Humorous advertising slogan?

1. "Recruit a female secretary who looks like a little boy, thinks like an adult man, acts like a mature woman and acts like a donkey."

This dentist is in urgent need of a female secretary and receptionist. Please call. If no one answers the phone, the position is still vacant. "

3. A travel agency in the Netherlands-"Please fly to the Arctic for your honeymoon, where the night lasts for 24 hours."

A billboard hanging outside a beauty salon in Japan-"Please don't flirt with women coming out of our hospital. She may be your grandmother. "

Restaurant-"Please eat here, or you and I will both starve."

Enrollment of a French class in Germany-"If you don't like this class after listening to a class, you can ask for a refund of tuition, but you must speak it in French."

Seven, flower shop opened-"send some flowers to the woman you love-but don't forget your wife"

Eight, pharmaceutical companies-"After dripping this eye drop, you can make eye drops all over the world with a few eyes."

Nine, "We will cure your hemorrhoids, otherwise we will keep your money and your hemorrhoids."