Where was the first wild Ultraman caught?

Purely for entertainment: This newspaper reported on November 16: "A wild Ultraman suddenly appeared in the sky above Guangsha College in Dongyang, Zhejiang!" After repeated verification by relevant experts, the Dongyang Forestry Department reported on July 6 Ri posted this set of photos to the public as if he were showing off his treasure. At the press conference held here, the faces of witness photographers, experts, and researchers were all filled with excited smiles. The preciousness of this set of photos is that it not only strongly proves that wild Ultraman appears in China, but also shows that there is likely to be a small breeding population of wild Ultraman in the local area. This interstellar endangered species was discovered in Zhejiang, providing very valuable first-hand information for further research and exploration of the origin and evolution of the Big Bang, as well as the Earth's position in the universe.

Scientific researchers from the Dongyang Municipal Environmental Protection Committee told reporters that the Ultraman was discovered by a guard and notified the Environmental Protection Committee. When the scientific researchers arrived at the scene, Ultraman was obviously restless and hovering in the sky. The scientific researchers immediately evacuated the onlookers and teachers and used brainwave transmitters to communicate with them. However, due to Ultraman's high vigilance and strong sense of self-protection, the scientific researchers were never able to get close. After a two-hour stalemate between the two sides, Ultraman happened to be entangled in the kite string by the son of the doorman who was flying a kite. Ultraman was frightened, broke the string with Ultra Beam, and flew towards the balcony of a dormitory in Guangsha. But he was knocked unconscious on the spot by a counselor on the balcony with a brick. According to the analysis of public security experts at the scene, Ultraman's Ultra Ray at that time was most likely to contain unbiased dimethylhydrazine (rocket fuel), and the temperature was conservatively estimated to be 5,000 to 7,000 degrees.

■Ultraman was obviously agitated when reporters arrived at the scene

A scientific researcher from the Environmental Protection Committee said in an interview with reporters that in recent years, Dongyang City has strengthened environmental protection. This has greatly improved the overall ecological conditions. Since this spring, many extinct species such as the South China tiger, thylacine, and Atlas brown bear have been discovered. The discovery of Ultraman this time not only strongly proves that China has made great achievements in environmental protection, but also provides strong evidence for the recent speculation by Korean scholars that Ultraman is a Korean aborigine.

It is reported that at the time of publication of this article, the State Council has convened an international seminar on the Ultraman issue in Shunde with experts from 12 countries including the United States, Australia, Germany, France, South Korea, and Japan, as well as experts from the United Nations Security Council (ESP). , this station will continue to pay attention to this.

■Ultraman has obvious hostility, and scientific researchers have been unable to approach him

Background information:

Ultraman, also known as the Competent Man and the Dogman . It is a rare first-level protected species in the universe. It belongs to the family Anatidae. It is as famous as Astro Boy, Calabash Boy, and Monkey King. They are also treasures of the Milky Way. They have been included in the Red Book of Interstellar Endangered Species and the Cosmic Primates. Conservation Council Endangered List. According to literature, Ultraman comes from an outer galaxy. He is generally about 20 meters long and weighs about 46,000 tons. His lethal weapons generally include Soljet Ray, Specium Ray, etc. Since the discovery of Ultraman Zoffie in Tokyo, Japan in 1966, the number of Ultraman corpses recognized by the United Nations has reached 77, but the appearance of Ultraman's cubs is the first time in the entire history of human history.