Are there any funny advertisements? How many do you recommend?

"Please don't flirt with the woman who just walked out of our hospital. She may be your grandmother. 」

An advertisement for a French class reads:

"If you don't like this course after listening to a lesson, you can ask for a refund of tuition, but you must speak it in French. 」

The advertisement of a cosmetics company in Hong Kong is:

"Find it early, don't leave it. 」

An American newspaper published an advertisement like this:

"Look like a young girl, think like a grown man, act like a mature lady and work like a donkey! 」

● Eye drops advertisement:

"After dripping this kind of eye drops, turn your eyes a few times and let the eye drops spread all over the world. 」

● Advertisements on tombstones

There is an inscription on a tombstone in Scotland, which reads: "Here lies Hermisi McTaiwesi. His grieving wife inherited his thriving business, the vegetable shop, which is open until 8 pm every day on the expressway 1 1. 」

On the wall of a barber shop, there is such an advertisement:

"Don't think that you lost your hair, but you won the face. 」

English country barber shop set up a're sign on the bridge, which read:

"Gentlemen, I want your's head. 」

Good advertising language is the eye of the brand, which is of unusual significance for people to understand the brand connotation and establish brand loyalty. Let's take a look at how these well-known world-class advertising slogans build world-class brands.

* M&M chocolate: insoluble in hands, only soluble in mouth.

This is the inspiration of the famous advertising master bernbach, which is a classic and has been passed down to this day. It not only embodies the icing of M&M chocolate, but also implies that M&M chocolate tastes so good that we don't want to hold it in our hands and stop for a minute.

* Pepsi: the choice of a new generation

In the competition with Coca-Cola, Pepsi finally found a breakthrough. They found the market from young people, positioned themselves as the new generation cola, invited the super singers that the new generation liked as their brand spokespersons, and finally won the favor of young people. A slogan clearly conveys the positioning of the brand and creates a market.

Volkswagen Beetle: It's better to think small.

In the 1960s, the American automobile market was huge. When Volkswagen's Beetle first entered the United States, there was no market at all. Bernbach once again saved the public's Beetle and put forward the concept of "seeing the big from the small", using the power of advertising to change Americans' ideas and make them realize the advantages of small cars. Since then, Volkswagen's small cars have been firmly in the forefront of the American auto market until Japanese cars entered the American market.

* Nike: Just do it.

Nike quickly became the first brand of sporting goods through a series of advertisements with the theme of just do it and the star effect of basketball star Jordan. This slogan is in line with the mentality of the younger generation. Just do it, as long as you are different, as long as you act. However, with Jordan's retirement and the change of "My dream comes true", Nike's influence gradually declined.

* Nokia: People-oriented technology

It seems that people-oriented technology was not first put forward by Nokia, but the connotation of this sentence has been fully exerted. Facts have proved that Nokia can become the first brand in the mobile phone market from a small brand, and it is this concept that has been respected. From product development to talent management, it truly embodies the people-oriented concept. Therefore, the slogan is particularly powerful because it has the essence of words.

* De Beers Diamonds: Diamonds last forever, but one lasts forever.

Classical advertising language is always a combination of rich connotations and beautiful sentences. This slogan of De Beers Diamond not only tells the true value of diamond, but also raises the value of love to a high enough level from another level, making it easy to associate diamond with love. This is indeed the most wonderful feeling.

Campus fun advertisement

Rising higher and higher (rising sun rises iced tea) ―― New Year's wish of vice president of student union.

We have been working hard (love VCD)―― the boy told Ban Hua.

Real gold is not afraid of fire (VCD with golden bell) ―― The "foreign body" in the school canteen food is really extraordinary.

Coca-Cola forever-a history teacher who always wears the wrong buttons and can't read clearly "male", "blue", "female" and "Lu".

There is no best, only better (Aucma freezer)-why boys' eyes will never stop on their girlfriends.

Happy Everyone (Huang Fen Coke)-"Dude, this is the VCD of the slam dunk master. Take your time ... this exam depends on you. " "Say it!"

It turns out that we can do better (beautiful air conditioning)-only after the exam did we know that the invigilator was highly nearsighted.

It's just a little more (Confucius bully)-you get 59 points, I get 60 points, and one more point!

We can prove that you look younger (Olay skin cream)-the promise of male students to beautiful female teachers.

String together every moment (Kodak film)-the mood when raising a glass at the graduation farewell dinner.

The world is more wonderful because of you (Konka Color TV) ―― A compliment to your new girlfriend.

I don't care about eternity, I only care about the idea I once had (radar watch)-at the sports meeting, I was the first to run to the boys when the gunshots rang.

White inside and red inside, different from others (Yaqian skin care products)-the face of a beautiful girl who can't answer questions in class.

A compulsory course for youth (rain and pox)-lovelorn.

Modern life always has some lovely rhythms (Nestle milk powder)-get up at lunch 1, have lunch at 4 pm, go to the playground at 8 pm and read books at 2 pm.

Go to work when you are full (instant noodles) ―― The girl said to the boy at the end of the picnic.