Classic quotations from Guli in a small age

1. "Dad, if you don't go to the Hawaiian lawn party, please change that tie around your neck, ok?" 2. "That's a bit difficult. My grandmother has been buried underground for a long time. " "Also burned to ashes, are you ok? Don't turn her old man's house out of the soil to dry ... ""Your grandmother is a ghost story, and your whole family is a ghost story! Also, if you dare to use words like' pull' or' somebody else' in front of me again, I swear I will bury you in the ground and dig you up. " 3. "no! Sister and elder sister are completely different species! Just like auntie! Creatures of two worlds! If it was an accident that they threw mud at me like a Dalmatian, then that child called me big sister on purpose! " Four ... Coulee suddenly sat up in the dark with a scream. After Tang quickly turned on the bedside lamp, he suddenly said with relief, "I suddenly touched your arm just now." I thought I was sleeping with a man and scared me to death! " ..... 5. "You can be a little angrier when you yell, because I'm afraid that old man who boils water downstairs will miss this wonderful broadcast." 6. "Did you just get dressed and take a shower?" Nan Xiang gave Gu Li a white look and said, "I just finished washing clothes." Guli continued to drink the soup and said, "So you just drank it bad?" 7. She glanced at Tang Xiangru, frowned and said, "You were beaten? No, early in the morning, who did it? That man is sick! " Don was completely frightened. Then he turned and left angrily. "What is she doing? Revenge? " My heart is very tired. "Don't tell me you can't tell she's wearing makeup." Coulee waved. "Don't be funny." After a while, suddenly raised his head, "no? Really? " South Hunan and I nodded gravely at the same time. Coulee: "Scary ..." 8. "I really can't stand wandering alone in the autumn wind. Decadent pleasure? Why doesn't he die! " 9. "The foie gras per guest is 4 ounces! I want to ask you what you want to raise with ten ounces? " 10. "I don't think white candlesticks and photo frames should be put on the dining table. After all, this is not a funeral. What do you think? " 1 1. "If you insist on using red napkins and gold knives and forks, please prepare a bridal chamber for me after dinner." 12. "Mom, for the sake of White Snake and God of Wealth, can you go to my birthday party without wearing that skirt that almost exposes your whole breasts? I suspect that you need to put your breasts on the plate at the dining table when you eat. Don't you think that looks like a main course? Roast suckling pig or fresh papaya or something ... ""Dad, if you don't come back on my birthday, I'll make all the cigars in your study into a centimeter-long gadget. Are you kidding? Oh no, I'm serious. When have you ever seen me joking? " 13. "Neil, if you dare to send me peony flowers again ... of course you do! Besides, you wrote' You are like a peony' on the card. Do you know how many times Tang has successfully turned over for this? " 14. "Lin Xiao, to be honest, if I drive Lucy out of the house one day, his things will be much more than yours. . . 15. She looked at the three of us, shook her head in distress and picked up the phone. "Lucy, call me when the driver of the second car is near the door. At the same time, you can ask the driver of the third car to start. " 16. "Don, your bowl is too big. What do you do with it? " In fact, Tang just took out his footbath and prepared to put it in the toilet. . . ) 17. "Lin Xiao, this pair of underwear is a sword, right? Why is it in your box? What? When did your ass grow so big? What other damn brand actually makes women's underwear into boxers? Xianhui! " I shouted at him in front of a room full of silent porters, "That's obviously a triangle!" " ) 18. "Tang Dao. Is this your bra or something? Why does it look like a T-shirt? "I heard a crash in the kitchen. 19. "Guli, if you want to tear down the wall, let me know in advance!" There was a silvery laughter outside the door: "Dear, you are joking again. Just now, Tang was like going upstairs, hehehehehehehehehehehehe. " . . "20." When did I sleep? "Guli took a sip of black tea and said to me without looking up:" 1997 ""If you don't wake up at Expo 20 10, we will send you to the museum and wrap you in a glass cabinet. Give it to friends from all walks of life in the world, "Gu Yuan added gently and kindly, touching Guli's hair. 2 1. "Guli, are you kidding? Are you talking about me? Do you want me to deal with Gong Ming? Coulee waved gracefully: "Honey, of course not you." I'll come to you when I want to kill him that day. "22 ... Coulee rolled his eyes and said," Yes, that's too bad. My father's lover and my birth mother turned out to be palaces. What can we do? "23. Among the people interviewed in the morning, a freak asked her how much she knew about hedging coffee, and just screamed and replied," Oh, my mother said that it is carcinogenic. " Some people just sit down, the first sentence is "should you change your chair?" Harder than the trash can at the elevator door. Some graduate students pointed to the printer and said to Coulee, "I have no research on air conditioning"; There are also non-mainstream people who come to the interview with poodles, dressed like the post-90 s who just climbed out of the shredder. Her eyeliner is big and thick, like flying out of her eyes, and it is covered with lace of different lengths and uneven thickness. She also has a pair of dirty socks that were popular in Japan ten years ago. Chewing gum, she pointed to the poodle at her feet and asked Guli, "Can I take Yaoyao to work?" You know, it's like my life ~ ~ "Coulee watched her open her mouth from ear to ear. I can't believe the interviewer would say such a thing. "I can't believe it! You actually named a male dog' enchanting'! "Of course, in Gu's silent murderous eyes, there was a handsome boy from the Dance Academy who danced quietly for seven minutes in the office where a needle could be heard. His name is Karen (...), and other slightly normal people sit down and the first question is: "Can the monthly salary exceed 20,000? You know, I just resigned from Citibank. " Or "My name is not very good, will the company give me a car?" Coulee smiled and answered them, "Oh, no, I think you misunderstood. We haven't recruited any more executive directors. "24." Every time I think of those 172 strange eyes, my heart jumps to 120 without saying anything. I really appreciate their big family. "25." My great father gave 20% shares of the company to a stranger named "Mr. Never Know" or "Miss Who Know". "My dear, you are right. You are right. I think you should write a book called "I patted my teeth and said shyly," You flatter me. I have finished reading the book you mentioned. I especially like the author named Guli. This woman must have a lot of life experiences. At first glance, it is an old woman who has experienced many vicissitudes. " Gu Yuan, who was leafing through the newspaper, casually said to us, "I want to see Lai Shengchuan's plays". Guli held his mother's hand with tears and said, "Mom, I can share everything in my life with you except my wardrobe." Say that finish, she glanced at the side, with "hello, I'm here" staring at her Gu Yuan. She said, "Why are you staring at me!" 28. "He put the weight of his whole life on me, and I can't bear it," I said sadly to Gu Li. "He put you on the bed, QJ?" Coulee asked me doubtfully. 29. "I know there is little chance of success." Coulee sighed. "Yes, the doctor said only 15%. "My eyes are red again." No, I mean, it's very unlikely that you will agree to help me. Coulee looked at the lake sadly. I really want to push her into the lake. "Yes, very low. This figure is much higher than I expected. " Of course it's harder than me. 30. Whenever Gu Yuan is hit by a snowball, she screams into her ear (just my ear): "Gu Yuan! You are wearing Prada! " Then I clearly heard Gong Ming whisper behind his back: "Everyone here wears Prada." Obviously, Coulee also heard it, because her next sentence was a desperate scream: "Gu Yuan! Hit sogou! Hit him on the head! " 3 1. "Katie! Go and pour me a glass of champagne! I am at halftime! " Gong Ming gnashed her teeth at Coulee and said to Kitty without looking back. Kitty clumsily trotted to pour champagne in high heels. Poison his champagne! " Despite a face of frost, blunt palace Ming, also don't look back. Lanjue tried to squeeze out a smile on his face and ran towards champagne. (...) 32. "You are such a big mobile phone facade that you can't spend it by credit card. What a scandal? " 33. "Even if it doesn't taste good, finish it. My spoiled little master. Because I bought this. I will never be angry with you again. " 34. "You are so thin that you are almost sashimi. Those two things on your chest will fall with a bang sooner or later. " 35. "What can you do except cry, make noise, hit me and wipe your tears and snot on my dad's stiff and pale body?" You are fifty years old, not fifteen. Have you lived in Disneyland all your life? I'd rather go out without underwear than leave it at home. "37." Don't forget, the premise of successful acquisition is that you promise to let me be the new CFO. Hum, if you dare to let everyone in my company drink the northwest wind, I will dare to steal all your company's money so that you can't even drink the northwest wind! "38." I really wanted to stand at attention and salute her! 39. "Oh, actually Nirvana describes a soft texture." 40. "You don't ask if your son is worthy of me!" 4 1. "I'd rather get pregnant! "(until Neil comes back)