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1, I heard that someone has a crush on you, but I still don't know what hunger is.

Looking at your face covered with human skin, who knows there is an animal's heart hidden inside?

Have the cheek to play hooligans, and start to go to the streets without you.

My stomach cramp was scared by your surprise.

5. It's good to know what you are.

6. How can you grow up without learning when you are young?

7. They are all rural foxes. When you put on a dress, you think you are an urban serial killer.

8. I want to bite you, but I am a Muslim.

9. I feel like two pigs, because neither can describe your IQ.

10, you are the biggest pencil I have ever seen. What big two pens!

1 1, it is not the Buddha who asks for a teacher, but the team; ; I don't read classics, I'm lonely.

12, sex is very dangerous, so be careful when entering the market.

13, my least favorite holiday is labor day, because I work in TM every day.

14, if cleverness is a crime, then I am willing to commit a heinous crime.

15. It's really hard to be a man. I really envy you. There is neither wrong nor sin.

16, if being beautiful is a mistake, then I am all wet.

17, I heard that you are very famous and have made many movies, but now you are not allowed to show porn.

18, I heard that you are very rich in Japan now, and you can often see your arrogance on TV.

19, as a lofty example of failure, you are too successful.

20. I know you know Pig Bajie best, but there is no need to say that you are his kind so obviously.

2 1, I don't like sweets, so I like strong melon best.

22. Duke Zhou took me to heaven, he left, and I fell back to hell.

23. Life is actually an adventurous life, depending on your courage.

24. Your seductive little face will always be my guide to vomiting after meals.

25, trying to figure out people's mood is a tiring job.

26. Everything is tempered into steel. I feel that if you practice again, you will become a gourd doll.

27. I'm here to apologize for your ignorance before.

28. You murdered all the feelings in the past.

29. Don't want to live or die. Live if you can't die.

It doesn't matter if I am misunderstood. I'm ready to be the bad guy.

3 1. Time didn't wait for me, but you forgot to take me away.

32. Although I can't beautify my mind, I can vilify evil.

33. My ugliness is none of your business, and her beauty is none of my business.

34. The words "pathetic" and "pitiful" are used on you, and I feel that they are both defiled.

You deserve it. You deserve to come into this world and pollute the air.

36. The first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.

People like you are wasting oxygen in the air if they live one more day.

Don't challenge my endurance, or I will make you cry rhythmically.

After you die, I will burn more paper dolls for you.

40. You are just a landscape I met in my life.

4 1, it is better to arm yourself than to please others.

42. When you grow up, you should strive for the awesome power that you blew when you were a child.

Before you leave, I'll give you a taste of being dumped.

44. Cucumber must be filmed, life must be embarrassing, and short life does not leave regrets.

45. It is more reliable to advise you not to have plastic surgery, or to be reborn as soon as possible.

46. get to the point Don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.

There are so many idiots in the world, but you are the best among them.

I can smoke, fight and drink, but I can't lose love.

49. I suggest you drink regret medicine instead of rat medicine.

50. You elusive person, which is your pit?

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1, you can be gorgeous, I only like sparrows in trees.

Never lower your head, lower your head. I'm just tying my shoelaces

The brain is used for thinking, not for showing.

Do you have the face to mix with such a person who has no ability and temper?

5. Not loving is not loving. Don't tell labor and management: we are not suitable.

I just want to express my love, otherwise I will go crazy.

Smoking hurts my brother's lungs. Never hurts.

I have a life. What do I care about your vicissitudes?

I told you to get out of my world, not out.

10, there are two kinds of aphorisms, one is inspirational and the other is swearing.

1 1, don't mention those bad guys, they are all heterosexual and inhuman guys.

12, you can't just lose your mind, you have to keep your image, right?

13, Happiness, where are you waiting for me? I will run over.

14, at the beginning of life, human nature is good. If you are naughty, I will be naughty.

15, these days, there are more people who are unsafe to wear outside but long and safe.

16. Both the dean and the headmaster fell into the river. Who did you hit with a brick in your hand? I'll hit anyone who fucking saves lives.

17, knowledge is coming to me. You're sober. It's too small for me to get in.

18, Logger Vick, I help you cut down trees, and you call me Qiang.

19, living is fun, living is death.

20. Who said: loneliness, emptiness and cold; You can give him back: get dressed and go out.

2 1, automatically logged in for a long time, and finally forgot the password.

22. I always bow my head in class. The teacher asked you why? I said: I sank again and suddenly remembered home.

23. Go to the supermarket before Valentine's Day and put a note on each chocolate: Let's break up.

24. Never use your own photo as an avatar. It's unlucky to go offline.

25. The most painful thing in life is that the Duke of Zhou was called away by noise.

26. After flying for a long time, I want to play drift when riding a bike.

27. This signature is pure fiction. If there are similarities, it is purely coincidental.

28. I wanted to turn the salted fish over with the test results, but I didn't expect TM to stick to the pot.

29. It's cool to dress up as a woman, and women dress up as men and call them mothers.

Don't underestimate the intelligence of any fool with high IQ.

3 1, don't say I've changed, as if you know me well.

Don't treat yourself like a waste until you die.

You are stupid, not that I don't approve of you.

34. My tears are also valuable, but your price has been reduced.

I think you are not because of love, but because you are too cheap.

36. Friend, if you are not strong, who should you show weakness to?

37. You are so dirty that I don't want to look straight.

You don't have to say hello to me when you leave. Who are you?

Since you chose to give up this love, I will watch you go with my own eyes.

40. Whether friends or sisters, there is only this life and no afterlife.

4 1, my mother once told me that the early worm is eaten by birds.

What happened to my lack of money? Better than you have no conscience.

Now that you have chosen to give up on me, I have nothing to keep.

44. No matter how big the official is or how much money he has, the prince is still dragging his feet.

45. Go shopping after class, go to the toilet, no one to accompany, and never go.

46. Development is the last word, but hard development is unreasonable.

I don't mind giving up halfway if everything becomes boring.

48. There is no truth that anyone owes anyone, and there is no saying that anyone can't live without anyone.

49, long without strength, what do you take to compete with others?

50. I can only go too far, only bully, and nothing else.

Laugh till you get down. Tell jokes.

1. I went to my sister's house for dinner and steamed crabs. My brother-in-law gave me one. Four-year-old niece: Dad, you eat. Dad doesn't eat, leave it to aunt and baby. Little niece: Dad, you can't do this. You should be kind to yourself. You won't eat like a cow every day. You are exhausted. Other uncles will spend your money, live in your house, sleep with your wife and beat your baby! Eat! Eat quickly! !

2. In the morning, my husband stayed in bed and wrapped himself in a quilt for several layers. I tied him in the quilt with a belt and went to work. When I came back in the afternoon, I saw my husband keep the shape of the morning and looked at me with bitterness in his eyes. He said: it is not the key to be hungry for a day, to die of heat without air conditioning, or to explain how to go to work tomorrow without answering the phone. The key is not to hold back the urine.

3. My mother invigilates the second grade English. If there is a problem with listening, she will draw a smiling face or cry. In the second row, there is a little girl who just transferred to another school. Her English is not good. The little boy on her right turns to smile or cry at her every time she asks questions. Later, my mother told me with a smile that it was obvious cheating, and I didn't care because it felt too clean.

4. After an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old girl, his friend said: It's really wronged the girl. You can be her grandfather. The old man is very dissatisfied: I am more wronged. Her grandfather is two years younger than me, and I have to pretend to be a grandson!

There was once a girl who was willing to give her life for me. She said firmly, if you pester me again, I will die.

There was a kissing scene on TV, and the father asked his son to pour a glass of water. Soon, there was a kissing scene on TV. Dad asked his son to pour another glass of water. The son asked, Dad, are you thirsty at the sight of someone kissing?

7. The old couple went to take pictures. The photographer asked: Do you want to measure light, backlight or full light? Grandpa said shyly, I don't care. Can you leave a pair of underwear for your aunt?

8. Chatting between British students. A patriotic youth said indignantly, let's take advantage of the riots to take back all the China cultural relics in the British Museum and return them to the Forbidden City! So many porcelain and bronzes! People in the group responded and made suggestions. A man said faintly: What should I do if I get it back and it is damaged by the Forbidden City? Suddenly, the crowd quieted down.

9. After the wedding, the groom said to the bride: I will go out to play cards and drink with my friends at any time, whether you agree or not! ! Hearing this, the bride replied tepidly: I have sex at nine o'clock every night on time, whether you are at home or not.

10, the boy just arrived at his girlfriend's house and couldn't wait to kiss his girlfriend! Girlfriend said: no, my period is coming! ! Boys feel very strange: what is the relationship between kissing and menstruation? So the boy kissed his girlfriend, and suddenly a woman rushed out of the kitchen! The woman pointed at the boy and scolded: Why did you bully my niece? !

1 1. A bride asked the master of ceremonies: How much does it cost to hold a wedding? Moderator: It depends. Well, generally speaking, the more handsome the groom is, the higher the charge. Upon hearing this, the woman shyly took out 5 yuan's money and handed it to her. The MC looked back at the groom, and then calmly looked for 4 yuan and 5 yuan.

12, the real romantic proposal should be like this: a handsome guy invited 10' s colleagues to dinner, including his favorite mm. In the middle of the meal, he suddenly stood up and walked beside MM, and then moved the chair where MM was sitting to his side at a 90-degree angle. At this moment, mm's mouth is full of all kinds of food. At this moment, he suddenly came out of his pocket.

Four stacks of money said: this is a deposit of 40 thousand yuan. Will you marry me? Mm was shocked at once, and tears filled her eyes. She sobbed and took out the money detector. After a while, she said, all this is true. I do.

13, I just went to the train station to buy a ticket and returned empty-handed. On the road, I saw a propaganda slogan: Chengdu is a place that I don't want to leave when I come. Now I finally understand the meaning of this sentence! Chengdu, please take me to the train tonight!

14. Award-winning notice: Under the leadership of the principal, with the support of the Academic Affairs Office, with the cooperation of the Logistics Office and under the guidance of the instructor, three students of our school won the first prize in the trophy composition competition held by universities in Tianjin. Due to limited space, the winners' names will be announced separately!

15. After the conductor pushed the last passenger on the bus desperately, the passenger kindly turned around and advised: Elder sister, don't squeeze. If you really can't get on, let's wait for the next bus.

16. At the school job fair, Michelin (who makes tires) asked a question: Why don't birds get an electric shock when standing on high-voltage lines? A classmate in my dormitory replied: Because it is wearing Michelin rubber shoes! As a result, he was the only undergraduate who was hired in the whole school.

17, I met an instructor during military training in college, and the whole class was badly repaired by him. After the military training, in order to celebrate liberation, everyone enthusiastically threw their beloved instructors into the air. When he fell down happily, he found that the people below had already. ....

18. Today, I took a bus. A buddy's cell phone rang, and the bell rang quickly: Answer the phone, son. I'm your father. The goods then shouted: Dad, what's the matter? I'm taking a bus. Call later. The bell is: Dad, Dad, pick up the phone. I am your son. The goods picked up and shouted: boss, what's the matter? We all laughed and peed, man. You and your boss must have a lot of hatred.

19 On the day she broke up with her girlfriend, she said: Actually, I really want to cry, but reality tells me I can't cry. I was so hot that I smiled and said, you are afraid of losing your makeup!

20. A bachelor proposed to his girlfriend and was rejected! The bachelor said with inferiority: forget it, I will never get married in my life! His girlfriend pities him: Why don't men have wives? I refuse you, not necessarily others will refuse you. The bachelor sighed: even people like you don't want me. Who else wants me?

2 1. Early in the morning, I was washing my face when my son suddenly shouted invincible iron fist and then rushed at me with his head down. As soon as my brain is pumping, I pick up a stainless steel washbasin to block myself. Then, with a bang, there came the cry of my son and the roar of my wife.

22. I just went downstairs to have a midnight snack and put a loud and smelly fart in the elevator. To hide my embarrassment, I glared at the man next to me. I kept staring at him, and the guy finally got impatient and said, what the fuck is B? It's just us here!

23. I have liked a girl for a long time. Today, I confessed to her. I said: I like you. Although I have nothing to give you, I will make you happy. Be my girlfriend! Seeing her indecision, I firmly said: I still have two kidneys!

24. My son is a senior one. After the monthly exam, the school held a parent-teacher meeting, and my father attended. Dad scolded his son when he came home: You are the only one in the class who failed in English. The son said loudly, it's all your fault. Dad paused and asked, why do you blame me? The son said, it's all your fault for not buying me a mobile phone.

In the classroom, Xiao Ming leans his head against the chair and doesn't listen to the class. The teacher asked with concern: Are you sick again? Xiao Ming said without looking up, yes, I have a headache. The teacher said: Do you have a doctor's certificate? Take it out and go home to rest! Xiao Ming said: It is because the doctor doesn't issue a certificate that I have a headache. Teacher: Get out.

26. Xifeng has been unhappy because of her appearance, but she is helpless. She always feels that she has nothing to be proud of. One day, a boy saw Xifeng's slender fingers, as soft as bones, and could not help but exclaim loudly: which hand is this? Finally, someone discovered her strengths, which made Feng overjoyed. She was overjoyed when she heard the boy say, "This is a chicken claw"! Xifeng choked at that time.

27. When getting up in the morning, boys call girls. Boy: I dreamed of you last night, and my underwear was wet! The girl said shyly, I hate it. What did you dream? Boy: I dreamed that you took off your makeup and scared me to pee my pants! Girl: Get out!

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1, Wukong, bring the Zijin alms bowl and chopsticks to the teacher. Jason Wu, go to the kitchen and see if Bajie is cooked.

2. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them-

3. I said I was a filter, and everything in my mouth was bleached! Understand?

4, the wind is rustling and the water is cold, and the strong man hits the dog and does not return.

Some predestinations end at the beginning, just like premature ejaculation.

6. Teachers always like to say: Students, please look at me.

7. I have to admire my female friend for wearing super shorts in such a cold day.

8. Some boys always think that girls are violent, but in fact they owe them.

9. I can bear hardships. Think about it. I only know the first four words.

10, my wallet looks like an onion. I burst into tears every time I opened it.

1 1. I am not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I am afraid to open the lid and have another bottle.

12. Would the old lady in front please stop combing her hair? I want to sing like snow.

13, it is raining cats and dogs. Who will hold up an umbrella for me by my side? When he is Xu Xian, I will be calm.

14. If I can choose my own life in the afterlife, I would like to make a quilt and overwhelm the whole world.

15, the terrible thing is that I didn't meet an opponent like God. But have the same teammates.

16, handsome is not bad at all, but I don't think it is as good-looking as my boys.

17. It is God's business to forgive him. All I can do is send him to God.

18, don't talk to me about life, you are not born.

19, I've always wanted to become a monk, but I can't let go of one thing. -No girlfriend yet.

20. The school let me know the temptation to go home. Home let me know the temptation of school.

2 1, it is said that life is like a play, and a play is like life, so just sing a play ~

22. I didn't know until school started: the farthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

23. I'm losing weight, but I'm not dieting or exercising. I use my mind. I will lose weight.

24. The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old together while I am still young.

25. I am really comfortable that people who don't like me can add trouble to your heart.

I will be an antique in 50 years, so you should collect me now.

27. When I was a child, I thought bleeding was a serious matter. Whether it hurts or not, I cried first.

28, is it handsome, just cut a flat head. Whether it's a beauty or not, you'll know when you take off your makeup.

29. Women tend to buy beautiful clothes to attract men, while men tend to like naked women.

30. If there is regret medicine in the world, I will say: Boss, give me a box.

3 1, look at a temple from a distance, and look at our alma mater, with more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 old roads.

In fact, I only listen to the melody in English songs! What does he mean by singing! Don't care at all.

I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.

I won't watch you jump into the fire with your eyes open, I will close my eyes.

35. Without magic, there would be no Buddha. I know I am a demon, so I will help you become a Buddha.

If I had sleep, cigarettes, family and friends, I wouldn't die.

37. What is the Tang Priest riding? Wukong is a cloud. Bajie loves Xiaoyue Yue, and Friar Sand pretends to be Brother Sharp.

38. If you are well, it will be sunny. If you are not well, it will rain every day.

39. Ideals are like underwear. You should have them. But you can't prove it to everyone.

40. Your sister is a good girl and has shared a lot of sadness for your mother.

4 1. Years later, if you get married, if I don't, tell your daughter to be careful on the way after school.

42. Soft sister paper sees basketball coming, but it hides, while thick sister paper picks it up, and the man strikes back with his hand and I kick it.

43. Before I touched the flowers and twisted the grass, I was already pulled out by others.

44. A real brother is your woman when you need her most.

45. Life grinds us around and makes us roll further.

One day Altman raised his hand to answer questions in class, and then the teacher died.

47. All the questions in the world can be answered with nothing to do with you and me. Suddenly I feel so busy.

48. All the people who invited me to dinner were good people, and the bad guys were also good people.

49, don't look at me black, I have someone to chase, don't look at you white, you can't play.

50. Li Bai was about to go by boat when he suddenly heard singing on the shore. Making a scene is the most dazzling national style.