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character introduction

Lao Wang: A rag collector.

Lao Li: A rag collector.

Miss Zhang: the manager of the performing arts department of an performing arts company.

Props: a desk, a chair, a recruitment card, an old bike, two bells and a sack.

The content of the play

Time: 8 o'clock in the morning (Miss Zhang dresses up beautifully, stretches, yawns, and when she sees that no one has hired her, she opens the drawer, takes out a small mirror, puts on lipstick, throws on powder, draws eyebrows, looks at her fingers with eyelashes, and talks to herself): Hey! It's really difficult to recruit an actor. Look at the quality of people now ... (shaking his head)

Lao Wang: (shaking the bell in his hand and carrying it in a sack)

Take a look, take a look, the scene here is really lively. Good morning, sir and madam. 30 cents per catty of garbage.

Lao Li: (Lao Wang's voice just fell and Lao Li came up, pushing an old bike and standing still)

Take a look, take a look, the scene here is a mess. Good morning, miss, sir. We charge 4 cents per catty of waste.

Lao Wang: Opposite, why did you steal my business? (rings the bell)

Lao Li: I stole your business? Joke! I think you have a problem with me. (rings the bell)

Lao Wang: Good morning, sir and madam. We charge 30 cents per catty of waste.

Lao Li: Good morning, Miss. We charge 4 cents per catty of waste.

Lao Wang: Why does Big Brother have a hard time with me?

Lao Li: What do you mean you can't pass? You go your way, I'll cross my wooden bridge. (Very dissatisfied expression)

Miss Zhang wiped two handfuls with a towel and then dropped an empty box. Lao Wang and Lao Li grabbed it and pulled the paper box to each other. )

Miss Zhang: (impatient, with a bad face) What's the matter? What happened? You have no quality. Go out and catch it. (pointing out)

Lao Wang Lao Li: (dumbfounded) What? We have no quality?

Lao Wang: (angrily) Picking up junk has no quality.

Lao Li: This is called environmental protection.

Lao Wang: I only have two dollars. What do you do?

Miss Zhang: (with a supercilious look and indifference, she points to the recruitment board with her hand. )

Lao Li: (reading) Recruitment. Our company recruits two extras with a monthly salary of 600 yuan. Requirements: Be good at singing and dancing, and have a talent for acting.

Lao Wang: 600 yuan, I can try. Miss, I sign up.

Lao Li: I also want to sign up.

Miss Zhang: (takes out a watch) What's your name?

Lao Wang: My surname is Wang, and everyone calls me the king of rags.

Lao Li: My surname is Li, and everyone calls me tattered Li.

Teacher Zhang: (looking down at the others) Are you two okay?

Lao Wang Lao Li: (Clap your hands, clap your hands, and make a telescope with your hands. Facing teacher Zhang, they clap their hands face to face.

We-that is to say-can sing and dance.

Teacher Zhang: OK, now I'm going to test your performance. You two, one of you will recite this "Farewell to Cambridge" for me, and the other one will.

Act according to the content.

Lao Wang: What Bran Bridge? I collect garbage on the bridge every day. (I clap my chest) Let me carry it.

Lao Li: What? I'll perform.

Lao Wang: (reciting) I left quietly, just as I came gently ... (Lao Li dances)

Teacher Zhang: (nodding with satisfaction) OK, OK, and recite another "Bamboo".

Lao Wang: (reciting, very affectionate) Ah! Ah! ——

Lao Li: (startled) Is this a crow?

Lao Wang: (clears his throat) Ah! Bamboo, you look like a graceful girl (played by Lao Li)! Ah! -(Lao Li is startled) What a lovely elf.

Teacher Zhang: OK, not bad. Now, as requested, you can act out a story about the meeting between mother and son. The story goes like this: my son didn't go home after working outside for many years, and finally went home this Spring Festival. Both mother and son shed tears of happiness. Ready, go!

Lao Li: (holding a headscarf and squinting at the sky) Today is the 28th of the twelfth lunar month. Why hasn't my son come back yet? I slapped my back and walked from one end of the room to the other. )

Lao Wang: (pretending to be a son, carrying a bag into the door, mother and son suddenly silent) Mom!

Lao Li: My son! (Hugging and crying, half ringing, holding your son's hand and watching it over and over again, with a loving tone) Son, you have suffered a lot these years.

Lao Wang: Mom, didn't you say that you can only be a master if you eat hard? I earned 250 last year and 5200 this year.

Lao Li: (wiping tears with sleeves, relieved) My son has ambition, good, good.

Teacher Zhang: (wiping tears with emotion) Stop-(crying)

Lao Wang Lao Li: What's the matter?

Miss Zhang: It's like this ... about ... (I cried one after another, half ringing and wiping my tears under their incomprehension. ) Now I officially announce that you have been hired and will co-star with Andy Lau and Tony Leung Chiu Wai in a blockbuster movie.

Lao Li: Wow! I won't attend.

Miss Zhang: (puzzled) Why?

Lao Wang: Because I have a more profitable job. (patting the sack)

Lao Li: Yes!

Lao Wang and Lao Li: (ringing the bell together) I am a little bee, beeping ... flying from west to east, beeping. ...

(One picks up the sack, and the other pushes the car on the road)

Lao Wang: Good morning, sir and madam. We charge 30 cents per catty of waste.

Lao Li: Good morning, Miss. We charge 4 cents per catty of waste.

(The voice becomes smaller ...)