Humorous Advertising Language (Unit 8, Grade Five Chinese)

Humorous advertising words can improve the ratings and attractiveness of advertisements and improve the image of products and enterprises in the public. In recent years, some foreign enterprises have grasped the social psychology of people's pursuit of natural and relaxed life feelings, combined with the characteristics of product functions or business activities, and deliberately enhanced their sense of humor in advertising words, and achieved good results.

Porcelain advertisement: A French porcelain factory smashed bowls and dishes for some family couples because of trivial quarrels, and declared in the advertisement promoting products: "For the sake of your family's harmony, throw it hard!" Don't lose big because of small things. "

Hotel advertisement: "please eat here, or you and I will starve to death!" " "

Parrot advertisement: A French shop hung an advertisement next to the price tag of the parrot cage for sale, with a price tag of 500 francs: "Do you believe it, do you think it is worth 500 francs?"

Perfume advertisement: A new product advertisement promoted by a French perfume manufacturing company reads: "Our new product is very attractive to the opposite sex, so a self-defense teaching material is included with the bottle." Glue advertisement: A tourist shop in Hong Kong used this glue to stick a gold coin worth 1000 yuan on the wall to promote a "powerful all-purpose glue". The advertisement is: "whoever can peel it off with his fingers will have gold coins."

Travel advertisement: The billboard of Swiss Tourism Company reads: "Come to the Alps quickly, the mountain will be gone in 6,000 years". A travel agency in the Netherlands published such an advertisement: "Please fly to the Arctic for your honeymoon! The local night lasts for 24 hours. " Incentive advertisement: The advertisement of German "Mercedes-Benz" brand car is: If anyone can find that "Mercedes-Benz" brand car is suddenly forced to break down, our company is willing to contribute 10000 yuan.

Coffin advertisement: "God recommends products."

Warning advertisement: There is an advertisement in front of an unmanned subway station in London, England: "If you don't have a ticket, we promise to send you to your destination-London Safe House for free.

Beauty salon advertisement: A billboard hung in a beauty salon in the United States: "Please don't flirt with the woman who just walked out of our hospital. She may be your grandmother. "

Job advertisement: The job advertisement of a French class in Italy reads: "If you don't like this class after listening to a class, you can ask for a refund of your fees, but you must say it in French."

Cosmetic advertisement: The advertisement of a cosmetics company in Hong Kong is: "Remove freckles as soon as possible, and don't leave acne."

Eye drops advertisement: "... after dropping this eye drop, turn your eyes a few times to make eye drops spread all over the world."

Advertisement on Tombstone: There is an inscription on a tombstone in Scotland, which reads: "This is the last resting place, and it is Hermisi McTaway. His grieving wife inherited his thriving business, the vegetable shop, which is next to the 1 1 road and is open until 8 pm every day. " Barber shop advertisement: On the wall of a barber shop, there is an advertisement: "Don't think that you have lost your hair, think that you have won face."

The barber shop in the English countryside put up a wooden sign on the bridge, which read, "Gentlemen, I want your heads."

Job advertisement: An American newspaper advertised: "Look like a young girl, think like an adult man, act like a mature lady, and work like a donkey!" "

There is an advertisement in the advertisement column of a British newspaper: "Our dentist is in urgent need of a female secretary and receptionist. Please hang up and contact. If no one answers the phone, the position is still vacant. "