Sketch of Gong Hanlin Zhao Price Bureau

Adventures of Working, the first generation sketch Zhao performed in 1996 CCTV Spring Festival Evening. And won the first prize in sketch class. This paper uses the word "genuine goods" to guide businesses to adhere to the business philosophy of "abiding by the law and prospering business with integrity" when engaging in business activities, and regard customers as parents or "gods" to win customer satisfaction with genuine goods. Only in this way can businesses gain a firm foothold, prosper and have strong financial resources, and consumers can really get benefits and satisfaction. In addition, we also educate and remind unscrupulous vendors or legal representatives to abandon immoral and unhealthy business practices, cheat customers with fake and shoddy products, and earn "black-hearted money" without conscience. The sketch is very creative, full of the flavor of the times and has far-reaching practical significance.

Zhu Jin: Attention, everyone! The general manager is here! (Ratsky March Ring)

(Gong Hanlin dances and jumps, and suddenly shouts:)

Gong Hanlin: Stop, stop, stop!

Kim: What's the matter?

Gong Hanlin: Our western restaurant has been changed into the Empress Dowager Restaurant, so why is this song still playing?

Kim: Oh, the music is misplaced. ...

Gong Hanlin: I'll tell you!

Zhu Jin: Hey.

Gong Hanlin: Come on, everybody. Today, our Cixi restaurant is going to open, recruiting Cixi as a waiter, but all 37 old ladies are the same. I wonder how this looks today! Send the old lady to the court on the 38th-

Zhu Jin: Going to court?

Gong Hanlin: Oh, no, then go!

Zhu Jin: Hey, 38th-38th-

Zhao: Here!

Kim Joo: Here we go.

Gong Hanlin: Hey, you old lady are full of energy.

Zhao: I thought (Gong Hanlin: Ah) I was a militia-platoon leader!

Gong Hanlin/Kim: Gnome male-(Gong Hanlin: militia platoon leader) Gnome male-…

Zhao: Hello, comrades!

Gong Hanlin: Hello, old lady!

Zhao: Comrades have worked hard!

Gong Hanlin: Stop nagging. Would you like to work in our restaurant?

Zhao: Yes!

Gong Hanlin: Ah.

Zhao: Our village is rich now (Gong Hanlin: Ah).

Zhao: I also want to open a big hotel and develop tourism resources (Gong Hanlin: Ah)

Zhao: I don't work here to make money.

Zhao: I want to learn from the experience of opening a restaurant here.

Gong Hanlin: Oh, hey, I got in ~ ~

Zhao: Thank you!

Gong Hanlin: You're welcome. (to himself) I'm willing to confess for free.

Zhao: Shall we get to work?

Gong Hanlin: You have to keep your word. Cheer up and get ready to drive ... gnome male-",what are you?

Zhao: This rag is soft and absorbent. If you clean the table ...

Gong Hanlin: gnome male-",ouch, don't worry about work yet, let the old lady open her eyes ~

Zhu Jin: Start-(Music starts)

Gong Hanlin: Take a look.

Zhao: Oh, this girl is really beautiful.

Gong Hanlin: Is it beautiful?

Zhao: This cheongsam is good, too. This rag is too small. Here, change this for me.

Gong Hanlin: That's a handkerchief. ...

Gong Hanlin: I'll let you put on your work clothes later.

Zhao: I, I, I, I wear this?

Gong Hanlin: You are not like them.

Zhao: I'm telling you, you can't work in this.

Gong Hanlin: Yes, yes, take the old lady to try on clothes ~ ~

Zhao: Where to try?

Gong Hanlin: Go back, (almost at the same time) Kim: This way, please ~

Gong Hanlin: Oh, old lady ... (to Kim) Answer the phone.

Zhu Jin: Hello, we are Cixi Restaurant (Gong Hanlin: Yes, tell him we changed Cixi Restaurant), which belongs to the Price Bureau!

Gong Hanlin: What is it?

Zhu Jin: Tell me the price of vegetables.

Gong Hanlin: Just say I'm not here!

Zhu Jin: Hey, our manager said he wasn't in.

(Gong Hanlin snatched the phone)

Gong Hanlin: I can't even tell a lie. Hey, I'm not here. No, no, no,no. He's not here. Hehehe, I'm his secretary. Don't worry, our vegetable prices are fair and reasonable. I will call you when he comes back. Ok, bye, bye. Hehehehehehehehehe! Nobody answered the phone again!

Zhu Jin: Hey!

Gong Hanlin: What are you going to do next?

Zhu Jin: Are you dressed?

Zhao: I'm dressed-

Zhu Jin: Please-

(Music begins)

Gong Hanlin: Let me think. Hey hey hey. Yes, it's beautiful. Oh, don't shake this rag.

Zhao: I'll take it instead of a handkerchief.

Gong Hanlin: Please sit down, old man. What a surprise! You look like that Cixi in this dress ~ ~

Zhao: Who is who?

Gong Hanlin: Cixi ...

Zhao: Cixi? The queen mother who eats more than 200 dishes at a meal?

Gong Hanlin: (kneeling down to salute) Cha!

Zhao: No, no, no ... I'm a poor peasant of eight generations. Her ingredients are too high. I won't install this.

Gong Hanlin: It has nothing to do with ingredients. To tell you the truth, I'm asking you to dress up as Cixi to accompany the guests to dinner this time!

Zhao: That's even worse.

Gong Hanlin: What?

Zhao: You don't need to escort if you have a certificate ~

Gong Hanlin: Oh ... I won't let you really have dinner with me, but I will let you stand here and be their commentator!

Zhao: Oh, that is to say, people are sitting and I am standing (Gong Hanlin: Ah yes) and people are eating and watching (Gong Hanlin: Ah yes), so isn't this Cixi a bit miserable ~

Gong Hanlin: Why don't you understand your identity?

Zhao: What am I?

Gong Hanlin: I won't tell you. I just want you to dress up as Cixi and invite guests to dinner!

Zhao: If you had told me earlier, wouldn't I have understood?

Gong Hanlin: What status?

Zhao: I am NATO!

Gong Hanlin: Ah, yes, you are NATO. . . Don't say that to others.

Zhao: What are you afraid of? That TV has long been exposed. Bhutto sells cloth, socks and shoes. I am the rice plate!

Gong Hanlin: It seems that you understand.

Zhao: I have understood it for a long time.

Gong Hanlin: OK, OK, hey, business training begins!

Zhu Jin: Serve-

Gong Hanlin: Grandpa, please look-

Zhao: What's this?

Gong Hanlin: Royal Jade Liquid.

Zhao: Did the Emperor drink it?

Gong Hanlin: Yes.

Zhao: Can I smell it?

Gong Hanlin: Please-

Zhao: Xiang (likes)

Gong Hanlin: Sweet.

Zhao: Like Erguotou.

Zhu Jin: What do you mean, like Erguotou? That's water mixed with spirit Erguotou!

Gong Hanlin: Hey ... Nonsense! What spirit Erguotou mixed with water! When we get here, we have to call it Gongyu wine ~

Zhao: Hey, how much is a cup?

Gong Hanlin: 180!

Zhao: Is it 180 yuan? Oh, why is the word court going up in price?

Gong Hanlin: This old lady, please study hard here. Look at this dish again!

Zhao: What is this dish?

Gong Hanlin: Great Britain!

Zhao: Did the emperor eat?

Zhao: How about the white one?

Zhu Jin: White radish.

Gong Hanlin: Big mouth! What white radish? You can't call it white radish when you get here. This is called-court-white radish.

Zhao: How about the green one?

Gong Hanlin: Gong Radish.

Zhao: How about this red one?

Gong Hanlin: Gong Radish.

Zhao: So this yellow one ... I know the yellow one is the palace carrot.

Gong Hanlin: Brilliant, palace carrot.

Zhao: Do you have to sell this radish for 5 yuan?

Gong Hanlin: No, 80!

Zhao: Shout, this, this, this is 80 yuan?

Gong Hanlin: Ah.

Zhao: The radish you bought is really big.

Gong Hanlin: I won't tell you? You can't call it radish here, you have to call it a hero gathering!

Zhao: It is also a gathering of talents. I think it's just a radish club, hahahaha. ...

Gong Hanlin: Radish club? (Kim: Radish has a meeting ...)

Gong Hanlin: Stop giggling! Who told you this was a radish party? All enjoyed by the emperor! I'm telling you, this thing is a big supplement.

Zhao: Will the emperor make up for it with radishes?

Gong Hanlin: Ah, yes! Otherwise, how can the emperor prolong his life and live forever?

Zhao: Not really.

Gong Hanlin: What?

Zhao: Emperor Tongzhi died at the age of 265,438+0, and there are Xianfeng and Guangxu. Do the math.

Gong Hanlin: OK! Why do you always argue with me? What do you compare them with? Why don't you look at me? How can I be so energetic!

Zhao: Do you also wear makeup?

Gong Hanlin: Order nectar and eat palace dishes every day. I am a tonic!

Zhao: Oh, it's like a chicken?

Gong Hanlin: I'm trying to lose weight these two days!

Zhao: That's true. What else?

Gong Hanlin: Bitch! You are the general manager and I am the general manager.

Zhao: So, so, you always do. ...

Gong Hanlin: Do you want to learn from me?

Zhao: Yes.

Gong Hanlin: I'm going to practice as I taught you! Later, I will check your vegetable quotation.

Zhu Jin: General Manager, please go to the Imperial Chef to see if the palace potatoes are ripe.

Gong Hanlin: Hey, go-hey! Practice hard! in fact ...

Zhao: I want to practice your grandmother's claws! If I graduate from your school, I will be a kidnapper! What am I doing? Hello! I am Cixi! No, they call me Cixi. Who are you? Price bureau? I told you, it's not me here, it's them, and the price of vegetables is ... black, really black! No, I have to go, or he will ask me to quote the price of vegetables later. You also want to listen, ok! Got it! Come out! Where is it?

Gong Hanlin/Kim: Coming ~

Zhao: Are you still practicing?

Gong Hanlin: Hey, hey, don't take off your work clothes.

Zhao: I'm sweating. I'm too involved.

Gong Hanlin: Good investment. Zhao: Yes, I have to explain to you that we not only have a banquet with Cixi, but also play the piano and sing in the court music and dance. If you only use ditty to sing two voices, you will earn more money ~ ~

Zhao: If you want to rap, that's all right.

Gong Hanlin: Can you sing?

Zhao: I can sing.

Gong Hanlin: Listen.

Zhao: When our village filmed Xiao erhei getting married (Gong Hanlin: hey) Zhao: Guess what, let me play Xiao Qin (Gong Hanlin: Xiao Qin? ) Let me play Qin Xiao. Let me try my voice. Oh, my voice is too high. You have no idea how high it is. So I chose more than 20 little black girls, but it didn't stop me. As a result, this marriage did not form.

Gong Hanlin: The old lady's voice.

Gong Hanlin/Kim/Zhao: (mixed laughter)

Gong Hanlin: Hey, will you come down first?

Zhao: I am used to being on the kang at home.

Gong Hanlin: This is not your Kang. It's lively enough. What can you sing?

Zhao: I can sing anything. I sing everything when I cook at home.

Gong Hanlin: Just listen to the part where you cook!

Zhao: Please-

Gong Hanlin: Let's cooperate!

(Music begins)

Zhao: (singing) What I do is stir-fry fish fillets with pork, stir-fry ribs with vinegar kidney, stir-fry lotus root with preserved eggs, stir-fry jellyfish with belly, and dry old wine-iron pot!

Gong Hanlin: (and) iron pot-

Zhao: (singing) Go around, have a look and have a taste. Does my cooking smell good?

Gong Hanlin: It smells delicious. Alas, alas, the food here is delicious enough. You have to make up some words and sing them to me later.

Zhao: I can sing!

Gong Hanlin: Old lady, don't just talk without practice-

Gong Hanlin: (singing) Don't talk.

Zhao: (singing) If I play with my mouth, I am a stick.

Gong Hanlin: (singing) Gong Yujiu.

Zhao: (singing) 181.

Gong Hanlin: (singing) How about this wine?

Zhao: (singing) Let me play it for you-

Gong Hanlin: Ah, blow! Ah, blow!

Zhao: (singing) Look at my mouth! One to satisfy your appetite.

Gong Hanlin: (singing) I called beauty.

Zhao: (singing) Two cups of your kidney will be fine.

Gong Hanlin: (singing) Haha, it's still beautiful.

Zhao: (singing) I drank three cups and five cups.

Zhao: (singing) Make sure your little face.

Gong Hanlin: How about it?

Zhao: (singing) There is red in white.

Zhao: (singing) There is black in red.

Gong Hanlin: Black. ...

Zhao: Huh? It's getting dark (Gong Hanlin: Huh? ) It's green. (Gong Hanlin: Oh, hey)

Zhao: It's blue (Gong Hanlin: What color is this), and purple is not lingering.

Zhao: (singing) The powder is so beautiful.

Gong Hanlin: Oh, you scared me.

Zhao: (singing) How about this wine?

Gong Hanlin: (singing) This wine is beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful-beautiful.

Zhao: (singing) It's actually that Erguotou, that boiled water!

Gong Hanlin: Why do you sing the truth?

Zhao: That's it.

Gong Hanlin: You! You should sing like this!

Gong Hanlin: (singing) Look at this dish. There are talented people everywhere. It's not expensive to make you 80 years old! Come and have a look and taste it for yourself! Eating in the mouth is particularly crisp! If you don't believe me, taste a crisp.

Zhao: (singing) I ate a piece and chewed it in my mouth. It's really crisp!

Gong Hanlin: (singing) Why is it so crisp?

Zhao: (singing) Why is it so crisp?

Gong Hanlin: (singing) I ask you now.

Zhao: I ...

Gong Hanlin: Why is it so crisp? Why is it so brittle?

Zhao: It's just a big radish!

Gong Hanlin: Tell the truth again!

Zhao Lirong: (grabs the phone) Do you always hear clearly?

Gong Hanlin: Hey! Who are you talking to?

Zhao: Price Bureau!

Gong Hanlin: Not going to drive!

Zhao: I'll get it. I will give you a secret recipe!

Gong Hanlin: Say it, say it! (Zhu Jin's actual voice)

Zhao: Get a pen!

Gong Hanlin: Pen and ink serve!

Gong Hanlin: Take a pen. Get a pen, old man.

(Zhao Zailong Fengwu)

Gong Hanlin: OK, ah, go-ah, go-OK! The real you. What do you mean?

Zhao: I don't even know what this means. You are such a stubborn man!

Gong Hanlin: Hey, she said we were wooden sticks! You old woman ... Oh, my God!

Zhao: (singing) Walking everywhere, the road is long and the water is long. (Gong Hanlin: you-) I am fascinated by the vast villages and walk everywhere-

Gong Hanlin: Stop. ...