What's the funny joke?

1, sleeping and playing with mobile phone, there is always a bug flying on the screen. After pressing it for a long time, my wife said, "What are you playing? Give me the next one. " I took her mobile phone and turned off my screen, and the bug was successfully attracted to her mobile phone screen. I handed it to her and said, "Just one life, save it."

2. When eating, the wife taught her son: "When you get married, you must learn to hide your private money. Your father can't find it in hiding. " I argued, "I have never hidden money!" " "My wife immediately stabbed me and said," This sentence is the most important, remember to say it often! " "

3, send my daughter to school in the morning, I tease her, let her boast that I am the most handsome. My daughter gave me a white look and said nothing. I threatened her: "I won't allow you to go home for dinner at noon unless you praise me for being handsome!" " "After school at noon, my daughter called her daughter-in-law:" Mom, I won't go back for dinner! My father asked a beautiful woman to praise her handsome this morning. I gave him a white look, and he got angry and refused to let me go home for dinner! "

4. Mom: "Obviously, you have started school for more than three months. Which do you think is easier to learn, Chinese or math? " Mingming: "Math is easy to learn." Mother: "Why?" Mingming: "Because there are many new words in Chinese, there are only numbers from 0 to 90 in mathematics."

One day, in math class, the teacher said, "The meaning of addition is to combine two numbers." For example, 1+ 1 equals 2. " The next day, the teacher asked Xiaoming, "What is 2+2?" Xiao Ming said, "Teacher, we didn't learn 2+2 yesterday, but only 1+ 1."

6. One day, a person encountered heavy rain on the road and didn't bring rain gear. When he got home, his family saw him soaking wet and asked, "Do you really hate this rain?" He said, "I don't hate this rain." When the family asked why, he said, "Before it rained, I fell into the mud pit. When it rained, I was cleaned up in dirty mud, thanks to the rain! "