Urgently ask for ballads or limericks about village rules and regulations, thank you!

The best answer is to clean up the antiques in front of this building.

The electric meter circuit is not easy,

Only the lighting load is full,

The overload heating wire is red,

Burn insurance is optional,

Setting fire is a catastrophe,

Even if the fire didn't happen,

It's annoying to be blind in the dark.

I am waiting for a harmonious Spring Festival.

Neighborhood should care about each other,

Please don't turn on the air-conditioning electric stove.

Just turn on the TV and lights,

Ensure continuous power supply,

Celebrate the Spring Festival on New Year's Eve,

Everyone watches the party,

Television, electric light, household light,

With this long-term mutual understanding,

* * * Create a new style of civilization spectrum

Laugh at Liu bang

I heard that Xiang Yu pulled out the mountain and scared Liu Bang to flee.

Not my little Sean. Grandma has gone back to Pei County.

I also write a song about the wind.

The cannon opened and hit his mother with a bang, and Vega Haine went home.

Zhang Zongchang is a hero, and he swallowed the hibiscus in one gulp.

You Taishan

Seen from a distance, Mount Tai is dark and thick.

If Mount Tai is turned upside down, the head will be thin and the top will be thick.

Sky lightning

Suddenly I saw a fire in the sky, as if the Jade Emperor was going to smoke.

If the Jade Emperor doesn't smoke, why is it a string of fires?

Daming Lake

Daming Lake Hu Ming University

There are lotus flowers in Daming Lake.

There are toads on the lotus.

Poke and jump.

You Peng lai ge

What a Penglai pavilion,

That's fucking great.

Immortals can do it,

I sit down, too.

Put the wine by the window,

Sing to the sea.

Let's guess some punches,

My brother-in-law is afraid of drinking too much!

3. Adaptation:

Qingpingle country house

The eaves are too small, and the grass is green by the stream. In a drunken state, Wu Yinxiang cried badly. Who is so dependent?

The eldest son is washing his feet in the field, and the second is knitting a cotton-padded jacket. I like it when children die and smelly feet smoke birds die.

Xi Jiangyue Xin Qiji sent the official document.

The bright moon scares birds and ghosts, and the breeze sends cicadas at the beginning. The monk temple said that eating meat scared the old people to death.

Seven or eight stars are outside the sky, recruiting children to shoot arrows. In the old days, Maodian was near the forest, and the road turned to the stream bridge to deliver documents.

Cherish Li Shen.

It's noon when weeding, so Shen Li can really gamble.

Who knew the poem in the mouth was hard?

Thoughts in the dead of night

So I had rice soup with Li Bai at the foot of my bed.

I drank a big bowl of wet pants at night.

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Campus limerick:

I am handsome, I am serious and not stupid.

How many wives can you marry in your life? If you don't marry at this time, when can you marry?

Green flowers are in full bloom in the army and there is a famine in campus training.

If you order the rest, the bug will see me shoot you!

When his glasses flashed, he smiled back and scared him to death.

The talented girl in the class looks like a flower. Why do I look like a smelly melon?

Study hard, if you are tired of studying,

You have to pay tuition for study.

The east wind blows, the drums beat,

Who will pay for the lost youth?