Examples of using comparison and questioning in advertising

Li Ning, everything is possible!

Rossini: Time always follows me! Time exists because of me.

Want to know the taste of Mouth Cleaner Lozenges

Radar Insect Repellent: Mosquito Killer

Let us do better. (Philips)

Intel Pentium: Give the computer a Pentium "core".

(Tbilis) Diamonds are forever, one will last forever

Have you drunk today? (Robust)

Funny Advertising Slogan (1)

A man climbed the wall and left the school, but was caught by the principal.

The principal asked: Why don’t you leave through the school gate? Walk?

Answer: Metersbonwe does not take the usual path.

The principal asked again: How do you get over such a high wall?

He pointed to his pants and said: Li Ning, everything is possible.

The principal asked again: What does it feel like to climb over the wall?

He pointed to the shoes and said: Xtep, it feels like flying.

On the second day, he entered the school from the main entrance.

The principal asked: Why didn't you climb over the wall?

He said: Anta, I choose, I like it.

On the third day he wore a gangster costume,

The principal said: You can’t wear a gangster costume!

He said: Whatever you wear is what you wear, Semir clothing.

On the fourth day, he wore a vest to school.

The principal said he could not wear a vest to school.

He said, men, keep things simple and love wearing Dengbao clothing.

The principal said I will remember you as a major delinquent.

He said: Why?

The principal said that the dynamic zone is my territory and I have the final say!

Funny advertising slogans (2)

■An audio company advertisement - "One call, four responses !"

■A dumpling shop advertisement - "Everything is covered!"

■A lime factory advertisement - "Start from scratch!"

Pawn shop advertisement-"Well deserved!"

■A hat company advertisement-"Get people with hats!"

■A barber shop advertisement-"Not a dime!"

■A drug store advertisement - "Ask for trouble!"

■An advertisement for a smoking cessation association - "Never ask a smoking woman to be your friend, unless you I'm willing to kiss an ashtray!"

■A typewriter advertisement - "You won't know each other until you hit me!"

■An optical store advertisement - "The eyes are the windows to the soul.

In order to protect your soul, please install glass on your windows

Funny advertising slogans (3)

■A public place. Anti-Smoking Advertisement - "To keep the carpet clear of holes, and to keep the lungs clear of holes, please don't smoke. "

■A highway traffic advertisement - "If your car can swim, please drive straight without braking. "

■A new book advertisement - "The author of this book is a millionaire,

unmarried, and the person he desires is the person described in this novel

Heroine! ”

■A car showroom advertisement - “Always let your driver’s license expire before your own.” "

■A traffic safety advertisement - "Please remember that God is not perfect. He provides spare parts for cars, and people No. "

Funny Advertising Slogans (4)

■A certain cosmetics advertisement - "Get rid of 'spots' as soon as possible, and don't

'pimples' stay. ”

■A certain washing machine advertisement - “A leisurely wife and a loving mother!” "

■A sour juice drink advertisement - "The farewell is sour, the reunion is sweet.

”

■An advertisement for a printing company - “Except banknotes, we print everything

. ”

■An advertisement for a flower shop - “Today’s roses in our store are sold at the lowest price. You can even buy a few to give to your wife.” "

■A beauty salon advertisement - "Please do not strike up a conversation with the woman who just walked out of the salon. She may be your grandmother.

”

Funny advertising slogans (5)

■Enrollment advertisement for a certain French learning class - “If you listen

after one class and find that you don’t like it courses, you can

request a refund of your tuition fees, but you must do so in French. ”

■A recruitment advertisement - “We are looking for a female secretary, who looks like a wonderful

age girl, thinks like an adult man, and behaves like a mature

lady. Work like a donkey! ”

■An eye drop advertisement - “After dropping this eye drop, turn your eyes a few times, and the eye drops will spread all over the world.” ”

■A certain barber shop advertisement - “Don’t think that you have lost your hair,

think that you have gained face.” ”

Funny Advertising Slogans (6)

■The monkey entered the cornfield, broke off one with his right hand, and put it under his left armpit. He found a better one, so he picked it up again with his left hand. Break one off and put it under his right arm, repeating this process. The monkey was busy for a long time and still showed no sign of stopping. At this time, the companion who was watching on the side became anxious: "Okay, okay, have you found the good one?" The monkey who broke the corn turned around and said seriously: "There is no best, only better!" "

■A group of monkeys were linked end to end, leaning out to fish for the moon in the river. They tried again and again, but they still couldn't succeed. An ignorant little monkey asked anxiously: "When can we fish for the moon? To the moon? "Don't you see?" "The Monkey King said seriously: "We have been working hard. ”

Funny Advertising Slogan (7)

■The fox saw a rack full of ripe grapes from a distance, and he started running and jumping from a distance. Once, twice, Three times... I could only give up in frustration. The crow standing at the top said: "Mr. Fox, I bet the grapes are still sour. The fox swallowed and sighed: "It's delicious, you can see it." well! ”

■The crow found half a bottle of fruit milk, and its mouth obviously couldn’t drink the sweet liquid. It thought for a while, and decided to pick up small stones in its mouth and throw them into the bottle one by one. After unremitting efforts, the water surface rose, and the crow took a delicious sip. At this time, several birds flew over. The crow licked its mouth and looked at everyone: "Have you drank today?" ”

Funny Advertising Slogans (8)

■The monkey entered the cornfield, broke off one with his right hand, and put it under his left armpit. He found a better one, so he picked it up again with his left hand. Break one off and put it under his right arm, repeating this process. The monkey was busy for a long time and still showed no sign of stopping. At this time, the companion who was watching on the side became anxious: "Okay, okay, have you found the good one?" The monkey who broke the corn turned around and said seriously: "There is no best, only better!" "

■A group of monkeys were linked end to end, leaning out to fish for the moon in the river. They tried again and again, but they still couldn't succeed. An ignorant little monkey asked anxiously: "When can we fish for the moon? To the moon? "Don't you see?" "The Monkey King said seriously: "We have been working hard. ”

Funny Advertising Slogan (9)

■The fox saw a rack full of ripe grapes from a distance, and he started running and jumping from a distance. Once, twice, Three times... I could only give up in frustration. The crow standing at the top said: "Mr. Fox, I bet the grapes are still sour. The fox swallowed and sighed: "It's delicious, you can see it." well! ”

■The crow found half a bottle of fruit milk, and its mouth obviously couldn’t drink the sweet liquid. It thought for a while, and decided to pick up small stones in its mouth and throw them into the bottle one by one. After unremitting efforts, the water surface rose, and the crow took a delicious sip. At this time, several birds flew over. The crow licked its mouth and looked at everyone: "Have you drank today?" ”

Funny Advertising Slogans (10)

■The monkeys were obviously dissatisfied with the owner’s erratic feeding plan, and they couldn’t help but get emotional. In order to appease them, the owner decided to change it to erratic feeding. Mu San, the monkeys were very happy for a while, but soon found out that they had been fooled again, because the total amount did not increase. The monkeys felt that they had been fooled, and they collectively negotiated with the owner. The monkeys looked at the owner with hope: "How about it, how much will you give us this time? The host took the food angrily and weighed it in his hands: "One grain early, one grain late." ”

■A mouse climbed to the mouth of the oil bottle and put its tail into the bottle. The oil dripped down drop by drop. Another mouse was eating greedily underneath and was reluctant to leave.

The sentry mouse was anxious: "Have you drunk enough? How does it taste?" The oil-drinking mouse smacked his lips: "It's so fragrant and I can't finish it!"

Funny Advertising Slogan (11)

■The tiger followed the fox for a while, and sure enough, all the little animals in the forest became silent when they saw the fox. When the tiger saw this, he couldn't help but became envious: "You can do it!" The fox smiled proudly: "My glory comes from your style."

■When a tiger invites a wolf to eat, it is inevitable to ask for the wolf's opinion: "What do you like to eat?" The wolf danced excitedly when he heard this: "Sheep, sheep, sheep!"

Funny advertising slogans (12)

■The crocodile bit off effortlessly The bison's neck, feasting on it. The crocodile bird flew over: "Dude, you have a good appetite." The crocodile didn't look back and said, "As long as your teeth are good and your appetite is good, will you eat it?"

■The crocodile bird said: "Let me cook it for you Pick your teeth." "Why?" The crocodile bird said mysteriously, "Our goal is to have no cavities."

■The toad finally jumped out of the well and saw the vast world outside. I couldn't help but sigh: "It turns out that life can be more beautiful!"

■At this time, a group of swans flew across the sky, and the toad stared at the swans intently, with saliva flowing from its mouth. The frog on the side was puzzled: "Brother, what are you thinking about?" The toad never left the swan's eyes and said: "My heart is flying."

■The frog shook his head: "Don't think blindly. "No!" the toad said seriously: "Everything is possible."

■"But no toad has ever been able to eat swan meat." The frog said disdainfully. . "I can!" The toad puffed up his neck and was very determined.