Ipartment's four classic sentences

1, I am not a locust, I am not a centipede, I only love my cheap brother, perfect love.

2. Can walnuts caught in the door still nourish the brain?

3. I did a test of love happiness index, and I only got four out of one hundred questions. One point below the worst gear, I can't even find the conclusion. Besides, I cheated.

4. The lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

From the point of view of distribution, this is beside the point.

Remember him, Zhang Yida. Life is like a news broadcast. You can't escape by changing the channel. You should face life like Zhang Wei. Repeated battles and repeated defeats, repeated defeats and repeated battles, compared with Zhang Wei, your possibility is really nothing.

7. I know your nature is not bad, you are just afraid.

8. I want a treasure map. You give me a map, huh? Is this still a map of the world?

9, a light year away, if love is first seen. The four monsoon comes, and this life is a companion.

10, if idiots can fly, then this is the airport.

1 1, don't think you know me very well. You are still far from it. Who are you?

12. Before marriage, there were other men who were kind to you. After marriage, you only have me. But after marriage, I must be kind to you so that you won't lose, right?

13, youth has no limit, and our story has no end. Please always remember that laughter and screaming will come from the small house, in fact, in front of you, your best friend is by your side, and your favorite person lives opposite. Pay close attention to the direction in which the petals float. That place is called * * ipartment.

14, the affair is not waiting alone, but giving each other.

15, I was like this, and I should remain like that in the future. Why should I change myself with the tide? What others do is not necessarily right. Maybe I can find my mistake when I get back on the road, dear. I see. True happiness does not need to wait in line, and there will be no traffic jams in the future. Only when you have fun can you really find your way home.

16, the hustle and bustle of the world are all floating clouds, and the tranquility in the book is eternal.

17, you take your overpass and I'll go through my underground passage.

18, if she is a beauty, I grew up smoking!

19, that kind of smile is sweet and elegant, as if the spring breeze blows over Lugu Lake and the autumn rain soaks into Jiuzhaigou.

20. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense.

2 1, what is the premise of self-defense? The meat is thick and resistant to beating!

22. Once upon a time, a robber robbed a group of people and made them queue up to pay money. The first paid 100 yuan, the second paid 200 yuan, and so on, so everyone lined up. The first man proudly said, "Look, I paid less than all of you!" " In the end, everyone rushed to pay the money and even forgot to resist.

23. Gao Fushuai is not afraid of money, but Gao Fushuai is afraid of brains.

24. Did our youth ever fantasize about a door that actually has nothing, work hard for a door that has nothing, and pay all our youth for a door that we can reach but are no longer afraid to open? Now that I am mature, I still have such a door. Even if I am not naive, I still believe that there is my youth and my dreams.

25. You didn't take such a precious historical picture!

26. A BMW is coming at a speed of 280 yards, followed by a Mercedes-Benz racing car. Wait, a tractor is still behind. The tractor is better, and the left lane change light is flashing. He wants to overtake!

27, another cuckold, it seems that your greening is good!

28, the most professional apology, pay attention to face to face, express your apologies with your eyes.

29. Everyone wants to catch the tail of youth. Unfortunately, youth is a gecko.

You told me that the deeper the dream, the weaker the pain. You lied to me. It hurts. It hurts here.

3 1, the car is your other small home. It doesn't have to be luxurious, but it must be warm. It doesn't have to be complicated, but it must be intimate. It will give you confidence, warmth, novelty and freedom. You can also try to drive it. This kind of fun definitely goes beyond driving itself. When you first turn on the night mode and put on the high beam, you will find that the car is like life for the first time.

32. Happy time is always so short, not to mention two 90-minute special programs. Even ipartment, which is over eighty years old, has failed to satisfy everyone's desire for happiness and beauty. No amount of tidbits, behind-the-scenes eggs and reviews can compare with the happiness of another season.

It's not terrible to die, it's terrible to sit here and wait for death.

34. When dreams may come, it is even more necessary to be down-to-earth. If you can find a suitable part-time job, it is also excellent. You can not only cope with expenses, but also bear the kindness of love.

35. Darkness highlights the value of light.

I don't have to listen to what you say.

37. Life is like a news broadcast. Changing the channel won't solve the problem.

Don't look down on insanity, they are just different from your three views.

39. ipartment is not a place, but an era.

40. Most of the so-called beautiful women are slaves of cosmetics.

4 1, as long as you are happy, I am willing to be crazy again.

42. When Zi Qiao woke up, Meijia was not pregnant. When Yifei admitted her feelings, Xiaoxian and Nolan were together. Zhang Wei's love has just begun, but she has become an opponent with the other party. Some people are like this. You are ready, but you miss the best chance to be together. I thought I had to be good enough to meet you, but I was the best when I met you.

43. My advantage is that I am handsome, but my disadvantage is that I am not handsome.

44. That's right! I just love Ceng Xiaoxian! You bit me!

45. Delay one day to broaden your horizons and prolong one day of world peace.

46. What's wrong with not having a girlfriend after going to college?

47. Some things that have been fantasized for a long time, in the end, you will find that they are not as beautiful or terrible as you imagined. The result is actually very ordinary, but it still can't stop the young heart, yearning for it, being crazy about it, skipping the red thoughts in front of you, maybe only the blue impulse, but you will really find that what you want to throw away has been forgotten, and what you want is firmly behind you.

48. Remember, the sweat and tears you shed in college now are the water that entered your mind when you chose your major!

49. I am responsible for your life. I am a man who is going to get married. Facing the real life, I should keep my feet on the ground.

50. Some people are like this. You are ready, but you have missed the best chance to be together. I thought I had to be good enough to meet you, but I was the best when I met you.

5 1, if you are in love, don't miss the opportunity easily. Reckless, may make you regret for a while; Cowardice may make you regret it all your life.

52. There are so many weapons in China that you don't learn swords. I won't learn sword when I go up. Iron swords don't learn silver swords. Finally, I understood that man and sword are one, and I became a swordsman.

53. The so-called "three obedience and four virtues" means never being gentle and considerate and unreasonable. The four virtues are that you can't fight, scold, provoke or say no.

54. The world is born after 80s and 90s, but in the final analysis, it is thick-skinned.

55. Now your eyes look like Tony Leung Chiu Wai and your eyebrows smell like Takeshi Kaneshiro. At first glance, the action of holding beer is very similar to that of Wu Zhenyu. Is the face looks like Ceng Zhiwei.

56. Now all the performers are singing, those who can't sing are writing books, those who can't write books are acting, and those who can't play are singing. Showbiz is a circle.

57. During these three hours, we all gained unprecedented peace, without anger, anxiety, entanglement and fear. Now, we realize that the world is really beautiful, and everything is just because of us, so nervous.

58. I smoke because I hurt my lungs, not because I'm sad!

59. Lenovo's failure to recruit you is really their biggest loss!

60. There must be two impulses in life, a desperate love and a tidbit that must be seen. Congratulations, you have finished the latter. A desperate love depends on yourself.

6 1, I thought I was God, I could settle myself and help all beings. But in the end, there was nothing. I didn't help you realize your wish. I'm sorry, I'm not God, I'm lonely.

62. A listener just called his girlfriend and said-I'm sorry, I lost your mother in my trip to Antarctica last year. I hope you can forgive me. And ordered a song "You're Back" by Sun Nan for her.

63. Pay close attention to where the petals float. Yes, that place is called ipartment.

64. Life is a one-way trip. Even if there are some regrets, we have no chance to start again. Instead of dwelling on the unchangeable past, it is better to cherish the future with a smile. Because of life, there is no if.

65. ipartment seems to be a powerful and unconstrained style, but everyone can find his own shadow in it. Whether you are stubborn, straightforward, cute and handsome, please don't forget to love yourself and your friends around you.

To live happily in this troubled world, you must practice the memory of a fish. My memory of unimportant information is only seven seconds. The past is fleeting, and I can't bear to delete it, leaving only troubles and stumbling.

67. A good man is me, and I am a good man.

68. Life is like a play. One falls in love, the other gets married and has children. This is normal.

69. The limits of human beings are created by a few people and cannot be generalized.

70. Do you believe I slapped you on the wall and couldn't get it off!

7 1, female, anti-inflammatory and detumescence are faster than her.

The key is not what you think, but what you want to do.

73. I am not the Mona Lisa, and I will not smile at everyone.

74. I didn't just break up for another person. She has done nothing wrong. I can't leave everything to her. I have always been a hesitant person, so I missed her and fell in love with another person. Now they are all hurt because of me. I must take this responsibility. Even if I run, I will run there. I can't wait!

75. The angel is with you, and you are always the most beautiful.

76. This is an abstract painting. You can understand it as a metaphor. This is not an ordinary bird. It is a bird without feet. It wants to fly over the forest, but there is nowhere to stop. When it is tired, it can only sleep in the wind. Unfortunately, it will only land once in your life. Even after your death, I have met many people like your uncle. They are always pursuing extreme challenges, but sometimes they fall into emptiness and can't find a place to live all their lives.

77. Yes, some things that have been fantasized for a long time will eventually be found. They are not as beautiful as imagined, nor as terrible as imagined, but they still can't stop young hearts from yearning for them. They are crazy about it, jumping over the hurdle in front of them and thinking about red. Maybe there is only blue impulse left, but you will really find that what you want to throw away has been forgotten, but what you want is firmly behind you.

78. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

79. Send my wife to work every morning, walk in the endless traffic, face the morning sun, roll down the window, without a trace of panic and anxiety, gently swing the steering wheel and draw a beautiful arc. We can listen to songs, surf the Internet, drink tea and chat all the way. There is no noise and no housework. We can also go out together on weekends and holidays, and our best friends sit in the back seat.

80. If you were a flower, cows would not dare to shit in the future.