Help me, who has a lot of brain teasers ................................................................................................................................................................

Help me, who has a lot of brain teasers .................................................................................................................................................................... ! ! 1. Medium rare steak. Why don't you say hello when you meet a medium rare steak on the road?

because they are strangers.

2. What's the use of human nose?

Without a nose, there is no place to live for nose hair and snot

3 What do African cannibals eat?

A: people!

Q: then one day, the chief was ill and the doctor told him to be a vegetarian. what did he eat?

A: a vegetable eater.

5 If there is a car, the driver is a prince and the passenger is a princess, whose car is it?

Answer: If

6. Who gave it to you? ..........

answers: Aha ~ ~

Reason: "Aha, give me a cup of water to forget your feelings ~ ~ ~"

7. What does it mean to cry three times?

555 cigarettes

8. Why do bats often hang upside down?

because of its gastroptosis.

9. It takes 6 hours for a train to arrive from A to B. Now it has been driving for 3 hours. Where should the train be now?

on the track.

3. After breakfast, Ah Di went to the toilet with a big steamed bun. Why is there only half steamed bun left after he came out?

he forgot to bring the toilet paper.

4. Why does everyone say that Xiaomao eats human flesh and doesn't spit bones?

because he ate a dough kneader.

5. Why? Brother never stops when he meets an intersection.

he used to drive a train.

6. under what circumstances, one plus one is definitely not equal to two?

a large glass of water added to a catty of flour will only be equal to a piece of dough.

7. Why do vampires never drink fruit juice or vegetable juice?

afraid of the cross in the juice.

8. The male crab drank because he was afraid of being scolded by his wife. He sprayed cologne on his body and rinsed his mouth before going home, but before he entered the house, his wife waiting at home found him drunk again. Why?

because he walked straight back.

9. Abby is going to take an English test tomorrow. He heard that the Bodhisattva in Foguang Mountain was responsive. He hurried up the mountain to burn incense and worship Buddha, asking the Bodhisattva to bless him to pass the exam successfully tomorrow. As a result, he failed in the English test the next day. Why?

Because the Bodhisattva can't read English, she can't cross it!

1. A man meets 1 lions on his way home. What will he become?

ten piles of lion shit.

11. What should you do when your girlfriend keeps pestering you for the stars in the sky?

Give her a good punch and ask her if she wants the moon

12. Dentist first, or toothache first?

Toothworm

13. Cosmetics make women's faces beautiful, but who's faces are ugly?

the man who pays

14. Jing Wong is a polite man, but when someone knocks at the door, he doesn't invite others in?

He is in the toilet

15. What is the most painful thing for birds?

Can't ascend to heaven after death

16. Wang Jing took 1 yuan to the store to buy things from 75 yuan, but the boss only asked 5 yuan. Why?

He only gave it to his boss, 8 yuan.

17. What kind of person wants more children, the better?

manufacturers of children's products

18. What is the last thing a person should do before he dies?

Take your last breath

19. How big a boat does it take to transport a 5-ton log from upstream to downstream?

float without a boat

2. A full passenger plane fell from the sky, but no one was injured. Why?

All dead

21. Jing Wong, who graduated from junior high school, taught himself high school courses and college courses. What is his education level?

conceited

22. What's the difference between a dragon's son and a dog's son?

One is a prince and the other is a dog

23. What's the difference between a flea and a lion?

have you ever seen fleas on lions?

on January 1st, 2, everyone was doing something very important. Do you remember what it was?

Breathe

25. Who knows best how many stars there are in the sky?

God knows

26. Under what circumstances can two tigers be accommodated in one mountain?

The tiger is in love

27. What do you mean, answer blows with blows?

Tooth extraction and dental implants

28. Jing Wong and Wang Jing died in a secret room with only a pool of water and broken glass on the ground. What was their cause of death?

They are goldfish

29. What foods are produced in the east, south, west and north?

melon

3. Wang Jing is ugly and has no money, but two handsome guys fought to marry her, and they fought to the death. Why?

whoever loses will marry her

31. Why do only female mosquitoes suck blood?

Male mosquitoes have no inconvenient days

32. What can cowards eat to be courageous?

A dog is bold

33. When is the second child the coolest?

The boss is away

34. Why did Guan Gong die so tragically?

A beautiful woman is unlucky

35. Which coin with the same score in 1992 and 1993 is heavier?

more than 93 years "one"

36. In the second race between the tortoise and the rabbit, the rabbit tried its best and still lost. Why?

The destination is at sea

37. What is the last thing you can see in broad daylight?

film

38. What's wobbly? Three changes into five, and five changes again?

fan

39. A fierce cat ran away when it saw a mouse. Why?

chasing

4. Mr. and Mrs. Jing Wong have been married for more than ten years, but they have no children. Why?

multiple births

41. Three people hold an umbrella, and the umbrella is only one person, but none of them get wet. Why?

It didn't rain

42. Jing Wong was twelve when he was in the first grade. Why was he twelve when he was in the third grade?

Only every other day

43. The dog competed with the frog. Why did the dog win?

no breaststroke

44. Wang Jing participated in the 1-person hula hoop competition until the last minute, but was disqualified from the championship. Why?

Too fat, it's stuck

45. What parts does the pen consist of?

bamboo and wool

46. Why do modern people break their promises more and more?

The appearance of the telephone

47. All the friends who work around Jing Wong have gone to sea. Why doesn't he get off?

Afraid of drowning

48. The cruel king told honest Jing Wong to buy one hundred pigs, but Jing Wong only brought back ninety-nine pigs. Why?

don't answer! Please leave a message if you strongly demand to know the answer to this question!

49. There is a horror movie in the cinema, and the audience screams, but Xiaoying in the cinema laughs. Why?

She was watching a comedy in another cinema

5. An eagle was flying in the air, and suddenly it rained, so it fell. Why?

It used its wings to keep out the rain, so it fell down.

51. What can keep people from blinking for the longest time?

Let that person die unsatisfied

52. Apart from saving time and labor than the stairs, what is the biggest advantage of the elevator?

In case of wrestling, it won't roll all the way down

53. Why does the sugar jar crawl ants?

Because the lid was not covered

54. The wolf was so hungry that he saw a lost lamb on the grassland. He jumped over and was about to have a hearty meal. The lamb only said a word to him, and the wolf turned around and left. What did the lamb say?

Lamb pointed to a tiger rubbing its hands in the grass behind him, shaking and telling the Wolf that it … came first!

55. There was a fat man walking with a thin man. The fat man was suddenly hit by a falling high-voltage line, and the fat man died. The thin man didn't touch the fat man or the wire, but he also died. Why?

fried to death

56. Why are Japanese legs shorter?

because there are many earthquakes, the legs are short and the center of gravity is relatively stable!

57. There is a man wearing a helmet with a fan tied underneath, an electric fan and a kettle in his hand, and skates on his feet.

Where is he going?

A mental hospital

58. There was a train moving at a speed of 4 kilometers per hour, and a passenger suddenly opened the door and ran out, but he was not injured at all. Why?

because the passengers opened the doors of two cars and ran out to another car!

59. What's the difference between tragedy and comedy?

A comedy becomes a tragedy when no one watches it.

6. someone has done good deeds all his life, but he was still electrocuted by lightning. How can it happen?

unexpected.

61. Do cats have fleas?

cats only have kittens.

62. Some people say that penguins are hard to see in the Arctic. Why?

there are no penguins in the arctic.

63. What's the matter with sitting in the lobby with a toilet?

corrupt official.

64. Who is keen to spend the money saved by the living on the dead?

dutiful son and grandson.

65. when can people feel that the earth is constantly rotating?

when drunk.

66. Do you know where you can only go and never come back?

the underworld.

67. What valuables will not be lost when the warehouse storing them catches fire?

vault.

68. What is a person's lifelong event?

die.

69. Why does Xiao Cong like reading in a room without lights?

during the day.

7. Do you know any shops that can't recruit "salesmen"?

shroud store.

71. Why doesn't Xinhua Bookstore sell books?

overseas.

72. What do I borrow that I don't need to return?

light.

73. People told Adan that her clothes were unbuttoned, but she didn't care at all. Why?

it's not buckled.

74. Three people walked in the street with an umbrella, but they didn't get wet. Why?

it didn't rain.

75. Why can Lao Zhang brush his teeth and hum at the same time?

brush your dentures.

76. What are the most terrible bugs to eat when eating apples?

half a piece.

77. what will increase by half after being inverted?

6。

78. What belongs to you, but others often use it?

name.

79. Where can you always find happiness?

dictionary.

8. what is the biggest difficulty of "grinding iron pestle into needle"?

eye of a needle.

81 what is the higher the selling price, the easier it is to get a deal?

waste products.

82. What is the bigger ball?

cactus.

83. Dad is filling the thermos bottle, and Mom is washing clothes. What does Xiao Cong want to do at this time?

urinate.

84. Do you use chopsticks or spoons when eating?

mouth.

85. What keeps rising but doesn't fall?

age.

86. What gets more stolen after washing?

clay figurine.

87. Xiao Cong fried a pot of red beans and soybeans, and then poured the beans on the plate. How to make the red beans and soybeans occupy one side of the plate respectively?

one each.

88. What "electricity" doesn't power people?

congratulations.

89. What is the closest animal to humans?

lice.

9. There are several holes in the newly bought sweater. Why?

how can I wear it without a hole?

91. What can walk day and night without feet?

Clock

92. What runs around the house with only one foot?

broom.

93. What dances just after it dies?

fallen leaves.

94 what can carry a hundred bales of hay but not a grain of sand?

river water.

95. What makes a noise without a mouth, travels all over the world without feet, hurts people without hands, and passes before it appears?

wind.

96. What is white in the mouth and yellow in the soil?

rice.

97. What has countless leaves but no roots?

books.

98. What runs day and night without leaving its bed?

river water.

99. What can be used only after it is broken?

eggs.

1. What's broken and everyone applauds it?

world record.

11. What can be destroyed without touching?

promise.

12. Why does the wedding ring symbolize eternity?

it has no head and no tail.

13. What is the most unsociable thing in the world?

milestone. They never stand together.

14. what question do you have to answer "yes"?

"how do you spell y-e-s?"

15. Pandas are from China and koalas are from Australia. Where are the wild wolves?

Motorcycle shops all over the country

16. Why do some people have three hands?

pickpocket

17. The sharper the knife, the worse it will not hurt others, but will make you suffer?

skates

18. Why is there a typhoon in summer?

Because it hibernates in winter

19. Why did dinosaurs die?

Because it's called "the dragon that will be extinct"

11. Why is the giraffe's neck so long?

because its head is so high, it needs to be connected with such a long neck.

111. which part of the earth's surface can never shine the sun?

all, because the earth can't shine, so it can't shine on the sun.

112. Why don't the police take an umbrella when it rains?

if you are not afraid of bullets, are you still afraid of getting caught in the rain?

113. Two owls are chatting. One of them claims that it can go out during the day without wearing sunglasses. Why?

Because it was a blind owl

114. A bird accidentally flew into Kiss disco and suddenly fell down. What happened?

The volume was too loud. It covered its ears with its wings, so it fell.

115. Why does a paper plane cost 1 million yuan?

Because that paper is a check for 1 million yuan

116. A Guo, a recruit: "Report to the monitor! There is a fly in my soybean milk. " Why didn't the monitor

tell him

that it's okay to drink?

Because the spider in the steamed bread will get rid of the fly.

117. Someone has high blood pressure. The doctor said that as long as he doesn't eat too salty, he will be fine, but he decided to move. Why?

because his family lives in the salt water area.

118. Ben's report card won't be released until Monday. Why was he beaten by his father on Sunday night just for the sake of his grades?

his father