Weird Rules: Rules for Employees of Squid Road Hao A Squid Supermarket (Security Patrol)

? Welcome to join the Haoa Squid Supermarket family. Our company offers generous benefits and has high requirements for the quality of its employees. I hope you will work hard and conscientiously, abide by the employee code and do your job well. The future of the company is in your hands.

1. Supermarket business hours are from 9 am to 8 pm. The opening time is eight o'clock in the morning. It opens on time strictly according to the time specified by the supermarket. If an accident occurs, it doesn't matter if it opens later. It cannot be opened in advance.

2. Security posts are only responsible for maintaining order during the store's business hours, and no night positions are arranged.

3. The supermarket starts the morning meeting at 8:30, change into the blue uniform of the security guard in the dressing room, wear your work badge, and attend the morning meeting in time.

4. You must wear your badge at all times during work. Please be sure to keep your badge and prevent it from being lost or damaged.

5. Check the appearance of other employees when patrolling. Every employee in the supermarket during working hours must dress according to regulations and wear a work badge.

6. Remember your job number.

7. To standardize management, employees in the supermarket call each other by the job number on their work badge, and avoid calling each other by name or any nickname other than a number. If someone at work calls you by your first name, no matter who they are, don't say yes, just ignore it.

? 8. When you get off work at 8pm, please change your clothes and leave immediately. Do not stay for a long time, as it will affect the cleaning of the cleaning staff behind you.

9. When inspecting, if there are strange sounds in the room behind the ice bucket in the fresh food area, don’t worry. It is the sound of the wind passing through the small room. There is no need to go in and check.

10. Supermarkets do not sell octopus, any form of octopus products or octopus peripherals. If you see such items in a customer's shopping basket, immediately inform the customer that they are not for sale and recycle them.

11. Give the recovered octopus items to the nearby tallymen in orange uniforms, and they will handle it.

12. If you see a customer talking nonsense, irritable, or unconscious, tell the customer not to panic. This is just claustrophobia caused by long-term waiting in the underground supermarket. Ask the customer to read the numbers on your job number. Reading the numbers can relieve symptoms. Then the customers are sent to the rest room outside the supermarket to rest.

13. If the customer is talking nonsense, irritable, unconscious, etc., he or she will not be able to read your work badge. Send the customer to the store manager's office and hand it over to the store manager.

14. During the tour, if there are auditory and visual hallucinations or confusion of consciousness (such as seeing tentacle-like things in a relatively narrow area). Please don't panic, it's claustrophobia caused by staying in an underground supermarket for a long time. Silently reciting your job number and numbers can relieve the symptoms. If you forget your work number or continue to recite the numbers silently, it will have no effect. Look at your work badge and find that it is damaged or lost. Do not ask colleagues to disturb other people's work. Please find the store manager immediately and explain the situation. The store manager will help you.

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