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The nine people I hate most in my circle of friends, let's see if there is you.

First, the crazy type on the tip of the tongue

Have a meal, take a photo, Sister Si put up with it; Every day, Sister Si endured with fear. Every night, Fourth Sister sends out delicious food, so she picks up a stick and leafs through the criminal law, sighing and forbearing. Finally, you said, "After eating so much, you are not fat at all." This is the last straw. There's no need to put up with it any longer! Somebody, drag TA out and chop her up!

Second, the disease-free moaning type

The content posted every day is "Why no one understands me", "I can't find happiness because you don't cherish me", "No one understands me", "Everyone is so happy, only I am the loneliest", "I am a woman, I rely on myself" BALABALA, and then leave a message below with all kinds of sympathy. Echoing each other's flirting ... I wonder how many normal people can stand it.

What is more literary is the lyrics of everyday, and each paragraph is of that kind. It's a pity that it's not you, why are you together, and I don't know who it is.

Third, crazy selfie type.

This type of people, one is basic, but it has to be snake essence. False eyelashes never leave their eyelids, and occasionally a so-called plain face and pink smell can pop up from the screen to annihilate people's nerves. This type is pure selfie, that is, it is sent several times a day, and there must be a selfie every time. What I want to vomit most is to write "the weather is really bad today, and my mood has fallen to the bottom", coupled with a smiling photo ... How much does it mean? friends.

The other is that it is ugly. The pictures it sends are not P, but it still loves to send nine squares, with the same angle and expression! This really challenges the bottom line of mankind, dear! How many times have I held back my trembling fingertips and wanted to ask her, "Where does your confidence come from?"

More love selfies are sent to people who can't control themselves. Before the Yushu earthquake, she sent a "blessing" and then accompanied it with her own selfie. ...

Fourth, the soul chicken soup type

Speaking of which, I am really full of anxiety! Fourth sister has many friends in her circle! That is, every time the content is chicken soup for the soul, what life is like, what love is like, what women want and what they like to say most, such as "If you are well, it will be sunny" ... and then they will take a selfie ... Sister, today is not a sunny day, but a bolt from the blue!

Fifth, show love to the dead.

They completely ignored the so-called "Xiu Ai En died quickly". Faye Wong and together, they followed Xiu, Haibo and cheated, they need more love to prove the existence of love. Two people, it is really necessary to write down what you do every day and what emotions you have. For example, if a woman writes I love you the most, a man will definitely get a wife. I only love you in this life. Then a few days later, after the quarrel, it is useless to write sadness. One must go on strongly. As a result, the next day will be fine, and writing in my husband's arms is still the warmest ... I really want to say that there is a bed photo of this event!

Caring for single dog is everyone's responsibility.

Sixth, look for a sense of existence

One-on-one reply from friends circle can only be seen by the parties and mutual friends. Some children's shoes are afraid that others will not know that someone has left a message in a circle of friends, and each one should be collectively replied.

The circle of friends is his mood diary. From getting up to going to bed, he should have fifty moods. For example, the first rule is "I don't want to get up, but I'm too hungry". Then, when someone makes him unhappy at work, he will swear and complain about his work. What did you eat after that? What did you see on the road? Who called him? Who took the screenshot of WeChat? A bird flies in the sky. I am so lonely. ...

Seven, show off wealth, stop the car.

The content of a recent circle of friends is that he has a screenshot of his balance treasure's nearly five-figure income, which reads: Bye-bye to balance treasure, so-and-so income throws you a few pieces.

Every circle of friends has a show-off B who loves to keep a running account. The baby is wearing a limited edition wave shoes of a certain brand, and she bought the latest suspenders of a certain brand in the season. Her mother-in-law sent Cordyceps soup to her door today, and she still stewed bird's nest at home, and so on ... She is the queen of running accounts! I want to black her in my mouth a thousand times. Actually, I want to be like this, B!

Eight, direct blackening type

The most boring thing is to forward that this parent will prolong life, otherwise it will be unlucky for many years. The only solution is to transfer 100 articles with similar contents to him, and then drag them down decisively!

Nine, the hospital to find care.

There are also people who are sick and seek comfort. They take photos of thermometers, wards, operating tables, infusions, and photos of themselves being sick. Oh, I'll go. If you are really sick, are you still in the mood to take selfies and send photos? You can look at your state all day to sort out your case, but there must be many comments "Oh, you are poor" in such a morbid state, but if you ask me, such a person is not worthy of sympathy at all!

X. solar coordinate type

This type is mostly compound, especially the combination of showing off wealth and showing love. It's okay. Where is the location? Does the wife want to inspect the post? Low-key luxury show off? Still hinting that people who want to chase me should come quickly!