What little jokes about the workplace are worth sharing?

Although I just want to be a coolie, I have to dress up to find a job in the talent market! You can't make a fool of yourself in public. So I wore a suit and tie, and my shoes were polished and I went on my way. When I arrived at the talent market, I saw a sea of people, which was impenetrable. I didn't squeeze into it, thinking, "With my conditions, it would be a piece of cake to find a coolie!" " So I waited and waited, and when the sun went down, no one came to recruit me. It was almost hopeless. At this moment, a man came quickly, and I quickly adjusted my hair. As long as he spoke, I agreed to whatever conditions. He came over and said only one sentence: "boss, do you want to recruit a coolie?"