Quotes to save your mood

1. Everything lost will come back in another way.

2. I just hope that you and I will be good, not suspicious of each other, not praising each other, and be peaceful as usual. You talk to me as if you were talking to yourself, and I will talk to you as if you were talking to myself.

3. Women dare to leave because they are sure that men will look back. The man didn't look back because he was sure the woman was too sure to leave.

4. When we come to this world, everyone carries an empty basket, and a person’s life is the process of constantly putting things into his own basket. If you have it, you will want more, be greedy, and have insatiable desires. A life that only involves addition is very sad. Stay away from fame and wealth, belittle success or failure, and be content with being indifferent is subtraction. Subtract excess material, subtract luxurious desires, and subtract the burden on the soul. Use addition and subtraction together, and the journey of life will be infinitely beautiful.

5. We must respect two kinds of people: one is a woman who is willing to accompany a man to live a hard life, and the other is a man who is willing to live a good life with only one woman.

6. Don’t ask me how my life is now. Can you change it? Don't ask me how I'm thinking right now. Can you control me? Don't ask me how I'm feeling now, can you come back? If not, then please don't ask. I'll be fine.

7. No matter how well you do, there will be people pointing fingers; even if you are a mess, you can still hear praises. There is no need to dwell on the judgment of the outside world, there is no need to fall into the eyes of others, and there is no need to distort yourself in order to please the world. The only one who can save you is yourself.

8. The so-called worries are just things that are not as good as one wants. That is egotism, being obsessed with the ideal that one has drawn. Once there is a gap, trouble will arise.

9. Throughout a person's life, he will always be sad for a while, happy for a while, together for a while, separated for a while, youthful for a while, beautiful for a while, vicissitudes of life for a while, deep for a while, childish for a while, There is a period of maturity, a period of trouble, a period of hardship, a period of pain, and a period of happiness. No matter what time it is, don't forget, no matter how ugly or poor you are, there will always be someone who doesn't dislike you and will be with you, not just for a while but for a lifetime.

10. If you have an ideal, defend it.

11. The older we get, the weaker our hearts become. People who once agreed on life and death and sex, in the end, they will never interact with each other until death. Time is a thief, always stealing many beautiful faces, true emotions, and happy lives inadvertently. Maybe we can't turn a blind eye, but we don't have to fight each other. After all, everyone has had the time to spend the full moon, and at that time, they should be prepared to be robbed one day. Save unhappy talk

Save unhappy talk

1. A good friend got married for the second time. At the wedding, the host asked the groom: No matter you are poor or rich, sick or healthy, you Are they all willing to take care of her, respect her, and stay with her for the rest of their lives? Groom: I do! I suddenly heard a woman’s voice coming from a corner not far away: You said the same thing last time

2. There was another earthquake in Japan. The Chinese looked like it had nothing to do with them and said The truth is really chilling! Out of humanitarianism, I am willing to take in a Japanese orphan. The requirements are: female, 16-18 years old, height 159-165, cup size ABC, no scratches on the body, delicate calves, sweet voice, white and cute face, Lolita is preferred. . . Love knows no bounds, and there is true love in the world! No matter how hard it is, we can’t bear to suffer the victims! Send positive energy! !

3. I was waiting for the bus with my girlfriend, and suddenly I realized that neither of us had any change. So I gave my girlfriend fifty yuan and asked her to change it. After waiting and waiting, she finally got the money back. She bought snacks worth 48 yuan and had two yuan left

4. A: Don’t be so proud of my breasts. I save the country. Proud of the fabric!

5. I asked my boyfriend: If a woman took off her clothes and sat on your lap, would you be shaken? He replied seriously: I certainly won't.

I went up to have sex with her, and you actually allowed her to take off her clothes and sit on your lap. Tell me, have you already fantasized about that scene?

6. A girl who had just obtained her driver’s license was stopped by the police for driving illegally and asked for her driver’s license. Her: No. Pol.ice asked in disbelief: How could you drive without a driver's license? She replied cutely: The Lun family finally passed the exam, so I took it out in case it was lost. pol.ice. . .

7. My daughter stayed in bed in the morning and saw that she was going to be late for school. My daughter-in-law lifted the quilt, raised her hand and slapped her twice, and got up.

8. Pain comes from comparison. When a person lives in a small wooden house, the wooden house is enough to protect him from wind and rain and provide him with the necessary rest environment, and he is very happy. But one day, a big house suddenly appeared next to the cabin. From then on, his smile was no longer as calm and natural as before. Life is about a state of mind, which should be both positive and contented. The pursuit of life is to live better than before, not to live better than others!

9. In the past few days, I have been thinking about driving a car that has passed the government inspection, burning oil that the government says meets the standard, and sticking a green label for environmental protection and emission standards issued by the government, but the government tells me The poor air quality is caused by car exhaust. I wonder, is it because our posture of stepping on the accelerator is wrong?

10. When I go out with my boyfriend, he will lower his head and play with his mobile phone as soon as he gets on the subway. I said to him depressedly: Do you think it’s appropriate for you to only play with your phone while your girlfriend is around? Then the guy raised his head and said quietly: That’s it, I just think it’s not appropriate to play with your girlfriend in public. .

11. When I went shopping, I saw a young couple. The girl was quite good-looking. I looked up to the sky and sighed: The good cabbage has been eaten by the pig. The man accidentally overheard me and wanted to come over and beat me. His girlfriend pulled him and said: Don't argue with this kind of person who is worse than a pig.

12. The boss of a company is recruiting female secretaries. The applicants stood at the door of the office and walked towards the boss's office. Xiao Hong walked 20 steps, Xiao Huang walked 18 steps, and Xiao Zhang walked 15 steps. Ask :Who was admitted?

13. When I came back from the wedding banquet and complained that I was not full, my niece said: If you can’t reach the food, you can stand up, and if the table cannot be turned, people can turn around. Just stand up and walk around, turn around in circles and you’ll be full. You’d be a fool if you didn’t eat until you’re full. .

14. The smog has been heavy these two days, and I have to ride to and from get off work, so I asked my mother: Mom, where did I put my mask?

15. My wife used domestic violence against me. I wisely said don’t use domestic violence in front of the children. It’s not good for the children. When my wife was hesitant, my children were very sensible and told his mother. It's okay, Mom, you can fight me, I won't watch!

16. In the bank, a bald and wretched man said to the girl at the window: Girl, lend me 10,000 yuan for fun~

17. The announcement on the train sounded: 16 A passenger in Car No. 1 is suffering from illness and is seeking help from medical staff. As soon as I finished speaking, the eldest sister sitting opposite me stood up resolutely: "Little brother, help me look at something, I will take a look." She came back half an hour later and I asked: Are you a doctor or a nurse? The eldest sister wiped her sweat: I was just watching the fun.

18. The moment a problem arises, you must control your emotions. Don't get angry, don't be extreme, don't say anything extreme, and know how to be patient. Patience is not to prevent you from dealing with the matter, but to avoid doing something embarrassing to yourself when you lose control of your emotions. In the future, you will know that there are really few things in life that are worthy of our courtesy, education, character and structure.

19. The math class is almost over, and there are only two questions left. The teacher said: I will do one and leave the other to you. Take your pick! A classmate said: Teacher, you are in trouble. The teacher said: I am a boy and you are girls!

20. An older ugly girl couldn’t find a boyfriend. One day she finally made an appointment with a netizen. After a while, the ugly girl came home in tears. Her roommate asked her what happened, and she said: He just said it. I just left if I didn't deserve you.

My roommate comforted me and said, "It's okay. I'm being very tactful. Don't be too sad." The ugly girl cried loudly: Euphemisms are useless, there is punctuation in the middle of his sentence!

21. Desire is endless, but our ability to realize it is limited. When desires are not satisfied, we suffer; when desires are satisfied and the satisfaction disappears, we suffer again. Only by learning to be grateful and content can we truly get rid of desire and greed and have a relaxed and calm life.

22. Tease your daughter while washing your face: Dad, can you find a new mother? Daughter: No! If my biological mother is like this, would I still be able to live if I had a stepmother?

23. The little fat man has a good temper, and he is very popular when he laughs and laughs every day. The sister-in-law next door said to the little fat man: It’s time to lose weight, and his bulging belly has caught up with that of a pregnant woman. How uncomfortable. The little fat man touched his swollen belly and said, "I'm used to it. If I don't eat it every day, I won't be happy!"

Twenty-four, the wife is about to give birth, and the husband is waiting anxiously outside the delivery room! Suddenly, the nurse took the baby out! The husband quickly stepped forward and asked the nurse nervously: Is it a boy or a girl? ! Saying that, the husband couldn't wait to put his hand into the baby's wrapper and fumble around! Then he shouted happily: It's a boy! It's a boy! The nurse scolded angrily: What boy? Let go of my fingers! !

Twenty-five, I picked up the ax and chopped down the only plum tree in the yard. My father was very angry and asked me why. I said that I had heard the story about Washington cutting down fruit trees, and he could become president if he cut down fruit trees. After listening to this, my father asked me: Have you heard the story of the crucifixion of Jesus? Then they hung me up and beat me for three days. He also told me: You can be Jesus. . .

26. When my son got home from get off work, he told me that he only passed the final art exam this time. I asked why, and he said that the teacher asked him to draw a school of fish, and the whole class drew pictures in the water. The swimming fish... I pulled the paper and took a look: Damn naughty boy, what you drew is a squid.

Twenty-seven. Male answer: When we were first in love, she farted secretly. After getting married, she wished that every fart would fall on your face!

28. My sister came to me and said to me: You are a man, so you must learn to take responsibility for your family, so that you can support our family in the future and become a real man! Do you understand? After hearing this, I happily said: Got it! Then I heard my sister turn around and shout into the house: Mom, my brother admitted that he stole your money!

29. The morning after Chinese Valentine's Day, the crow met the magpie and said: Why are you so haggard?

Thirty. Recently, a female colleague had a fight with me. I changed my online name to Emperor, she changed it to Queen Mother, I changed it to Yingzheng, and she changed it to Zhao Ji. She is always a generation older than me. I thought of a great idea today, Sun Wukong, there's nothing you can do to change it! After dinner just now, I saw that her online name had been changed to Shituzhai. Fuck you.

31. I went to the cafeteria with my colleagues to eat. When I saw that my colleagues’ food was obviously more than mine, and the money was the same, I went to the aunt who was cooking to argue. I was already ready to quarrel, but my aunt stopped me with one sentence: I see that you are so thin, and you definitely don’t eat as much as she does, so I give you less shots. . .

32. Once I went to a public toilet to urinate. I was in a hurry and went in without looking carefully. I was in a mess at that time. There were two women inside. I found a hole and squatted down quickly. After I was done, I pulled up my pants and walked out. It was so embarrassing. Then a woman behind me said: Ouch, I thought it was a man! It turned out to be a tomboy...

Thirty-three, I went to dinner with my best friend, and a handsome guy came over and said that he wanted to sleep with me and asked her to give me a price, which made her anxious all of a sudden. , gave him a good scolding: Grandma, what do you think of your sister? Why do you need to spend money to sleep with your sister?

Thirty-four. When the two of them went to prison, the cell leader asked his father: How long will the sentence be? Answer: 5 years. Question: Why? Answer: I picked up a piece of rope and took it home. Question: Isn’t this sentence too harsh? If you break the rope, you will be sentenced to 5 years? Answer: There is also a cow tied to the other end of the rope.

Thirty-five, my son learned new knowledge from kindergarten: take the safe passage when there is a fire. So he told us very solemnly: When there is a fire, we must send me to the kindergarten immediately. Why? Because there is a safe passage in the kindergarten.

Thirty-six. A couple was quarreling. The man couldn't win the argument and the woman just lay on the bed, motionless. The woman asked, what are you doing in bed? The man replied, dead! The woman asked again, why are you still opening your eyes after death? Die with your eyes open! The man answered, and the woman asked, "How come you're still breathing?" The man said that he couldn't swallow this breath!

Thirty-seven. One day I went to the canteen to buy something. After I finished buying, I shouted: Sister, check out. The eldest sister laughed, pointed to a beautiful woman in her twenties and said: My daughter is so old, what should you call me? I said: Mom!

Thirty-eight, A: Nowadays, small breasts are trying their best to hide their shame, using layer after layer of padding, using more fabrics; big breasts are showing off their wealth wantonly, wishing they could be exposed. This is the real savings. Where's the fabric!

39. Female answer: When I first met my partner, I was afraid of making you angry everywhere in my life. After I got married, I wanted to make you angry every minute!

Forty. A male colleague went out at noon and did not take his mobile phone with him. His wife kept calling. The female colleague who was taking a nap was annoyed by the noise. She took her mobile phone and yelled: We are sleeping, are you bothered? As a result, the male colleague has not come to work today!

41. If you can’t look away, just carry it. If you can't let it go, just remember it. If you can't bear to part with it, just keep it. When one day... I can no longer carry it, I will look away! I can’t remember it clearly, so I put it down! If you can’t keep it anymore, then give it up! So don’t worry too much about some things, just turn a blind eye or close one eye, and it will pass. Cherish the people in front of you and do the things in front of you. Everything is wonderful! Remember, if it’s cloudy, it won’t necessarily rain.

42. There is no one in the world who will never be slandered, and there is no one who will always be praised. When you give, someone will criticize you; when you gain, someone will criticize you; when you watch, someone will still criticize you. No one is immune to criticism, just do what you should do and let others speak. Since there is nowhere to escape, it is better to respond calmly; since the ears are impure, it is better to purify one's heart; since one cannot get what one wishes, it is better to smile and let go. Classic sayings to save a depressed mood, phrases that make people happy

1. After being separated from someone, I am easily moved, but I find that I still cannot believe it from the bottom of my heart. It seems that I can no longer Understand those profound things and no longer expect to be saved.

2. Be a secular person, make tea to maintain your health when you have time, and drink alcohol to be a idol when you have money.

3. Standing on tiptoes step by step, humming a piece of music, you are right in front of me.

4. Drunk people like to raise their glasses and say, crying and laughing, "I am not guilty"

5. Drinking empty-handed and melancholy, clearing the soul and thinking about old wounds.

6. Good things come in pairs, but misfortunes never come alone.

7. Fairy tales, I have imagined you in time and space, ruins in the autumn wind, cranes chirping, joyous war songs, resentful spring, the Qiang flute, hurting myself, who broke the pen outside time and space, ruined Usher's mansion, hurt innocence There are foxes and thorny wheat tips, handstand watchers, where is the right to disappear? I have bear the suspicion of a cult, but I wake up from the dream and believe in your dawn

8. So I stopped writing and didn’t think about it. You

9. Reunited in the old place after thirty-five years, I just asked whether the hatred was strong. I kept saying cherishing words in the past, but all my words came to nothing. I broke my heart and broke up a good dream.

10. The warmth of the world, the winter sun, you are by my side.

11. There is no need to talk about the war and the iron horse, but you can swallow the mountains and rivers and look at the world. A man is born to be a high-spirited man, fighting against the heavens with a hundred thousand men of iron and blood!

12. You are waiting for him to look back. I am waiting for you to give up.

13. During military training, you can experience the pleasure of holding a pressure cooker on your head, wearing an electric blanket, and stepping on a hot water kettle.

Repeating boring rehearsals over and over again is like watching the same bad domestic movie over and over again. You can feel your own gravity slowly exerting pressure on you. You will find that the only thing that can darken you is the sun. You feel as if you are stepping on two pieces. The cheese is melting at any time, and will be lifted up by the steaming heat waves and mixed gases. When you step out of the door, you will have the illusion of escaping from the boiler room. It is really a blur of life and death for ten days. Without military training, it will be unforgettable.

14. Before the corner of the clown's mouth was scratched, he was once a beautiful boy.

15. Can sad sentences about love without style and definition be able to save my heart

1: Don’t have extravagant expectations, don’t force it, just take everything lightly/

2: Can strangers who pass by each other save my heart?

3: The promises made between lips and teeth are all nonsense. Youth, a grand displacement.

4: When you are happy, time passes so fast, but when you are sad, time passes so slowly.

5: Hiding in a certain time, missing the palm prints of a period of time; hiding in a certain place, missing a person who stands on the way in and out, who makes me care.

6: The past, past events, memories, memories that cannot be brought back. Time has taken away everything, leaving me alone and sad.

7: There is only so much warmth in my life, and I gave it all to you, but you left me, and you told me how to smile at others again in the future

8: I reply Looking back at my growth path, I watched day by day. I stood on the roadside with my hands in the pockets of my windbreaker and saw countless people walking past me expressionlessly. Occasionally someone stopped and smiled at me. Bright as peach blossoms. I know that these people who stay will eventually become the warmth in my life. Seeing them reminds me of never leaving.

9: With expectation and curiosity, I earnestly learned what Primary 4 taught me to look up at the sky at a pure 45-degree angle. When I really did it, I didn’t shed any tears.

10: One of the most wonderful things in the world is when you hug someone you love and they hug you tighter.

11: Time flies by, I am still the same, you are still the same, but we are no longer the original us.

12: There are only so many places around you. Some people want to come in, and some people have to leave.

13: If you love, please love deeply, if you abandon, please do it thoroughly, don’t be ignorant, hurt others and yourself. The most regretful thing in life is to give up easily what should not be given up, and to stubbornly persist in what should not be persisted. I thought a bird couldn't fly across the sea, because a bird didn't have the courage to fly across the sea. Ten years later, I discovered that it wasn't that the bird couldn't fly across the sea, but that there was no waiting on the other side of the sea.

14: Youth is a bright sadness~~~~I didn’t cry, but tears flowed down~~~

15: How can ripped jeans stand with an evening dress, how can my guitar stand with Your piano ensemble.

16: Every time I see a beautiful piece, my heart aches, and then, numbly, sticky, as if holding people together.