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The sketch script that reflects the society should be short.

A grateful heart

Grateful to "some students who don't love their parents (the north wind blows, snowflakes float, Zhu floats on the stage, and wraps up their coats).

Father: Zhengzhou is really cold!

The child is studying in Xinda and hasn't come home for half a year.

Today, I took my child to see him in town.

(Turn around, Mom)

Damn it, you can't even hurry

Mother: Dad, you won't wait for me.

Father: Hey! quickly

Mom: Dad, where is our children's school? Why hasn't it arrived yet?

Father: Hey, panic, panic, almost there, almost there.

(Stop, look around, point somewhere, and then read)

Information Engineering University, eh! Right here, right here, that's it.

Mother: (surprised) Here it is. Gee, it looks good to me.

Father: Yes, this is little Tsinghua in the army.

Mom: Dad, our children's school is there. I can't see!

Father: Hey, there are many children here. How do I know which one is our child?

Mother: Then help me have a look, help me have a look.

Father: medium, medium.

(Just then, Zhu came to the stage and called. )

Zhu: Hey, Xiao Li, let's have hot pot together at noon. Well, the same place, be there or be square.

(Father Zhu hears someone talking and turns to ask Mother Zhu)

Father: His mother, is that our pillar?

Mom looks back, looks at the post and runs happily. )

Mom: column ~

(Zhu Ying comes forward to hold his mother's hand)

Zhu: Dad, Mom, why are you here?

Mother: Son, why have you lost weight? Is it cold?

Column: (somewhat indifferently) Not cold.

Father: Pearl, your mother has been dreaming about you for the past two days. I miss you very much, so I must come to see you.

(Mom secretly wipes her tears)

(The column looks around for fear that students will see their parents dressed in rustic clothes. )

Column: Dad, Mom, there are many people here. Let's go there, ie corner our parents.

Father: China people, China people, this way, it's coming.

Mother: Pearl (sobbing and forcing a smile) Don't listen to your father's nonsense, I just want to see you.

Zhu: What are you thinking? Isn't that good for me?

(Mother looks at the post and touches its face)

C: That's all right. I ate very well.

Father: Pearl, you can eat whatever you want. Don't worry about money. I can still afford your father's expenses.

Column: Hey, Dad, look at what you said.

(Mom can't help feeling Zhu's famous brand clothes)

Mother: Pearl, you look good in clothes.

(take mom's hand away)

Don't touch this dress, it's hundreds of miles.

Father: (surprised) Is this dress hundreds?

C: Of course, Adida's.

Mother: His father, look, how handsome our children are.

Father: Jun, Jun.

Father takes out a pile of tightly wrapped change from the inner layer of his clothes.

Pearl, do you have enough money?

(See column, Qian laughs)

Hey, the money has been made, and I am worried that I have no money to spend.

He snatched it away, spat and counted the bills.

Five dollars, ten dollars, why are they all small change?

Father: Well, it's cold and there's nothing to do outside. Spend the money first.

C: OK, I'll buy it first. Isn't the family still busy? I'm going to have an exam soon, too. I need to review. Otherwise, you should go first.

Father: Pearl, these two days have been very hard.

C: The exam is coming.

Father: Do remember, Pearl. If you don't study hard, you might as well sell sweet potatoes, but don't be like your father. It's hard to farm all your life.

Zhu: I know everything. I learn very well. Let's go.

Father: As long as you know, damn it. . . . . .

(Mother sees the accepted package)

Mother: Don't panic, Pearl. I laid you two pancakes when I came. You like it best. I added two eggs for you.

Column: (impatiently) Who eats this now? Very greasy. I won't eat it. Take it back.

Father: Take it. It is not easy to make something for you.

Mother: Take it.

Lien: In the middle, in the middle, you have to go quickly (push them out by hand)

Father: Then, let's go.

Mother: Dad, it's not easy for me to come here. Let me have a look.

Father: Why are you confused? Is it important for you to look after our children or for our children to study? Look, our children are very busy.

Mother: That's good. (Looking at Zhu Zhu reluctantly) Zhu Zhu, don't forget to eat pancakes when I leave.

C: (impatiently) Let's go, let's go, I see.

Father: Pearl, study hard.

C: Let's go, let's go.

Act ii

(After seeing his parents leave, Zhu looks at the bag and says: Who still eats this these days? Just throw away the pancakes)

C: It won't be delayed. We agreed to invite Xiaoli to dinner at noon. Look, what time is it?

(takes out his mobile phone from his pocket) Give her a big call first (dial Xiao Li to the stage)

Liesl: Iron pillars.

Oh, Xiao Li, I was looking for you.

(Hold Xiaoli's hand and breathe, and Xiaoli withdraws her hand)

Is it cold? Let's go to eat hot pot.

Liesl: (So she asked easily) What are you doing here?

Column: (nervously) No, nothing.

Liesl: Who were those two people just now?

Column: (stuttering) Who, who?

(Li stares at him)

Column: (patting his head and laughing) Oh, you said those two people who asked for directions went the wrong way. Let's go to eat.

Li: Hey, why are you so rich today? You are very rich.

Don't you think I should be nice to you?

Li: (angrily) Meng, it seems that you are not going to tell the truth today.

Zhu: Hey, Xiao Li, what's wrong with you? You have to believe me, but I have never lied to you.

Li: Monk, why didn't I find you like this before? You know I hate being cheated.

Zhu: I lied to you? So, so I'm not afraid that you think I'm poor?

Li: If you are poor, will you dislike your parents? When we were together, I thought you were honest, simple and motivated. I didn't expect you to treat your parents like this for vanity. It's so disappointing.

(Li angrily turns away and the column catches up with Li)

Column: Xiaoli, Xiaoli is not like this. Please listen to me.

Li: There is nothing to explain. How can I trust an ungrateful person?

Column: Xiaoli, Xiaoli, me ...

Li: Stop it. How can a person who doesn't even love his parents love others? You'd better reflect.

(Li is angry)

Column: Hum, what are you pretending to be noble? You don't think I'm poor.

(sitting in a chair and losing his temper)

Act iii

(Linger goes on stage and introduces herself before the stage)

Ling: I am from the same town. He's not like this at home, but look at him now ... Oh, no, I have to talk about him.

Ling: Brother Zhu.

Lien: (looking up lazily) It's Shine.

Ling: (sitting next to the post) Where are my uncle and aunt?

C: Let's go.

Ling: Sister Xiaoli left, too?

Column: (impatiently changing posture and tilting one leg to the other) Yeah, (Column suddenly stands up)

Well, it's all my parents' fault. It's not a good time. It happened that I came at this time. Well, I met Xiaoli, and I also met Xiaoli. I am poor! Well, what's the big deal? There are many fish in the sea. I'll find another one after I leave.

Ling: (stands up sadly) Brother Zhu, you have changed.

Column: How have I changed?

Ling: You weren't like this before.

(affectionately) Do you remember when you were a child?

C: What is this?

(Accompanied by music)

Ling: That spring, apricot blossoms were in full bloom on the mountain, and our two families went climbing together. The weather was particularly good that day. Birds are singing and streams are gurgling. We climbed to the top of the mountain and looked down. Everything is green and full of vitality.

Zhu: I was very happy at that time. I pointed to the other side of the mountain and asked, Dad, what's that over there?

Ling: Mountain or mountain, you have to walk a long way to go out. It's beautiful outside the mountain, and people outside the mountain are very happy and happy.

Zhu: At that time, I said, Dad, I must go out. I will make you very happy.

Ling: Now that you are out of the mountain, is this how you make your parents happy?

Lien: ... Linger, stop it (squat down).

Ling: No, I also want to say that our village was admitted to the university last year. In order to pay the expensive tuition, your parents have to scrape together enough money. How did you swear to your parents before you left that you would study hard and be successful in the future?

Zhu: Linger, (stands up to get pancakes) ... Linger, don't worry, I won't give up my wish. I will definitely make my parents the happiest parents in the world! Mom! (Running off the stage)

Ling: (turning around and taking two steps) Uncle and aunt (turning around slowly)

(Lights out, Play "Mother" Music)

poems for recitation

Our parents' love for us is different from ours.

Parents' love is the ocean.

Our love is a stream.

Always weave a concerned dream in the deepest night.

Always waiting for a tired figure in the longest dusk.

Snowflakes outside the window bring happiness and sadness.

There is a sweet tiredness in the cradle.

Waiting for you, growing up

Waiting for you, I can hear the most delicate sound.

Waiting for you, I can understand the most casual look.

Waiting for you, in the simplest dream, they are already white-haired

I want to tell you that old story again.

I want to see you put on that white scarf again.

I want to hear you say "mom" for the first time.

Gave you a young life.

Gave you beautiful spring.

You are happy, and they are happy.

No matter how much I pay for you, it's worth it.

The deepest affection is affection.

Send warm wishes in this cold winter.

Let's pray sincerely with a grateful heart.

May our parents be healthy and happy forever.

May our parents be the happiest parents in the world.

Application (hilarious)

2 examiners and 3 applicants.

(A company is looking for a sales supervisor)

Applicant: Long Min: an agricultural farmer, too talented; a gifted student with no social background; Zhen Youquan: the son of a government official.

Too talented (holding this hand, stepping, thinking with head held high): Time flies, and I will compete in today's market.

Zhen Youquan (suit and tie, striding forward): According to my investigation, it is really difficult to find a good job in this increasingly competitive market. Comrades, I also applied to live here.

The first examiner said: You are all here to apply. What our company wants is talents in sales promotion, either with education or experience. You are all educated people. .

Suddenly, a tattered man came in from the outside recently. He ran too fast and almost fell down. )

The farmer who broke in recently scratched his head and simply said, big sister, I'm sorry I'm late.

(The assistant examiner is furious): Who is your sister? This girl is only the age of flower season! Huh? How can such a person suddenly appear!

(Long Min looks at the examiner in surprise and says): Elder sister? There are no flowers in my village, only a handful! (exaggerated, use the posture of holding to describe flowers)

(The assistant examiner clenched his fist to suppress his anger): All right. Now let's introduce ourselves, including your name, address, age, nationality, birthday, gender, marital status and education. . . . Report it.

(All three applicants were surprised) (The examiner said with a smile): Don't bother, just give your name and academic experience.

Zhen Youquan: That's more like it, otherwise I thought I was at the police station!

Thai Youcai: My name is Thai Youcai, and I graduated from Thai with a master's degree. After the edification of school culture, the tempering of society and the test of life, I came to your company to apply. I will sell my knowledge to the company, use my culture to sell it, and bring the world outlook, values and outlook on honor and disgrace to the overall interests of the company. . . .

Assistant Examiner: Stop, Vilti, next! (Too talented to hold your glasses and tilt your head back. )

Zhen Youquan: My name is Zhen Youquan, Zhen Dezhi Zhen. I graduated from that H university, because of social competition, well, yes, I came to this company, and then I unexpectedly wanted to hire this position. That's all, thank you.

(Intermediate examiners will add their own actions)

Long Min: My name is Long Min, and I am the dragon of dragons (laughter). I only have rich experience. Please listen to the next chapter for details.

Zhen Youquan: After all, Long Min has such a farmer's name.

Examiner: OK, OK, let's start asking questions.

Assistant examiner: If a beautiful girl appears in front of you, how can you sell yourself and make her accept you?

Long Min: Examiner, can you not? I already have a wife. I'm afraid my wife won't let me sleep in the bed.

(Angry) Associate Examiner: Hypothesis, do you understand the hypothesis? ! !

Long Min: Suppose, oh.

Too talented: hey, I feel sorry for those who have no knowledge.

Too talented: I will recite a very emotional sentence and make her submit to my literary talent.

Zhen Youquan: I called all the traffic policemen back and shouted at the place where the girl appeared: beautiful girl: Zhen Youquan, I really love you.

Long Min: Although I am still afraid, I must seize the opportunity. I will say: elder sister, I can cook, I can wash clothes, I can farm, I can take care of children, but I can't have children. Can you give birth to a fat baby for me?

Assistant examiner: That's brilliant. Do you think a poem can impress that girl? If so, many old ladies will fall in love with you every day, because you talk a lot every day. You can recite a poem now and see if you can make your aunt across the street accept you.

Assistant examiner: Zhen Youquan. You said you could ask all the traffic police to help you. Well, a person goes to the street to find a girl and says loudly that you love her, to see if she will call you crazy!

Deputy examiner: Long Min, hey, do you want other girls to give you a baby just because you look like a bear? Do you think others are your domestic pigs? You can have them if you want.

Deputy examiner: Since you are selling yourself, you should regard the other party as a fortress.

Long Min: Examiner, it is peacetime, so there is no fortress. If we want to fight the Japanese fortress now, all the able-bodied men in our village have already picked up hoes. Is it my turn?

Assistant examiner: Hey, you, this is still a hypothesis, a hypothesis! ! Hey, I want to know, Long Min, why did you join our work?

Long Min: I have experience (patting my chest, holding my head high and making proud gestures).

Associate examiner: Do you have any experience? Then why do you say that donkey's lips are not right for horse's mouth?

Long Min (indignant): No, I really have experience. You see, I have sold chickens at home, pigs in the village, cows in the village and blood in the city. Isn't this all experience? Oh, by the way, when I was selling cattle, a young man in his early 20 s told me, Uncle, how dare you sell cattle on the road? You are really the one between A Niu and Niu C, that's why I am. I'm still thinking, how can I buy a cow and become a cow ABC?

(The assistant examiner bows his head and is silent for a moment) Then he looks up and says, I think you can go home and sell blood.

Long Min: Examiner, what you said is wrong. I sold blood in the city, not at home. I don't have that kind of equipment at home.

Assistant examiner: Hey! (shaking his head)

Examiner: Now, how do you think this girl can accept you?

Long Min: I think so. . .

Assistant examiner: Stop and don't talk. Squat aside with me (Long Min pathetically walks to the podium).

Zhen Youquan: I think there is something wrong with this question.

Assistant examiner: Nonsense, no problem. Can you call me a question?

Brilliant: I think this question is worth discussing. If you allow me, I'll call my tutor to ask.

Examiner: You. . . .

Examiner: Why do you think this question is so difficult?

Long Min, Tai Youcai, Zhen Youquan,: This is not a good question {Long Min stands up from the table}

The assistant examiner said savagely, Long Min, who told you to stand up and go back to squat?

Long Min despondently squatted down and put his hands on his head.

Associate examiner: Why is this a bad question?

(Long Min stands up to the stage again) Long Min says, are you willing to betray yourself?

Assistant examiner: Who told you to sell yourself?

Long Min said: Isn't betraying yourself equal to betraying yourself? Examiner: Are you willing to betray yourself?

(The examiner is angry and the other two candidates laugh. )

Examiner: Don't you think you look like a commodity now? Living in this highly competitive environment, there are too many people with educational background. More experienced, if you can't sell well yourself, do you think any company will accept you? The examiner just made an analogy. Actually, that girl is the job you are looking for. If you can't get that girl to accept you, it means you can't get the company you are looking for to accept you. In the end, you still have nothing. I hope you can understand. In fact, before you came to our company to apply, we had made a detailed investigation on you. We already know about you, and our company just needs talents like you. You are very talented and have a profound academic background, and you can make great contributions to the company in persuading customers. Zhen has the right, is calm when things go wrong, and is good at using personal relationships to achieve sales goals. Long Min, although you have a little knowledge, I believe most bosses still like to do business with honest people, at least they will be honest. So you three are hired temporarily, with a probation period of 2 months.

(Long Min, too talented, Zhen has the right to be surprised)

Brilliant: Sorry, examiner. I feel unfair and believe in my knowledge, so I hope the four examiners can give us another chance. We should persuade four examiners to hire us.

Examiner: Very good. What about Zhen's rights?

Zhen Youquan: I never know how to write "admit defeat". I agree. That's brilliant.

(Examiner smiles): Hmm (Four examiners and the first two candidates look at Long Min with suspicion).

(Long Min bows his hand in fear): When I went out, my daughter-in-law told me that I should learn more from the city after I came out. I'm telling you, I listened to my daughter-in-law and followed in the footsteps of the first two college students in the city.

(Laughter).

Examiner: Then we will visit three more people at the same time tomorrow. (Applause)

[End]