Ask for funny or funny messages!

* Don't miss you because of the change of seasons, and don't forget you because of the passage of time. How are you doing in the zoo? Does the tiger still bully you? Do monkeys still laugh at you? Do wild boars still compete with you for food? Are you used to reading text messages with your little front paws?

You know our friendship means a lot to me. I'll cry if you cry, and I'll laugh if you laugh. I'll stick my head out and shout without hesitation: Wow! Not dead!

* I said that day, "You are a pig." You said, "I am a pig." So from now on, I will call you "pig"! Finally, one day, you can't bear to shout in front of everyone: "I'm not a pig!" " "

Dude, do you know why I was scolded that day? Seeing the underlined words on the clothes on the pretty girl's chest, I couldn't help reaching out and clicking.

* God gave me a cornucopia, and I can change whatever I want. I accidentally thought of you once, and it turned out to be you. I can't stop thinking about it and it won't change. In the end, you were all over the house. I was so worried! How can I feed so many piglets?

* Looking at the toilet from a distance, you can see how spectacular the toilet is. I can see that there is no paper in my pocket.

The ant married the elephant, but the elephant died a few days later. The ant was very sad, crying and scolding: Dear, why did you walk in front of me? I don't have to do anything else in my fucking life, so I'll bury you!

I miss my days in the country very much. You trotted merrily in front of me, humming a tune. The villagers praised you for being clean and beautiful! Also praised me: I came out to release pigs at such a young age.

Someone saw you today. You are still so charming. You walk slowly in a plaid vest. You are so cute. I don't know how you beat rabbits in those years.