Five-person comic sketch script

The monitor of New Year's Day script in primary and secondary schools is a guest.

-Person: big (monitor) and small (deputy monitor) Parent props: a table, two chairs, a thermos bottle, two cups, a plate of fruit, a mobile phone with a spring chain, a telephone, an apron accompanied by music: a telephone ring and two tango dances. ) ringtone ... small: (look at the mobile phone display. ) ah! It's a monitor. I will play him well. Xiao: Hello, everyone! Welcome to the flashing phone. Press "1" if you are deceived, "2" if you are not satisfied, and "3" if you are not satisfied. If anyone is injured or sick, please call "120". Xiao: (I'm so happy, clutching the microphone) Da: (I scratch my hair strangely and look at my mobile phone) That's right! 38 38 338 Strange! What is that? Big: (I pick up the phone again, only to hear a thief's laughter from the other end of the microphone) "Ah, ha, ha, ha ..." Big: What a small sample! How dare you tease me? I'll get even with you when I get to your house. Tell me how to get to your house. Xiao: (covering his stomach and trying not to laugh) Stop at 520! Big: 520? What 520! You confess to me! I'll be embarrassed! Small: (heavy) who told you! Like you were born in Zhao Benshan? ! I'm not Song Dandan! All right! Seriously. "Stop at 520" means-you take the No.5 bus to the bus station first, then take the No.20 bus to the town station, and then you have to stop! (Breathing) Alas! Really. Big: Oh! Then maybe the station is your home! Oh! Don't! Your home is at the station! Small: 13 14! Big: 13 14? For life! Ah! (Pretending to be surprised) Xiao: You have been big all your life! Look at you, you are behind the times. You haven't even seen the "New Digital Interpretation". 13 14 means that you will pass a mountain and a temple when you come to my house! Then I'll pick you up, okay? Hurry up! (Put down the phone) Dad: Hey, hey! What 520? 13 14? I am so angry! He threw away his mobile phone and it bounced back. It turns out that the mobile phone is hung with a spring chain. I'm smart! And left a hand. (to the audience) An hour has passed ... Big: Oh, my God! What the hell is so far away! I'm exhausted! I swear I will never-Shaw: Never what? Never. Why? Say it! (Angry, hands thrust into the waist) Da: Never ... Never ... (When Da found the hour behind him, it was too late. He looked unlucky and suddenly saw a mosquito flying) Da: (Pa! ) smelly mosquito! (Raise your hand and clap in the air) Xiao: You ... OK! All right! Go to my house! (Xiao suddenly realizes that he is going to be a guest at home, and immediately changes his tone) Da: Shh! (False alarm) Don't hit mosquitoes again next time ... (Little one walks in front, big one walks behind, muttering) Little one: Here we are! Please come in! (Xiao opens the door, wipes his feet twice at the door and enters) Xiao: Dad! Mom! The monitor is here! Big: (pa! ) Don't call me monitor in private! I patted my little head, but I blushed when I saw my little parents watching. ) My parents (looking at the size in surprise, I don't know what to say) Big: Hello, uncles and aunts! When I realized that something was wrong, I sold it at once. ) mom and dad: ok! All right! Mom: You are the monitor! I often hear her talk about your embarrassing things! Xiao: Oh, my God! Stop and do your thing! I have something to discuss with the monitor. (Mom and Dad leave and sit down) Da: Have you said anything nice to your parents about me? Shaw: No ... No ... No! I didn't say anything. (I realized that the smell of gunpowder was very strong, so I got up and hid behind the chair at once) Da: OK! We'll settle accounts later! It's the New Year! The task assigned by the head teacher has not been solved yet! Xiao: Yes, the teacher said that our class should hold a meaningful activity to welcome the New Year. What kind of activities should we have? (Xiao walks back and forth, thinking) (Both of them are thinking ...) Xiao: (Pa! ) yes! (slamming the table) (The person lying on the table is shocked) Big: You are the judge who judges sinners! (Shouting) Mom and Dad: What's wrong? What's wrong! What's going on (Mom and Dad rush out of the kitchen) Size: Nothing! Da: We are discussing what activities to do this New Year. Rita: yes, you thought of it! ? Xiao: I forgot what they did. (lowers his head and lightens his tone) Small: Oh! Mom and Dad, give us some advice! Mom and Dad: This? Let me see. Dad: That's right! You can go to your grandparents' house and run around! Make them happy. (He pours boiling water and takes a big bite) Mom: Yes! You can also show them some programs or teach them to dance. (Take out a plate of fruit from the bowl and put it in front of the big table): Come and eat the fruit. Big shot: That's a good idea. Xiao: Mom and Dad are wonderful! I love you so much! (coquetry hug to mom). Mother: OK! All right! How old are you! You continue to discuss, and we will prepare lunch. Xiao: Yes! (sticking out his tongue) Big: Let's think about what to do! Xiao: Going to grandparents' house is an old-fashioned activity, but it must be done well, which will be very meaningful (clench your fist and make confident moves). Big: Yes! There is a welfare zone around the school, so we will take the elderly in the welfare zone as the object of this activity. Xiao: Hmm! There are many elderly people in the welfare area. What activities should we do? (Thinking ...) Big: Activities? ! (Thinking ...) I wonder if old people can dance tango and yangko? Ah! Speaking of tango, I'm ready (music begins) (stand up vigorously and pull up the tango) Small: Alas! Ah! ..... Why you! Lamian Noodles! Parents: (I don't know when I peeked at the door. The scene at this time surprised them very much! Rushing out of the door) What are you doing? (Shouting) (Music stops) "Bang!" (hands down in shock) "Oh! Oh, my God! " (As soon as the older one let go, the younger one was thrown out and fell to the ground) Mom: "Are you all right!" " "(Speaking of getting up) Xiao: Mom and Dad! We are discussing whether to tango! Dad: Tango! (Eyes bright, lost in fond memories) I thought I danced the tango with your mother when I was chasing her. Dad: "OK! ""(thumb and middle finger rubbing) Music! So I took my mother's hand and danced the tango. I was intoxicated with my father's happiness. How romantic! Size: Suck! It sucks! What is that smell? (Music stops) Mom: Ah! Forget it, forget it, the fire is still there! (Mom and Dad rush to the kitchen) (big and small) Small: Yes, yes, it's probably possible. But you are so vicious! (Mao, the tone is aggravated, and he sits down painfully. ) I'm sorry I'm so excited. Xiao: Are there any other programs? (The pain continues) Xiao: Ah! (One stands up straight and full of energy) Is it necessary to post couplets as the Chinese New Year is coming? Grandpa must be very excited to hold an activity to write Spring Festival couplets. Big: Not bad! Not bad! Write Spring Festival couplets! Now everyone lives a well-off life, and few people write Spring Festival couplets and post them themselves. (patted his forehead) Not stupid! Big: Your waist-it doesn't hurt! Xiao: It doesn't hurt anymore! I'm not finished yet! Grandpa writes Spring Festival couplets, grandma pastes the batter, and we paste Spring Festival couplets. Very happy and harmonious, ok! Let's get started. The more I talked, the more excited I became. I just stood on the chair. ) big: I can also show my perfect calligraphy. Ha! (getting up excitedly) Xiao: Not many people can write good words! Boy! Only you! ? Hmm! Doubt! (Jumping up from his chair) Da: Don't underestimate me. My handwriting is like dragon and phoenix dancing. Shaw: When dancing? I can't read any words, and I can't read better! (turning to the big side) Da: Then wait and see! (Dropping the table) Xiao: Don't jump like a chicken with grandpa! (rightfully) Linda: I won't tell you. Big: and you can make grandparents sing! (As he leaves his position) Big: (Cough clears his throat) (Revolutionary song) Small: Stop! Stop. Don't scare the old man. Big: (I still sing my song) Small: Is there a light stick? Throw it here. (Shouting to the audience) Da: Don't throw it! (All right, all right) Can't I stop singing? (Extremely wronged) Xiao: Think again and think about several schemes. Big: The New Year is a holiday for everyone and a paradise for children. What will these children do without us? (Shouting to the audience) Xiao: Are you a child? Big: I don't want to, I don't want to grow up ... (singing, speaking) Small: I'm so touched. (Helpless) Xiao: Let's have a "hand in hand between grandparents and grandchildren" activity. Big: Hmm! Pull grandpa to play marbles, pull grandma to jump rubber bands, and give grandma and grandpa the feeling of childhood. He: (Song of Childhood) Mom: All right, all right! Stop singing, you're not hungry! Sing again, the worm in your stomach won't agree ... End: (thank you! ) get more script reference/xiaopin/13608.htm.