Best joke ever

1. Others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny.

2. Problems that can be solved with money are not problems, but how to make money is your biggest problem.

3. What if you don’t want to do laundry? Just marry a wife. If your daughter-in-law is virtuous, she will wash your clothes; if her daughter-in-law is tough, you will learn how to wash your clothes.

4. I asked Buddha: Is there true love in this world? Buddha said: If so, would I still become a monk?

5. I have a very strong learning ability and always learn from great people. For example, if I don’t have a diploma, I will imitate others’ ugly parents, and if I’m not smart, I will imitate others’ bald heads.

6. I just made a divination for myself. The five elements are lacking a house, the life is lacking land, the card is lacking money, and the love scene is lacking love. I calculated with my fingers. This divination is really accurate, except that no one will hurt me. It hurts everywhere.

7. When I went out for a walk today, I felt my feet were very sore. When I lowered my head, I saw that I had stepped on a lemon.

8. The farthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you have a parent-teacher conference, your mother-in-law is right in front of you, but you can only call her aunt.

9. The husband sends text messages to his wife when he is on a business trip: "Are you sleeping?" "Sleeping!" "Honey, you are so naughty." "Your wife is really sleeping!" "Who are you? Believe it or not, I am now Go over and kill you!" "I'm her mother!" 10. Me: "Son, how many points will you get in this test?" My son frowned: "Dad, if you want to hit me next time, , can you give me another excuse?"