Zero score composition for college entrance examination

Essay about zero score in the Beijing College Entrance Examination (I burst out laughing when I saw the last sentence!)

Title: "Invisible in drizzle and wet clothes, idle flowers falling to the ground and heard in silence" is written by Liu Changqing, a poet of the Tang Dynasty Poems in "Farewell to Yan Shiyuan". Someone once understood this poem this way: 1. This is a beautiful artistic conception that praises spring. 2. The idle flowers and drizzle express the unknown loneliness. 3. Not being able to see or hear does not mean doing nothing. It is a calm way to live in the world. 4. This kind of artistic conception is no longer suitable for today's world...Write an essay based on your opinion. You can draft your own topic and there is no restriction on genre. The word count is over 800.

Midsummer, night, late at night.

The peaks of Jingshan Mountain.

There are people on the mountain, two people, a man and a woman.

These two are the two most famous killers in today's martial arts world. The man's name is Qiu Xiaoyu, and the woman's name is Ye Xianhua. They are known as "Xiaoyu Xianhua" in the world.

The poet Liu Changqing once described these two terrible killers as "Invisible in drizzle and wet clothes, and idle flowers falling to the ground in silence". The drizzle wets the clothes, and what wets the clothes is blood; when idle flowers fall to the ground, what falls to the ground is human heads. These two murderers come and go without a trace. If they want to kill you, you will be dead before you see their figures or hear their voices.

Qiu Xiaoyu received a post three days ago, naming Ye Xianhua to be killed. After the event is completed, not only will he have three million taels, but he will also be able to play the role of Cao Xueqin in the "Dream of Red Mansions" talent show!

But killing Ye Xianhua is much more difficult than killing Bill.

No one in the world knows Ye Xianhua’s martial arts background, character and temper, but everyone knows Ye Xianhua’s story.

Ye Xianhua has a pair of charming big eyes. It is said that she once stared at Zhao Wei and Gao Yuanyuan without moving, and she was only seventeen that year.

Ye Xianhua’s voice is as gentle and intoxicating as an oriole. Legend has it that Lin Chiling’s body was numb for a whole year after hearing her speak. Do you think she will die?

Ye Xianhua’s light kung fu is unparalleled in the martial arts world. He can step on the snow without leaving a trace and land silently. He claims to be better than Wei Yixiao, the green-winged bat king of the year. Someone saw her stealing Liu Xiang's Olympic ticket on the highway last week. Liu Xiang chased her for 10,000 kilometers and finally collapsed from exhaustion.

Most people would be scared to buy diapers after hearing Ye Xianhua’s story, but Qiu Xiaoyu did not buy them.

Qiu Xiaoyu is not an ordinary person.

He knows that killing requires not only skills, but also character!

Qiu Xiaoyu is very calm. He is trimming his fingernails with a nail clipper. His fingers are long and strong.

He has to wait, waiting for the other party to lose his composure first. When masters compete, no mistakes are allowed. The one who loses his composure first will reveal his flaws.

Fatal flaw!

So Qiu Xiaoyu said nothing and just played with her nail clippers quietly.

Unexpectedly, Ye Xianhua had so much free time that she put on lipstick and sprayed perfume leisurely.

Qiu Xiaoyu had no choice but to strike first and said, "You know why I came to find you."

Ye Xianhua said gently: "Before we take action, can't we talk first?"

Qiu Xiaoyu said: "I'm here to kill, not to chat."

Ye Xianhua said: "Are you sure you can kill me?"

Qiu Xiaoyu said: "I never do anything I am not sure about."

Ye Xianhua said: "I want to remind you one thing."

Qiu Xiaoyu said: "You said it."

Ye Xianhua said: "Bai Xiaosheng made a killer list. My little girl is ranked first on the killer list, and you are only second. Can you really kill me?"

Qiu Xiaoyu said: "I also want to remind you of something."

Ye Xianhua said: "You tell me."

Qiu Xiaoyu said: "On the killer In terms of strength, I was ahead of you, but Bai Xiaosheng used the SMS voting system in that ranking, and the number of Chinese 'nymphomaniacs' was too large, so you won the first place."

Ye Xianhua's expression changed. Said: "I also want to remind you that my fan club is called 'Pollen', not 'Nanamania'!"

Qiu Xiaoyu said: "Finally, I want to remind you that your 'Pollen' 'They're all nymphomaniacs. Besides, we've digressed.

Ye Xianhua said: "We are fighting desperately like this, aren't you afraid of trouble?"

Qiu Xiaoyu said: "You don't have to be afraid of trouble anymore. There is only one kind of person in the world who is never afraid of trouble, dead people!"

Ye Xianhua said: "So you have to force me to take action?" "

Qiu Xiaoyu did not answer, he no longer needed to answer.

Qiu Xiaoyu said: "Show your weapons!

Ye Xianhua said: "I use a knife."

Qiu Xiaoyu said: "You use a knife?" Where is the knife?

Ye Xianhua said: "I am the knife!" "

Ye Xianhua smiled sweetly and suddenly took off her clothes, leaving only a lace bikini and black stockings.

Ye Xianhua's face was breathtakingly beautiful. , coupled with such a figure and such clothing, it is full of original temptation

Her eyes can speak, her charming smile can speak, her hands, her chest, her. Her legs...every inch of her body can speak.

She knows that any man who is not blind will definitely be fascinated by her now.

Qiu Xiaoyu. He is a man, and he is not blind.

But now he seems to be blind, completely indifferent.

He knows that a beautiful woman is a knife. When you are drunk, the knife will cut into your chest.

Qiu Xiaoyu said in a deep voice: "I just want to ask you one thing. "

Ye Xianhua smiled sweetly: "Please tell me.

Qiu Xiaoyu said: "It's summer, you wear so little, aren't you afraid of mosquito bites?"

Ye Xianhua was silent for a long time and said quietly: "You must have thought I was spraying perfume just now, right?" Let me tell you, what I spray is Liushen toilet water!

Ye Xianhua added: "But this is not an ordinary Liushen. It is a potion that I specially refined. It is colorless, odorless and non-toxic, but it will slowly spread in the air. People who smell it will have their limbs shake." Paralyzed and unable to move.

Qiu Xiaoyu was startled. She suddenly felt that her body was numb and could not control herself, and she couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat.

Ye Xianhua said again: "You think I'm talking nonsense to you because I'm scared? You think I took off my clothes to seduce you, but in fact this is all to delay time for the potion to spread around you.

Qiu Xiaoyu said calmly, "Aren't you afraid of the power of the potion?"

Ye Xianhua said proudly: "The lipstick I put on at the beginning was the antidote, so I can still move freely."

Ye Xianhua stared at Qiu Xiaoyu and asked, "Do you still think you can kill me now?"

Qiu Xiaoyu said: "I can."

Ye Xianhua said: "You can't move but I can, but you can kill me. Isn't this funny?"

Qiu Xiaoyu said: "It's funny, but you will definitely be killed by me."

Ye Xianhua said: "Why was I killed by you?"

Qiu Xiaoyu suddenly asked: "Can flying knives kill people?"

Ye Xianhua said: "It seems possible."

Qiu Xiaoyu said: "Do I have any hands?"

Ye Xianhua said: "Indeed there is."

Qiu Xiaoyu said: "Do I have a knife in my hand?"

Ye Xianhua said: "It seems that you only have nail clippers on your hands."

Qiu Xiaoyu said: "That's enough."

Ye Xianhua said: "Is that enough?"

Qiu Xiaoyu said: "I have hands and a knife, and I can kill people."

Ye Xianhua said: "Nail clippers can also kill people?" How ridiculous!

Qiu Xiaoyu said: "Seventy-three people in the world thought my nail clippers were ridiculous."

Ye Xianhua said: "What now?"

Qiu Xiaoyu said: "Everyone is dead now, killed by this knife."

Ye Xianhua said: "Can you still move your hands?"

Qiu Xiaoyu said: "Do you want to try it?" "

The smile on Ye Xianhua's face gradually solidified, and suddenly, she took action!

A move of "Fake Nine Yin White Bone Claw" went straight to Qiu Drizzle Tianling Gai. This move She had been practicing for seven years, four months and twenty-nine days, and she was absolutely sure that no one could resist this move.

But this time she was wrong.

With a flash of light, the "pirated Xiao Li flying knife" had been inserted into her throat.

She would not believe until her death that a nail clipper could kill her!

The idle flowers have finally landed!

Three hours later, the potion's effect gradually faded away, and Qiu Xiaoyu could finally move.

Looking at Ye Xianhua's body, Qiu Xiaoyu said: "Although you are dead, I still want to tell you two things. First, I have been trimming my fingernails with a nail knife to adjust my fingernails. The synchronization rate with the knife is to put it bluntly. Secondly, the real purpose of killing you is not for money or fame."

Qiu Xiaoyu took it from the pocket of Ye Xianhua's clothes. Liu Xiang’s Olympic ticket was found.

Qiu Xiaoyu said firmly: "I love Beijing, I want to watch the Olympics!"

"Beijing Symbols"

Many Chinese college entrance examination students finished today You may be happy or annoyed that the symbols of the capital city of more than 3,000 years in the Beijing test questions are not easy to find

History is like a vast sea of ??mist. The skull of the Beijing ape-man is hard to find. The history of Yuyang cannot be tested and the Ding Dynasty is too young

The King of Yan conquered the North and plotted the coup. The three security eunuchs went to the Yangqi and were met by the Drum Tower, Forbidden City, Beihai Qiongdao and several scenic spots. Representatives of the Ming and Qing Dynasties

Hutong Sihe Bean Juice, Fire Storytelling, Singing, Juggling, Overpass, Bowing, Bowing, Wrestling, Teahouses, Restaurants, Carrying Cages Frame a bird

Melon-skin cap, gold-shell pocket watch, open mouth, foreign rickshaw driver, trot Zhengyang crab, Huaqing bath, cheap roasted duck noodle sauce, snacks

Swimming and fishing at Shicha beach, careful urban management comes to Xidan There are a lot of goods on the street

There are even disabled people begging on the street. Brothers with open mouths and elders with closed mouths and sisters-in-law hope for support. There are not many foreign friends following them. Run quickly and keep a tight eye on their wallets. Haha!

East of Lufthansa It’s also very lively during the day. It’s closed at night and I go to the hair salon all night long. I have a lot of hair and I visit it many times. There are many men, many women, but few. I don’t know the secret.

In front of Beijing Station, there are big and small bags going north and south. It’s so lively. The police make private visits and plainclothes keep track of them all. They sell them all. Invoice

It’s hard to find a village chief in Zhongguancun. He doesn’t build a pigsty. The building is quite tall. IPIT. Large and small advertising hardware and software. Wholesale direct sales.

Don’t expect a warranty if you buy parallel imports. The wind is blowing in the willow branches by Kunming Lake. Nishinomiya Renying is missing. The price of the pedal cruise is quite high. You have to pay to get in and collect the fare when you go out. Everything is the same except for peeing

Beijing Public Transport’s new monthly pass card swiping machine is invalid. In the morning and evening peaks, it is not as good as jogging. There are many people and many cars. There are many cars and fewer cars. The station is one mile away. It’s hard to find the license plate. Look carefully at the job advertisement

It’s hard to find a monthly salary ticket. How to spend money on an air conditioner with a stinking sweat? Beijing’s bid for the Olympics has attracted worldwide attention. People are concerned about the Fuwa and Bird’s Nest. All five Fuwa are fat.

National patent price The bird's nest design is too high. Foreign contributions have been canceled for various reasons. If you want to ask why, let me tell you. Ventilation is needed to prevent colds.

It is difficult to find responsibility and subcontract layer by layer to improve the situation at the same time

Various prices have been skyrocketing. Sugar and oil are close to being sold out. This affects people's hearts. Housing is in short supply. Rumor has it that it needs to be raised.

People secretly say it's bad and don't talk about national affairs. Unity is important.

Be cautious in your words and deeds. Follow the leader's news. Notify the streets that people are coming, red hoops, small feet, octogenarians, fire prevention and anti-theft cup competition is approaching, time difference, quick adjustment

Combining work and rest, locking the channel, passing the ball and catching the ball, cooperate with the exquisite referee, red card, loudly blowing the whistle for offside, the first protest is invalid, and then watch the national security There is a lot of gossip

If you don’t mention a word, I feel embarrassed and am a bit off topic. The Beijing symbol ends here. Submit the test paper quickly and write down your name and admission ticket number. The teacher reviews the paper and cheers. It’s so funny. I have snot bubbles. I raise my hand pen and get zero points. I reviewed the question in a confused manner. Poetry is invalid!