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Non-translation, this is a joke, but it is suitable for people with low jokes ... I hope it will help LZ.

John is lazy. He doesn't want to work. He would rather stay at home and watch TV. One day, John's wife went to the supermarket. She saw a "wanted" sign in the supermarket window. The supermarket needs someone to put things on the shelves. She talked to the manager. She told him that her husband had no job, but he was strong. She told him that John would come to talk to him about work.

John is a lazy man. He doesn't like working, but prefers to stay at home and watch TV. One day, John's wife saw a poster of "Help Wanted" in the window of the supermarket. This supermarket needs someone to put things on the shelves. John's wife met the manager and told him that her tomahawk didn't work, but she was strong. She will ask her husband to talk to the manager about the job.

When she got home, she told her husband about work. John was watching TV when she talked to him. His wife is very angry. She turned off the TV. She ordered him to apply for a job in the supermarket. John didn't want to make his wife angry, so he went.

When the wife comes home, she tells her husband about work. John watches TV while listening to his wife. His wife was so angry with his behavior that she turned off the TV and asked John to apply for the job. John didn't want to make his wife angry, so he went.

On the way to the supermarket, John wondered what would happen if the manager offered him a job. He will not be able to stay at home and watch TV. He must come to the supermarket every day and put things on the shelves.

On the way, John thought that if the supermarket manager hired him, he would no longer be able to stay at home and watch TV, but go to work in the supermarket every day and put things on the shelves again and again.

Then he had an idea. He decided to tell the manager that his shoulder hurts, so he can't raise his arm above his head. He is sure that the manager will not give him the job.

Suddenly, he had an idea. He decided to tell the manager that his shoulders were up and he couldn't put his hands above his head. He is sure that the manager will not hire him in this way.

When he arrived at the supermarket, he told the manager that he needed a job.

He went to the supermarket and told the manager that he needed a job.

"Are you strong?" The manager asked.

"Are you strong enough?" The manager asked.

John explained that he couldn't raise his arm above his head. John told him that he had an accident while digging in the garden.

John explained that he couldn't put his hand above his head now because he had an accident while digging a hole in the garden.

"How high can you raise your arms?" The manager asked.

"How high can you raise your hand (now)?" The manager asked.

John raised his arm slightly. "It's only this high," he said.

John raised his arm slightly. "It's only this high," he said.

"How high can you lift it before the accident?" The manager asked.

"So, how high can you lift before the accident?" The manager asked.

"It's so high," said John. He raised his arm above his head.

"It's so high," John said, and then he raised his hand above his head.