Pupils' funny sketch script, quick! be badly in need of

Quyi is characterized by being short and pithy, with one content at a time and one performance form at a time. Our performance is relatively simple and we don't need props. When two people arrive at this station, they will talk. Although there are two people, the audience still have to listen to me.

B what about me?

What about you? You're just deaf.

B what do you say?

Suit yourself, marry a daughter-in-law, and join in the fun

What is this called, cross talk? You're kidding. I'll take it. We'll take care of it.

What are you responsible for? The responsibility lies entirely with me. Look at me standing here, talking all the time. What's the point of holding a hat? Just stand there and say a few words, uh-huh, yes, yo, yo, oh, hey, and finally say "don't be scolded" and then bow your head, even if the task is successfully completed.

b！ Your "don't be scolded" is an old expression, which is no longer applicable.

Aren't you the same? What's new?

B Oh, after all these years of cross talk, I will say "Don't be scolded". It's really a good deal.

A that's true. What's the big deal about being a champion?

B What's the big deal? This cross talk between us is like a boat. You are the one who stirs the boat, and I am the one at the helm. You have to go wherever I tell you to go. You can walk around without me at the helm.

A: The example you gave is very appropriate. Our cross talk is like a boat. I'm the one who stirs the boat, and you're the one at the helm.

B yes.

A So, do you think sailing is the main thing or sailing is the main thing?

B is of course the main thing at the helm.

Not necessarily. In my opinion, rowing is still the main thing. There is such a play that can illustrate this problem.

B what's this play?

A "Fishing to Kill Wife", look at the old hero Sean standing there with his daughter Guiying at the helm. Who do you think is the main one?

B Which ship are you talking about? That's a fishing boat. If it is really a river barge, it is a big ship, but Guiying's little girl can't handle it. She must have rich experience at the helm. In other words, I have to have a high artistic accomplishment.

Yo ... how to cultivate yourself by saying "don't be scolded" Speaking of artistic accomplishment, you have to call me funny.

B but that doesn't mean I won't tease you.

You know how to tease people. Didn't you learn Doby hello when you were an apprentice? But why won again? I have studied for several years because I have high requirements for teasing ratio. He has no right to be teased. What should I do? I'm sorry to make him switch to selling rat poison. Come on, let's put him on the list. Anyway, nothing on the list is enough.

Not enough b material? Oh, you have forgotten everything the old man said.

What did Teacher Jia say?

B, three points for teasing and seven points for holding. You account for 30% and I account for 70%.

A I don't agree with that. In proportion, my %B

hapless

Bai: On a certain day, a certain month, a certain year, two people met in an alley and each drove a large truck with a load 10 ton.

A: (Shouting to driver B) The ancients said, "When it's calm, retreat 10 meters and let others go."

B thought: I will make the impossible possible!

B: You're right. Please make way.

A thought: whether you are playing dumb or really stupid, whether you are playing dumb or really stupid, I will never let you go!

You'd better let me.

You let me.

You let

You let me.

You let

……

Bai: The two drivers won't budge. They hit him back and forth 300 times with his seven-inch tongue and iron teeth.

No matter what the result is.

A: (listless) I take a detour.

B: (Energetic) I won.

the next day

Bai: What bitter rivals! The two men met again in this alley.

A: Last time I took a detour, it's your turn to take a detour.

B thought: no way, let me make a detour. It's quite beautiful.

B: the law of the jungle, ok? See who can afford it.

A: I'm going to watch compressed biscuits.

I am ready, too.

After 4800 hours.

I don't have any compressed biscuits. I'll make a detour, but you must tell me where your pizza comes from.

B: This is from Pizza Hut.

A: It's true that "the Tao is one foot high and the magic is ten feet high".

the next day

A: This time I brought: TV, computer, refrigerator, washing machine, wardrobe, single bed, 1000 Jin of rice, rice cooker, solar cooker, solar cell, PSP3, NDSi…… ... ...

But I brought a bulldozer.

Ding Ling Mao Bo, Ding Ling Mao Bo, Ding Ling Mao Bo Choke

the next day

Bai: What bitter rivals! The two men met again in this alley. I'm tired of talking about this.

B: What did you bring this time?

A: (Terrorist) Black Boy Group.

Sorry, I brought the swat team. Ha ha ha ha! ! ! !

the end