liu Shuai: Doesn’t this seem more enthusiastic?

Jia Bing: Sit, sit, sit.

Liu Shuai: OK, OK.

Jia Bing: Do you think our boss is crazy?

Liu Shuai: What’s wrong?

Jia Bing: Knowing that we have such a good relationship, he asked us to be examiners. Are you crazy?

Liu Shuai: It is indeed crazy.

Jia Bing: Oh my god, tell me how close we are. We were classmates in elementary school, junior high school, high school, and university. We all worked in our company together and were promoted to department managers together. What a coincidence. unfortunately.

Liu Shuai: What’s even more coincidental is that my girlfriend at the time became your wife, and your girlfriend at the time became my wife.

Jia Bing: After kissing, kissing, and kissing again, we are both brothers-in-law.

Liu Shuai: Yes, yes.

Jia Bing: What does our company want to recruit today?

Liu Shuai: We need to recruit a public relations manager.

Jia Bing: Public relations manager.

Liu Shuai: Yes.

Jia Bing: Are there any test questions?

Liu Shuai: There are three test questions in a ***, plus one condition.

Jia Bing: What conditions?

Liu Shuai: Under this condition, all the wine here will be drunk.

Jia Bing: Public relations manager must be a good drinker.

Liu Shuai: Yes.

Jia Bing: Then let’s get started.

Liu Shuai: Let’s get started.

Jia Bing: Let’s start. I’ll call you first.

Liu Shuai: OK, OK.

Jia Bing: We are ready for the rest. Our QQ Real Estate Company’s recruitment of public relations managers will start immediately. I hope everyone will not be nervous and give your best. Come on, start on the 1st.

Applicant No. 1: Hello.

Jia Bing: Sit down.

Applicant No. 1: It’s okay, I’ll just stand.

Liu Shuai: You sit down when I tell you to, and you still stand.

Jia Bing: The examiner said just sit down, what are you doing?

Applicant No. 1: Should I sit on the ground?

Jia Bing: Go outside and get a stool.

Applicant No. 1: Do you still have to get it yourself?

Jia Bing: Take it! The examiners didn't take us two seriously.

Applicant No. 1: (Sit down, cross your legs)

Jia Bing: What's the status? I can't control my little temper anymore.

Liu Shuai: Too presumptuous.

Jia Bing: Take off your hat.

Applicant No. 1: Huh?

Jia Bing: Take off your hat, bag, bag, put it in front like a pregnant woman, what are you doing, put it down.

Liu Shuai: Legs, legs, legs, put them down!

Jia Bing: Put your legs down and cross them like a mantis. Why are you wearing this?

Applicant No. 1: Do you have to dress up to come to your place?

Liu Shuai: Isn’t this the first impression?

Jia Bing: My little temper is getting worse and worse, so let’s get straight to the point.

Liu Shuai: Then I’ll start asking.

Jia Bing: Just ask.

Liu Shuai: Please listen to the first question. How do you think our company can develop further and better? Please answer.

Applicant No. 1: Do I still have to answer?

Jia Bing: Answer!

Applicant No. 1: I think our company.

Jia Bing: Go over there, what is your company?

Applicant No. 1: Don’t worry about the company. Anyway, I think the welfare of employees must be improved.

Jia Bing: When people ask you how to develop well and what benefits you mention, you are totally out of touch.

Applicant No. 1: Only when employees’ benefits are improved can employees have confidence, right? I think the more you work, the more you get, the less you work, the less you get, and if you don’t work, you get nothing. Don’t just hire one person to do any job.

Jia Bing: The answer is very good, very exciting. Now there is only one last step left. There is one condition, that is, we are recruiting a public relations manager. He must have a good drinker. You can drink all the wine. , and if everything goes well and you don’t fail, you will be admitted. Can you drink wine?

Applicant No. 4: No.

Jia Bing: Why don’t you know how to drink? Can you?

Liu Shuai: I know a little bit.

Jia Bing: If you can do it, I can, too. Let’s drink it for him and that’s it.

Liu Shuai: Come on then.

Jia Bing, Liu Shuai: (drinking)

Jia Bing: Don’t spread the word about the child, just tell our boss that he drank it.

Liu Shuai: Yes, yes.

Jia Bing: Who did you admit?

Liu Shuai: Admitted my nephew.

Jia Bing: Come on, sign and take this contract. When you come to work in our company next Monday, you will be the public relations manager.

Applicant No. 4: Thank you, uncle.

Jia Bing: No thank you, please go slowly.

Liu Shuai: Come on, let’s do it.

Jia Bing: You said you should say hello to me first when you touch upon this matter. You really are.

Liu Shuai: You should say hello to me.

Jia Bing: No, I’m an old classmate from the Chinese Lines Network. We grew up together, and today we are department managers and examiners together. You tell me, and I will do everything for you. Why are you still talking like that?

Liu Shuai: Can I help you handle this?

Jia Bing: Isn’t he your nephew?

Liu Shuai: It’s over, I thought he was your nephew.

Jia Bing: I was cheated.

Liu Shuai: Yeah.

Jia Bing: Get the contract back.

Liu Shuai: Stop right there.