Three-person humorous sketch script: job hunting adventure

Three-person humorous sketch script: job hunting adventure

Author: Zou Zongrong

Subject:-Expose and satirize some enterprises through the recruitment interview of a company, promote products under the guise of recruitment, and set traps for job seekers to be deceived. At the same time, it also reflects the unrealistic job-hunting mentality of a few people and achieves the purpose of vigilance and warning.

Character: You Limeng-general manager of the company (homophonic "I will fool you"); Zhao Xiaojing-company employee; Hu-a college student looking for a job.

Props:-Company brand, screen, office desk and chair, telephone, bookcase.

Clothing: you Li Meng-suit, tie and glasses; Zhao Xiaojing-blue suit; Hu-a college student dressed up, wearing glasses, carrying a backpack and holding a recruitment newspaper.

Performance requirements:-Can perform in dialect; Exaggerated humor; According to the scene atmosphere and plot, cadence, speed combination, grasp the language rhythm; According to the site conditions, lines can be added temporarily.

Love festival communication:

Employee Zhao Xiaojing: (carrying a backpack, rushing onto the stage, facing the audience) There is a recruitment in the company today, and the boss came to sit in person. Who am I? Company employee Zhao Xiaojing (pointing to his nose). Oh! What company is this? (pointing to the brand) This is called "China Dream Renbo Culture Communication Co., Ltd.". You may have heard something from the name of this company. "Knowledgeable" is actually "exploited by others". In fact, it is editing and publishing bestsellers. In fact, it is to take other people's things, change their skin, change their titles, and add some content. The price of each book is 170, and the maximum value is 2 1 pound. Think about it, the boss is a junior high school student, but he insists that he is seven years away from graduating from college, let alone compiling books, and he still can't understand some common punctuation marks! Everyone knows that "one long horizontal two" is a dash in written expression, but he criticized me: I didn't save consciousness, and the word "one" took up so much space, wasting paper ... (giggle, cover your mouth immediately) Don't talk to everyone and speak ill of my boss, you will fire me after listening. (Talking, sorting things on the boss's desk, humming "Today is a good day ...")

General Manager You: (wearing a suit and tie, glasses and carrying a wallet) The scale of the company is developing. I am the boss of the company, and the recruitment interview is a big deal. I will personally select the candidates. ..... (pause for a moment) No, as soon as the job advertisement was put in the newspaper, the phone almost kept ringing. Some people asked about the work week and the company's salary. Hmm! To tell the truth, the company is not short of people. Why do you want me to recruit people? Hey! Hey! To promote sales in the name of recruitment and gain benefits from the market, you have to do something. Actually, I still have a secret to dig out. I will contract Diaoyu Island next year. Anyone who wants to go together, raise your hand and report quickly. Xiao Zhao, why are you so happy today?

Zhao Xiaojing: Good morning, boss!

You Limeng: Xiao Zhao, how many people came for an interview today? Is your resume ready?

Zhao Xiaojing: Boss, the resumes are all here. (Pass the prepared resume to the boss)

You Limeng: (leafing through resumes one by one) There are many resumes, but few of them are useful, either college students who just left school or 4050 old ladies.

Job seeker Hu: (backpack, holding a recruitment newspaper) Seeing that the four-year university is coming to an end, employment has become a new problem. Participated in more than a dozen job fairs, and the job has not yet landed. I'm also worried about the emergency arrival of my family. I only hate being born early. If I had been born 20 years later, I would have found a job. Alas! Now some enterprises have really high thresholds and harsh conditions. This company says your size is not enough, and that company thinks your measurements are not up to standard. I'm bored: Fan Wei's waist is thicker than a bucket, so why does everyone want it? That Pan Changjiang looks like a gun, and many companies look for him to advertise. No, I received an interview notice from another company yesterday. I'm going to try my luck today. (Knocking on the door by hand)

You Li Meng: (hearing a knock at the door) Xiao Zhao, open the door.

Zhao Xiaojing: Hey, hey! (Opening the door) Hello! Are you here for an interview?

Hu: Right, right, (a little stiff, look at the company brand, look at the surrounding company environment) I ... I'm looking for the general manager of "I'll fool you".

Zhao Xiaojing: Oh, our boss's name is "You Li Meng", which means "I'm just kidding you"?

H: Ah! Still fooling others?

Zhao Xiaojing: No, no, nobody. Please follow me. (shows the candidate to the boss) This is our special manager.

H: Hello!

You Li Meng: Hmm! (to himself) That sounds so embarrassing! (Holding out his hand) Please sit down, please sit down.

H: OK, OK! (sits down stiffly)

You Limeng: Would you please introduce yourself first?

H: OK, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. (Clears his throat) My name is Hu. I am twenty-one years old. I 157 years old. I study computer. I live in peace. There is an elevator in the community. My father has a face, my mother sells electrical appliances, my grandmother is 63, my grandfather is 67, and I have a little brother ... (interrupted by General Manager You).

You Li Meng: Stop it, stop it ... Stop it, let you introduce yourself. What are you talking about?

H: (Sorry) Sorry, I misunderstood. I think my resume is very clear. Allow me to introduce myself. It must be something that is not written on your resume!

You Limeng: OK, OK, nothing, nothing. (raising his voice) What position do you want to apply for in our company?

Hu: (pointing to the newspaper) I want to apply for the position of executive vice president …

You Li Meng: Sorry, the executive vice president has already chosen.

H: (pointing to the advertisement in the newspaper again) Then I want to apply for the position of office director.

You Limeng: Sorry, the position of office director has been taken.

H: (pointing to the advertisement in the newspaper) Then I'll apply for the position of minister of public relations planning ...

You Li Meng: (interrupting immediately) Sorry, this seat is also full …

Hu: (surprised) Oh? , this ... why is it all full? Are you short of people here?

You Li Meng: (Laughing twice, speaking slowly) Hey! Hey! Yes, of course. However, now you college graduates are so arrogant that you dare to apply for any position except the position of director. Just out of school, one day's practical experience is not enough, which is too unrealistic. The executive vice president, the director of the office and the minister of public relations are all executives of the company and need rich work experience and management ability. You just left school. What work experience do you have?

Hu: (hastily grabbed the conversation) Work experience, work experience, you won't give me experience after I work? Didn't Obama be president before he became president?

You Li Meng: Boy, you catch mice on the operating table-use me as an experiment? Inexperienced college students have to start from scratch.

Hu: You must say experience, but I have a little, not much …

You Li Meng: You tell me.

Hu: First of all, the school: I won the prize in the math contest, I was on the list of poetry essays, and I was the leader of supporting agriculture in the nursing home. Also, in the community: I helped the neighborhood Committee write notices, distributed bulletin boards, shoveled small advertisements with my grandparents, put on a red hoop to patrol the logic, and distributed cockroach medicine from door to door. Recently, defending rights and defending Diaoyu Island led to people shouting slogans. ...

You Li Meng: (laughs) Ha ha ha! You are so funny. Is this work experience? This is a great social volunteer. I haven't actually exercised in the enterprise, let alone the test of the market situation. My conclusion to you is-no.

Hu: Why not? Just came out of school, isn't that the experience? In addition, what experience does an office director need?

You Li Meng: Yo, drink it! You take the director of the office very simply.

Hu: It means running around, writing calculations, sending and receiving management documents, ordering lunch boxes to purchase goods, printing and copying incoming calls, establishing rules and regulations, closing accounts at the end of the month, receiving visitors warmly and friendly, repairing desks and chairs to ensure water and electricity, and flexibly learning to deal with emergencies ...