Find a four-person sketch, short and funny, suitable for middle school students, without props, there is really nothing to edit.

The essay "Interview" is expected to be adopted.

Recruiter: Hello everyone! Happy new year!

In order to welcome the arrival of the new year, this advertising company has invested heavily in hiring new people this year. I heard that River Vocational College is crouching tiger, hidden dragon, and specially sent its younger brother to your treasure land to recruit people.

Cough. . . . . . For our company, the interviewer is required not only to be eloquent, but also to have the talent of performance, gentlemanly manner, humorous speech, elegant (deep breathing) temperament and so on. . . For example: like me!

(Looking at the phone) Well, it's time for the interview.

(Dad and Mamie appear together, coming from both sides)

I will be a successful person. I'll wear Armani in my suit.

M: I wear a Rolex watch.

D: I wear Nike sneakers.

M: I drive a Rolls Royce.

When we met.

M: We all want to dance.

(d) Singing, two people dancing together)

D: "Elephants can sing, monkeys can dance, foxes can somersault, bobcats, pigs and goats, and there is an old sheep in the mountains. When I saw my grandson in a daze, hey. . . Look at me in a daze. . "

D and m: hello, everyone! Happy new year!

Mammy, do you think I am handsome today?

Man: Wow. . . It's so handsome. You are my idol, you know? My admiration for you is like a raging river, boundless, like a raging flood, out of control. . .

D: (picks up the mirror and looks at it) Oh, really? It's so handsome. I ... .

M: (looking at his watch) Oh, it's time for your interview. Let's leave now. . .

Why don't you go?

D: I am intoxicated. . .

By the way, for my success, I will cooperate with you to be my sidekick in the future! I believe with your cooperation, I will be a more handsome man. Ha ha. . .

M: Well, no problem. Leave it to me. . .

(They turn to the interviewer)

D: Sir, here comes your Mr Right.

(raises his hand and looks at D)

Zhao: You, um. . . No . .

D and M: Why?

Tip: (in front of the audience) I hate handsome people. (picks up a comb to comb your hair) So you are not qualified.

Are you kidding? Being handsome is also a crime?

M: Leave it to me!

Very handsome, sir. . . You .

Zhao: Wait, what did you just call me?

Man: Sir!

Hint: Next sentence!

Man: Handsome guy!

Zhao: Well, tell me what's going on. . .

M: As soon as I saw you, I knew you were an unusual person. You are so handsome that Andy Lau is not as good as you. As soon as I saw you, I fell in love with you!

Hint: Oh. . ? What is it like?

M: My admiration for you is like a surging river, boundless, like a raging flood, which is out of control. . .

Hint: (picks up a comb to comb my hair) Mm-hmm, actually, that's what I think.

M: So, because you are so handsome, just give him a chance.

Tip: Haha. . . No problem. . . No problem. . .

Ahem. . . Well, you, come here. . .

Yes, sir! ! !

Recruitment: It is not a simple matter to apply for a job in our advertising company. It takes many tests to prove whether you are the talent we want. . .

D: haha. . . Shakespeare, to be or not to be. This is a problem. Bring it on. . .

Zhao: However, please sign up before then. . . What's your name?

My name is Dad, and my name is Sandy.

Hint: Oh, oh. . . Dad!

Be a good boy. . . . . .

Hint: (striking table) Oh, let me call you dad? You, not qualified. . .

Wait, let me explain. . .

(Take a deep breath) Mom said: When people call you dad, you should say "yes". . . . . .

Zhao: Why didn't my mother say anything?

Poor boy, you look so handsome. Your mother didn't say it wasn't your fault. Don't blame yourself too much. Let's move on.

Hint: Oh. . . Ha ha. . . It seems quite right! What did you just say about me? . ?

Man: Say you are handsome. . .

Hint: Hey. . . There's nothing I can do about being handsome. . .

Go on, what about gender?

How do you think?

Tip: male!

Disgusting! Actually, she is a woman!

(Mi and Zhao both fall)

That's a lie!

Zhao: What about age?

Can you keep a secret for me?

Tip: Of course. . .

D: so can i.

Zhao: (Zhao beats the table) Fire, fire,,,,

Man: (pull D) Handsome boy, handsome boy, calm down, calm down, you will not be handsome if you are angry.

Zhao: (panicking, laughing again) How can I be angry? Handsome guys can't be knocked down!

Ok, joining our advertising company is to advertise for customers. Now let's test your acting skills and see if you are qualified to advertise!

This can't be true, can it?

Tip: Haha. . . Scared, huh?

D: haha. . . Just what I want. Let's go . .

Zhao: We are very creative in advertising, and we are going to use "poetry" to highlight the safety and quality of our products. Now, you can use poetry to make an advertisement for Pepsi. . .

D: Oh, it's too simple. Listen carefully. . .

Zhao: Why don't you start?

Damn it, you haven't said "action".

Action!

D: Hello, audience friends in front of the TV! Whenever I drink Pepsi, I can't help but sing a poem: "The wind is rustling and the water is cool, and the strong man drinks it forever."

Tip: card. . . I told you to emphasize the safety and quality of products, not the insecurity. . .

D: Damn it, you said so!

Tip: forget it, test your other one! It's the Spring Festival now. What kind of advertisements do our advertising companies like to shoot best?

(M comes to my ear and says)

D: good idea! Listen up! Handsome boy, one more move!

Action!

D:(D dances with M) "No gifts, no gifts, just melatonin."

Hint: Well, not bad! Finally, our advertising company often advertises Rejoice Shampoo, but it feels that there is no innovation, like Nicholas Tse's "Rejoice, More Confident", and there is no bright spot at all. So, let's test whether we can give a bright spot now!

D: haha. . . Let's have another action.

Action!

D: (D and M move together) "Be more confident with softness!"

Zhao: Wow, it's like this ... classic!

(to the audience) I can't help but want to give him a thumbs up, but I can't show it!

(Hands down, calm down)

Well, you passed. Did you bring a photo?

D: of course (Pass it to M, and M hands it to Zhao)

Zhao: Come on, we want one-inch photos. Why are you doing this for me?

D: Only in this way can I show my spirit! (waving a suit)

Tip: (to the audience) I can't stand people pretending to be more handsome than me in front of me!

I thought about it for a long time, but I still don't think you can do it. You'd better go

D and m: Then why?

Zhao: Who told you to be more handsome than me? Hmm. . . . . .

D: You. . . . .

Man: (pull D) I'll handle it!

Handsome, how can he be more handsome than you? Look at you! As soon as I saw you, I knew you were an extraordinary person! I admire you very much. . . . . .

Hint: (interrupting M) Needless to say! I know I'm handsome, and I won't remember if you say it again!

D: (running to M) Plan A! (M nods)

Man: Handsome guy, is one enough? (Stuffed in his pocket)

Tip: This handsome guy is honest, don't bribe me with money! Hmm. . . . . .

Man: What about those three? (Stuffed in his pocket)

Tip: I won't be knocked down by money! Insist on not accepting it!

M: How about five o'clock? (Stuffed in his pocket)

Tip: this money is not enough for me to buy toothpicks to pick my teeth!

M: Don't forget. Give me all the money!

Tip: Wait, don't collect it for nothing! Ha ha. . .

I cann't believe you're so sincere How can people stay at a respectful distance from others?

Come to work in our company tomorrow!

D: (Three people get together and move) I am a successful person. I wear Armani in a suit and tie.

M: I have a Rolex watch.

Tip: I drive a Rolls Royce!

(Ding, Mi and Zhao bow together): Thank you!