What kind of experience is it to have a friend with a knife mouth and a bean curd heart?

It's a painful and happy feeling to have a "knife mouth and a heart of tofu" friend. She always appears when you need it most, and she always hits you mercilessly when you are most proud. In fact, she loves you very much in her heart, but she always says that you are annoying. I will feel lucky and happy to have such a friend.

I remember once when I was very sad to ask for leave to rest in bed with a cold, she rushed over and immediately stopped with a machine gun, saying that you only need to be graceful and not warm, that you only need to be beautiful and not have enough to eat, and that you always stay up late when you are addicted to playing games, and you deserve it if you catch a cold. Alas, you will vomit blood after listening to it. What I want is her care and comfort, not a lot of blows and accusations. Ahem, that's enough. I hit back at her, and she immediately talked back. Why don't you run to work? Suddenly speechless and want to cry. She kept busy while talking. I really don't know why there are so many words. Soon, a bowl of hot brown sugar and ginger water will come to your bed. In an instant, there is a feeling of tears running again. After going out for so many years, she has been with me. No matter which factory I enter, she will always follow me, and she will come to Zhuhai from her hometown, saying that no matter where I live, I will be upset. Every time I feel a little uncomfortable and in a bad mood, the first thing I see is her. Seriously, I am very touched. Although she often says that you don't talk with your mouth open, I know what you are going to fart. Although she says that I won't care about you in the future, although I will blacklist you if you do this again, it is still her who has been with me. At that time, I was really a bit outrageous. Fortunately, I met her to accompany me through those crazy and ignorant years.

I still remember that every time I was too drunk to go back to my dormitory, my vision was blurred. She took me home smelling of alcohol, and then she would scold me until I fell asleep in your ear, but every time she vomited with me, because she was most afraid of the smell of alcohol. I fell asleep after vomiting, but after she vomited, she was busy, changing clothes, washing clothes and washing the floor. . . . Wait, she's all tired. When I wake up, I see her sleeping and a clean house everywhere. That kind of feeling makes me want her to change sex and marry her. I will promise her again and again that I will never drink again and make her tired, and then I will get her endless satire and ridicule. Then it was a meal, and then I wanted to strangle her heart, haha.

when I was desperate to marry in Guangdong, regardless of the strong opposition of my parents and family, you told me about the harm of marrying abroad for almost half an hour and the shortcomings of Guangdong men, but it still couldn't change my stupid decision to regret it for a lifetime. You cheated me from my parents, accompanied me to the town to apply for marriage, and personally accompanied me to Guangdong. I was afraid that I would not adapt to my new home and still accompany me silently. What a feeling it was. My eyes were blurred when I wrote this, but the reality was not so beautiful. After marriage, a good friend lived at home, and the man who said that he loved me so much that he would give me the whole world for me showed an unhappy expression soon after marriage. We have lived for so many years, I know that she can't stand being wronged, and I know that she can't stand being wronged. You can only leave me and go back to Hunan. This time, you didn't scold me for half an hour, only saying one thing. The most wrong thing I did in my life lied to your parents to get the certificate to apply for marriage. You never shed tears in front of me, and you cried for the first time. At this time, I am pregnant, and I can only watch you leave me pitifully, leaving me alone in Guangdong. Although I regret it very much, I still have to take the bitter fruit for the sake of my pregnant child.

People have to learn to grow up, and now I have changed a lot. When I think of those ridiculous things when I was young, I am lucky to have you. Now every time you call, it's the same sentence. What I regret most is that I lied to your parents, and then I began to scold me when I divorced and went home, and lost that bad man. My long-lost happiness came back. She said that you just deserved to scold, haha, dear friend, no matter how many years later.

I am very happy that you are happy, which is enough. Her man will enjoy my treatment. Although she has a sharp mouth, her heart is the best in the world. Here I want to say with great affection, I love you, Hong.