Urgent for a sketch script.

Bao Xiao hung his head and the teacher followed him, looking very angry.

Teacher: Stand still, stand at attention and lean against the wall. You, you, what can I say about you ... Well, let me ask you, why are you late?

Bao Xiao: I don't know.

Teacher: Why do you sleep in class?

Bao Xiao: I don't know.

Teacher: Did you copy your homework?

Bao Xiao: I don't know.

Teacher: Why do you never know?

Bao Xiao: I don't know.

Teacher: You-(holding up his hand angrily) I slap you, me!

Principal: (Cough) Um-

The teacher raised his hand to stop, and then slowly turned around.

Principal: Wow, are you swatting flies?

Teacher: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Hehe-

Principal: Hehe-

Teacher: You don't know, this guy is very naughty ...

Principal: All right, you, turn around!

Principal: Why ... He hit me!

Teacher: You are lying! Look, headmaster. ...

Bao Xiao hides behind the headmaster.

Teacher: When did I hit you?

Bao Xiao: Just now.

Teacher: Nonsense!

Bao Xiao: Don't talk nonsense, headmaster, he called without you coming!

Teacher: (angry) You are lying with your eyes open. (slapping the book on the desk) Such a student can't teach! Principal, I quit! (Sitting on a stool, angry)

Principal: (thinking) Well, I didn't see if I played. You don't have to make trouble (to Bao Xiao) and you don't have to be angry (to the teacher). Today I will let you change your role and think from other people's point of view, ok?

Bao Xiao: Really? (Jumping up happily) Well, I want to be a teacher, too. (to the audience) See what I can do to him.

Teacher: Principal, this-

Principal: Never mind, try it!

Bao Xiao: Stand still, stand at attention, lean against the wall and move forward. You, you, what can I say about you ... Well, let me ask you, why are you late?

Teacher: I don't know.

Bao Xiao: Why are you sleeping in class?

Teacher: I don't know.

Bao Xiao: Did you copy your homework?

Teacher: I don't know.

Bao Xiao: Why don't you always know?

Teacher: I don't know.

Bao Xiao: Haha-you don't know, I know. Being late is because of sleeping late; I sleep in class because I surf the Internet all night. Don't talk about copying homework. Copy people's names together during the exam. Why don't you always know? Of course you don't know, this is my unique skill: if you don't know, the teacher will be furious. When the teacher got angry, I snickered. This is called leaving the pain to the teacher and the happiness to yourself. Yeah!

Teacher: Principal, he hit people and punished students!

Bao Xiao: Who said I hit someone, didn't I?

Teacher: Yes!

Bao Xiao: No!

Teacher: If you do it, you do it!

Bao Xiao: No!

The two men quarreled.

Bao Xiao: This is too much. If you don't study hard, you dare to wronged your teacher. Students like you should be expelled!

Principal: Yes, such students should be expelled! But you said, fire! Fire now!

Bao Xiao: (wakes up) Ah, I-I-

Teacher: Look, headmaster, won't you be flexible? ...

Principal: You, you, you are just too soft-hearted to do everything yourself. How should I explain to all my classmates and teachers?

Teacher: Principal, please don't be angry. Let me handle this!

Principal: Well, the kind people let you do it. Why do you want me to be the principal? (pretending to be angry) simply, let you be the principal, too!

Teacher: Hey, hey, headmaster. ...

Principal: Now that you are the principal, you can handle this matter!

Teacher: Hehe, hehe.

Principal: Hey, hey, what are you laughing at? Deal with it?

Teacher: (to the audience) I am also addicted to being an official today. Hey, hey ... (turn around, seriously)

You are usually undisciplined and frame teachers. Do you know your mistake?

Bao Xiao: I don't know. (The teacher blinks) No, no, I was wrong!

Teacher: Don't apologize to the teacher quickly (abet)

Bao Xiao: (walks up to the principal) The principal-

The headmaster pretended not to accept it.

Bao Xiao: Teacher, I was wrong.

Principal: Tell me, what's the matter?

Bao Xiao: I don't know.

Principal: Huh?

Teacher: Yes, yes (to Bao Xiao). Say it!

Bao Xiao: Say what?

Teacher: The mistake is not obeying discipline.

Bao Xiao: The mistake is that you don't obey discipline.

Teacher: "Just say" no ".

Bao Xiao: "Just say' no'.

Teacher: Hi-

Principal: What else?

Bao Xiao: I don't know.

Teacher: No, no, he slipped out. (To Bao Xiao) Say it. I shouldn't have framed the teacher.

Bao Xiao: No?

Teacher: (in a low voice) I was just bluffing, but I didn't really hit you!

Bao Xiao: He said he didn't call.

Principal: That's also corporal punishment in disguise.

Bao Xiao: (to the teacher) This is also corporal punishment in disguise.

Principal: At least this is an attempt at corporal punishment.

Bao Xiao: At least this is an attempt at corporal punishment.

Teacher: disguised corporal punishment is not corporal punishment, and attempted corporal punishment must be treated leniently.

Principal: Who said that?

Teacher: I said it-the headmaster said it!

Principal: Which principal?

Teacher: I, I am in charge today!

Principal: Should such a teacher be handled?

Teacher: No, the teacher means well!

Principal: What do you say?

Bao Xiao: Just, just don't need it!

Principal: Why?

Bao Xiao: (thinking) Actually ... Actually ... I already understand!

Principal: What do you know?

Bao Xiao: I noticed with the sly eyes of the children that he didn't want to fight. The teacher loves us as much as his parents. For us, he often sacrifices his rest time, attends classes for us and corrects his homework. He values his career more than his life. He already regards us as relatives!

Principal: Well, we have reached an agreement! (Come forward and hold hands together, very excited)

Teacher: Teachers love students!

Bao Xiao: Students love teachers!

Chorus: May the harmonious sunshine shine on the campus forever!