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Sketch northeast Korean laugh over the whole script
Fool application
Screenwriter: Wang
Characters:
Idiot: red Chinese-style chest covering, flower underpants and red hat.
Candidate male:
Female candidate a: (but disguised as a woman)
Female candidate b: (but male cross-dressing)
Interviewer: Female, skirt, high heels, big breasts (male can be reversed).
Props: five tables and chairs, posters (recruitment)
Admission:
The interviewer put it on the folder.
Interviewer: Now in our company, there are four kinds of idiots! First, I got paid; Second, I grabbed the red envelope with my mobile phone; Third, I always giggle at za X; Fourth, don't clap your hands or scream when you see the career line (shake your ass and shake your chest); And,,,, (pointing to the audience) more silly applause.
The interviewer twisted the poster towards the audience, which read (Recruitment in XX Company), and sat down to sort out the information.
The male candidate and two female candidates took the stage.
Applicant: Hello, colleagues!
Candidate A: Welcome guidance!
Candidate B: No matter whether the program is good or not!
Fool on stage (squinting and twisting his mouth, walking like a hemiplegia): Don't run! ,,,, What are you laughing at? Haven't you seen small fresh meat? (Turn around and write "Low key" on the back of your ass)
Candidate male (curious): Fool! How did you become like this? There is only one pair of underwear left.
Fool: Ah! Yes! I went to Qingdao and came back like this!
Candidate: Did you eat shrimp?
Fool: Ah! After I finished eating prawns, I helped another aunt who fell! And there's only one pair of underwear left!
Interviewee: Oh! No wonder! Local tyrants! Dare to eat prawns in Qingdao and help uncles and aunts! Money is willful!
The fool turned and twisted his ass, which read "low key"
Female examinee A pulls male examinee aside and says, Hey! I don't understand. Let's apply. Why did you call that fool? He is stupid.
Interviewee: You don't understand this, do you? Isn't it smart to call a fool? Don't we have cushions?
Applicant: Hey! Yes! ,,, or you are smart!
Candidate: Of course! ,,,, idiot, come on! See you later, examiner! Be sure to call it "Goddess"
Fool: You won't cheat me this time, will you?
Female job seeker b: oh, my god! I won't lie to you this time! Let's go, apply!
Fool: All right!
Candidate male (bow): Hello, examiner! We are here to apply!
Examiner: Oh! Come in and sit down!
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