Interesting remarks

Spanking in the water - overestimation (describing the inability to estimate the seriousness of the matter)

Cat crying over mice - fake compassion!

The slate in the mao private head - smelly and hard. (Describing a person's stubborn character)

Mao privately drives a warship - marching forward bravely.

Fetching water from 15 buckets - seven up and eight down

A blind man beats a woman - he loses her hand

A rat pulls a wheel from his waist - up Liao Cao Mao's heart (describing one's determination to do something)

Huai'er's mother-in-law crosses the single-plank bridge - quite "er" takes risks.

A dog bites a mouse - nosy

A dog chases a motorcycle - it does not understand science.

Police in the Pacific - be lenient.

The cat scratches the glutinous rice cake—it can’t take off its claws! (It means you can't take it off your hands)

There are glutinous rice balls in the teapot - there is something in it that can't be poured out.

Pockets in mid-air - pretending to be windy (crazy)! (It means pretending to be stupid)

Put a gun on your waist - pretend to be a hunter!

Yellow mud rolls around the crotch - not death (shit), but also death (shit)

Suning millet at the head of Yueyueba - owed the sun (meaning owed discipline, owed a beating)

The urine bucket makes waves - making p wind (describing a person who is unreasonable and troublesome)

Zhu Bajie looks in the mirror - he is not a human inside and outside

The rat crawls on the hook - Self-proclaimed (love to boast about oneself)

Missing teeth and biting lice means getting old. (It means a coincidence)

A blind man eats glutinous rice balls - he knows it well.

Farting in bed - swallowing it all

Mouse falling into a water vat - fashionable (wet fur)

My nephew lighting a lantern - as usual (uncle)

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Making a rolling pin into a fire cone - no clue.

Take off your pants and fart - unnecessary

Women wear bodybuilding pants - they belong to whichever family they belong to.

Eat rice dumplings and say hello - your mouth is full of yellow

Soda powder will make you lose your head - work hard (the faeces will be painted on the wall)

Peas will roll your butt - —Meet Yuan (destiny) (meaning a coincidence)

Mao private head flashlight - looking for shit (death)

Barber shakes his pocket - hair loss (describes a person's hair) It means being impulsive and wanting to fight when things happen)

Raking up red sweet potatoes and sticking them in the fart - dumping a lump in the mouth (often describes a businessman who has lost money and is unlucky)

Old African man Children jump high - scary!

Take off your pants and fight a tiger - shameless and lifeless (describing a person's shamelessness)

Smoke coming out of the crotch - the crotch (dang) burns (ran)

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A dumb man eats yellow lotus - he cannot express his suffering

An eagle is full - he has eaten too much penis (describing a person who is nosy)

< p> Entering the hospital - treating the feet (consciously)

Girls' dormitory is wet - picking up girls

The Jade Emperor's urination - revealing the secret (chicken)

The meat bun beats the dog - there is no return

The old sow is over the threshold - only caring about the belly

The rat is the bellows - suffers from both ends! Humorous advertising slogans

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Porcelain advertising: A French porcelain manufacturer responded to the fact that some couples smashed dishes and dishes because of quarrels over trivial matters. In an advertisement to promote the product, a French porcelain manufacturer ingeniously declared: "For the sake of the harmony of your family, smash it as hard as you can! Cut it!" Don't lose big because of small things.

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Restaurant advertisement: “Please come here to dine, otherwise you and I will both starve!” "

Parrot advertisement: A store in France hung an advertisement next to the price tag of a parrot cage for sale with a price tag of 500 francs: "If you don't believe it, ask it to see if it is worth 500 francs? "

Perfume advertisement: A French perfume manufacturing company's advertising slogan to promote a new product: "Our new product is very easy to attract the opposite sex, so a self-defense textbook is included with the bottle. ”

Glue advertisement: A tourist store in Hong Kong is promoting a “strong all-purpose glue” that can be used to stick a gold coin worth a thousand dollars to the wall. The slogan of the advertisement is: “Who can use his fingers?” Peel it off and the gold coin will be his. ”

Travel advertisement: A billboard of a Swiss travel company reads: “Go to the Alps soon, or these mountains will be gone in six thousand years.” A Dutch travel agency published such an advertisement : “Please fly to the North Pole for your honeymoon! The local night is 24 hours long. "

Reward advertisement: The advertisement for the German "Mercedes-Benz" car is: If anyone can find that the "Mercedes-Benz" car is suddenly forced to break down, our company is willing to donate 10,000 yuan.

Coffin Advertisement: “God recommends products. "

Warning advertisement: There is such an advertisement at the entrance of an unmanned subway station in London, England: "If you ride without a ticket, we guarantee to get you off to the final destination - London Sheriff's Yard - for free.

Beauty salon advertisement: A beauty salon in the United States hung a billboard: "Please do not flirt with the woman who just walked out of this hospital. She may be your grandmother."

Enrollment advertisement: An enrollment advertisement for a French learning class in Italy said: "If you find that you don't like the course after listening to the class, you can ask for a refund of your fee, but you must say it in French."

Cosmetics Advertisement : The advertisement of a Hong Kong cosmetics company is: "Get rid of 'spots' as soon as possible, and don't leave 'pimples'."

Eye drops advertisement: "...after dropping this eye drop, turn your eyes a few times, Can make eye drops spread all over the world."

Advertisement on a tombstone: There is a tombstone in Scotland with the following inscription: "Here lies Hemisy? His grieving wife inherited him. A prosperous business - a vegetable store, the store is next to Highway 11, open until 8 pm every day."

Barber shop advertisement: There is this message on the wall of a barber shop. An advertisement: "Don't think that you have lost your hair, think that you have gained face." A British village barber shop erected a wooden sign at the end of the bridge, which read: "Gentlemen, I want your heads."

Recruitment advertisement: An American newspaper published an advertisement like this: "Recruiting female secretary: looks like a young girl, thinks like an adult man, behaves like a mature lady, and works like a donkey!"

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Complete collection of Xiehouyu and answers 1. A big girl is happy to give birth to her first child

2. A chicken wears a coat and a dog wears one A beast in hats and clothes

3. Having paid off the rent and living there

4. It is strange for the sun to flow backwards in the Western Mountains

5. Shooting a tiger from across the mountain depends on everything Hard Bow (Gong)

6. Mole crickets eat crops and move underground

7. Turtles carry watermelons rolling and crawling

8. Soaked in bitter water apricot kernel bitter kernel (human)

9. The old fat pig went to the slaughterhouse to be knifed

10. The papaya did not remember the pain after being knifed

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12. A duck is far from driving a camel; it is far behind

13. Holding a book and riding a donkey Let's see

14. The police dog's nose is really sharp (treacherous)

15. Brushing teeth with an iron fork to find the residue (cha)

16. In July Lotus flowers are in season

17. Two cows fighting hard to beat

18. Actors appear on stage

19. Pointing to scalpers means they are lying; deceiving themselves and others

20. Glass socks and glass shoes (open feet)

21. The grass roots on the mountain are hard

22. Donkey heads and horse-faced street goods

23. The stone in the back mountain will not enlighten you

24. Tell the story with a crooked mouth

25. Use the mourning hall to cry because you have other sad things

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27. The body is covered with sores and the skin is left intact

28. "One Hundred Surnames" lacks the second surname and lacks money

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29. The sound of thunder on a sunny day shook the earth

30. The woodpecker’s beak is very powerful at chiseling wood

31. The stone falls into the water more and more violently as it goes down

32. Grass The dew on the tip does not last long; it cannot be retained

33. The boss, the lazy man, and the second child are industrious and incessant

34. The stone lion pours rice soup without dripping water

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36. The big clock hangs from his hair at a critical moment

37. Scabies grows on people’s heads

38. The tin can hits the glass The bottle has a mouth but no heart, and it makes a sound in vain

39. Driving a carriage without a whip and just slapping the horse on the butt

40. A hungry dog ??fell into a pit and had a full meal; just in time

41 , Those who are angry at the tip of a knife will not live long; they will not live long

42. The Dragon King joins in the fun and the water rises

43. Guanyin Bodhisattva rides in a sedan chair and is lifted by everyone

44. A dog bites his butt and gnaws his butt (definitely); bites his butt in one bite (definitely)

45. A group of fish hanging on a branch has four legs and no support

46. A carp jumps over the dragon's gate to try for luck. Worth a hundred times as much

47. The fish in the sea has experienced many storms

48. The elevator failed and was in a dilemma; it was a dilemma

49. A weasel has more offspring than a mouse

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50. The weasel worships the moon and plays tricks

51. The rat knows its way to the pot

52. The mutton eaten into the wolf's mouth cannot be spit out

53 , Two pockmarks have a lot of wedding ideas

54. The nose is so big that it is difficult to open the mouth; it is difficult to open the mouth: it is difficult to open the mouth

55. Stuttering Coptis chinensis is a pain in the heart

56. I don’t know what Wu Dalang is playing with ducks

57. Prepare early for making cotton-padded jackets in June

58. Turn on the radio and listen to the opera, you can’t hear the sound; you can’t hear the people.

59. Looking forward to the absence of the moon on thirty nights

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A complete collection of allegorical sayings and answers 2 60. Beggars wandering the streets

61. The guards on the towers keep their hands high

62. In the twelfth lunar month The plum blossoms are proud of the frost and fight against the snow

63. It is difficult to support the sorghum stalks as pillars

64. Seeing wheat called leeks, the grains are indistinguishable

65. Wet willow Making a crooked bridge

66. Eating magpie eggs and having fun

67. The kite fell on the thorn fence and got tangled in the thorn forest; it got entangled

68 , Bamboo grows branches outside the knots

69. The world is as black as a crow

70. The night joy of bats

71. The waves in the sea are magnificent

72. It’s hard to catch a chicken on the ridge of a house

73. It’s hard to touch a tiger’s butt

74. Zhuge Liang used the empty city as a last resort

75. East The yellow sand in the ocean cannot withstand the grinding waves

76. It is shameful and obscene to drink porridge as a toothless old man

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78. Walking with a mirror on your back, you are not afraid of being laughed at by future generations

79. A castrated rooster does not crow (mention)

80. A crow pretending to be a peacock is neither fish nor fowl

81. A master who stretched out his hand in the airplane cabin

82. The antique furnishings in the hall

83. Singing and singing folk songs in any mountain

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84. Emperor Guangxu under Cixi had positions but no power

85. He only had light food and tea all day long and was not popular

86. Mr. Nan Guo could not pretend to be good at playing the Yu;

87. Buy a speaker with airtight solid eyes

88. When the Lord of Hell looks in the mirror, he looks like a ghost; a ghostly look

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90. The big ship is leaking, there is no way out; there is no way out; once gone, there is no return

91. Looking at the street from the crack in the door is narrow-minded

92. Love to buy red and green paint and be greedy

93. The long-tailed scorpion is full of poisonous water

94. The two people on the stage sing a harmony

95. Lick the bowl while eating and show your poverty; stingy Ghost

96. The boatman can rent a boat for a trip to the West Lake

97. It is not easy to catch the mountain bungee with bare hands

98. In the department store Picky and picky in buying and selling

99. Ducks like to have their butts curled up: sleek; round and slippery

Complete collection of postscripts and answers 3 100. Copying the old tricks

101 , Holding dry firewood to put out the fire is not helpful

102. I am not good at writing

103. The glass lantern is bright inside and outside

104. I screamed when I saw the Queen Mother Gu Pan Gaoqin

105. Zhuge Liang is hiding in the corner of the door; plotting secretly

106. The house bird turns into a phoenix and becomes more and more beautiful

107. The leaves fall off Come down and cover your head to be too careful; be too careful

108. The rivets on the iron plate did not run away

109. Wheat straw to pack pillows and straw bags

110. Look at the turtle laughing Don’t see your own ugliness

111. The pines and cypresses on the mountains are evergreen all year round

112. The dragon’s body is hidden in the grass and the farmers produce talents

113. The camel walks with a high head. ; Step by step

114. The belly of the water chestnut is real

115. Sorghum grows in the millet field; stand out

116. The tire of the bicycle collapses Angry; frustrated

117. Lost my way in the virgin forest and can’t tell the difference between east, west, north and south

118. Step by step on the stair steps

119. Jumping into the Yellow River with your eyes open and desperate

120. The ax under the bed is too strong to be used

121. It is difficult to identify the goods when choosing a watermelon.

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122. A mad dog eats the sun and does not know how high the sky is.

123. Eats dates and swallows them whole without spitting out the seeds

124. Sandalwood is used as toilet material.

125. Lou A Shu asks for divination and feels guilty as a thief

126. The sheep screams like a wolf and bleats (slowly)

127. The foundation of the cobblestone wall is unstable; Unstable; unstable foundation; weak foundation

128. A diamond scratches the tofu deeply

129. Cao Cao employs people based on their ability

130. A filial son eats tofu Both inside and outside are white

131. Lu Ban frowns in a unique way

132. The giant salamander climbs the tree and looks left and right, but it doesn’t look like it is coming in.

133. In a dream Tunxiang is ambitious; too ambitious

134. The Stove Lord went to heaven to tell the truth

135. Roses have many thorns

136. Dog’s mouth Throw the bones to satisfy the enemy

137. The toad wants to eat swan meat and has a wishful thinking; whimsical

138. The pot lid is used as a bellows and suffers from heat and coldness

139. The red-eyed mouse crawls out of the oil basin to eat

140. The radish is about to freeze (move) when it hits the thirty-nine days

141. The urgently needed stamp cannot be delayed

142. Eyes on fire and red eyes

143. The patient is hopeless in a coffin

144. A grasshopper tied to a thread cannot escape

145. Pacific Ocean Moving is a huge undertaking

146. Putting a bridle on a horse and putting it on a cow is a mechanical move

147. Even if the duck dies, there will still be a goose to support it

148. Nanshan leopard, Beihai dragon ruthless Very cruel, very fierce

149. The fat pig on the killing bench will not survive long; it will die in front of your eyes

150. The cow calf coquettishly butts and butts, funny sayings_classic sayings

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Complete collection of idioms and answers 1. The doctor shakes his head - there is no cure

2. Killing the chicken and cutting the gallbladder - asking for trouble

3. Seeing a cat pretending to be a tiger - making a big fuss

4. Swallowing an apricot in the mouth - feeling sad

5. Donkey chewing on a stone mill ——Tough talk

6. Kuixing hanging on the wall——Ghost talk (painting)

7. Shadow on the water——Qing Gao

8. Sandalwood fire tube ——No way to pass even if you die

9. The bride covers her head - no face is given

10. The goose head is placed on the duck's neck - not decent

11. A greedy cat eats a mouse - devouring it alive

12. The Jade Emperor married a landlady - earth-shattering

13. Embroidery on glass - wasted effort; wasted effort; wasted effort

14. Those who grew up eating Coptis chinensis - Kuren'er

15. Eels fighting loaches - slippery versus slippery

16. Two widows shed tears - don't say anything We all know

17. Riding a horse up the Tianshan Mountains - Looking back to see the high and lows

18. My heart is filled with numbness - a mess

19. Confucius's articles - That's true

20. A chicken and a fly egg - double loss; all in vain

21. The old cow fell into a deep quagmire - unable to extricate itself

22. Light up the partition wall - No one takes advantage of anyone else

23. Promotional car show - singing and dancing

24. Tigress and local snake - untouchable

25. Yama A ghost climbs the king's ladder

26. Talking on the stage - not doing the real thing

27. Hammer hitting the anvil - head-on confrontation

28. The wrong doorkeeper - turning his back )

29. The rich man’s dog - recognizes wealth but not poverty

30. Eyes on the top of the head - arrogant; acts as if no one else is around

31. Abacus Beads - pluck it, move it; don't pluck it, it won't move; let others fiddle with it

32. If you are too impatient to eat hot tofu - you need to cool it down

33. Take the scale beam Forgot to weigh the weight - not knowing the importance

34. Put the gold basin into the mercury basin - Yuanliang (forgive)

35. The little sun in the family - the only child

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37. Eggs teach hens a lesson - how unreasonable

38. When a camel dies, it becomes a donkey - not enough

39. A chicken coop with pebbles - bastard

40. The scholar's room - full of books (lose)

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42. Monkey face - change as you say

43. Pebbles fell into the toilet - smelly and hard

44. Write love letters on behalf of others - - Not what I mean

45. Grass grows in the sky above the clouds - unprecedented

46. Old sow urinating in the pit - it's your own fault

47. Swallow's tail ——Split (something diverges or deviates); two strands

48. The toad wants to fly - not from heaven

49. Worshiping the heaven and earth on the stage - a moment of pleasure

50. A peeled sorghum stalk becomes a bachelor

51. The crow sings the thrush tune - something doesn't sound right

52. A clever lie - - Fortune-telling

53. Two hundred coins for a pair of Ulas - a cheap man (shameless)

54. Stars in the sky and feet on the ground - countless (Bai people)

55. Fishing nets to catch shrimps - Bai Zhangluo

56. Goose swallows chicken head - stuck

57. Camel neck and crane legs - each has its own strengths

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58. Catching sparrows in the middle of the night - digging out the nest

59. Drinking cold water in winter - cooling the heart

Complete collection of postscripts and answers 2 60. Rotten persimmons Falling to the ground - softened into a puddle

61. Pouring manure on cabbage leaves - not a single piece was clean

62. Taking photos in the fog - unknown route

63 , Meet the opponent in chess - equally matched

64. The chair has its back bent - no headrest

65. The mouse steals the weight - steals the iron (inverted stick)

66. The horses are released in Nanshan, the swords and guns are stored in the warehouse - the world is peaceful

67. The train leaves the platform - go upright, go straight; the more you run, the happier you are

68. Shirt The third button on the top - sticking to the skin but not caring

69. Change twice in one day and one night - change in the morning and evening

70. Carrying Coptis chinensis on the back - back (sadness) Bitter

71. Tofu ears - love to listen to slanders

72. Osprey catches fish - all with one mouth

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74. Punching on the tip of a knife - untenable

75. Buying a ticket before the boat leaves - missing the opportunity

76. The cat guards the mouse hole - - remain calm; wait until death

77. Good rain comes after a long drought - timely; joyful; just the right time

78. Lost the mill at home - did not push it

79. Crock pots and adobe bags - goods to wear

80. Lawsuits in court - each has his own opinion

81. Confucius Wearing a sword - civilized and military

82. The Yellow River has no control over the Yangtze River - everyone cares about their own affairs

83. Boiling water in glass bottles - three minutes of heat

84. Parasites in the stomach - know the inside story

85. Planting sugar cane in the melon field - sweet from the head to the soles of the feet

86. Cover it with one hand Face - being alone

87. Climbing dangerous peaks at night - regardless of life and death

88. Planting does not grow seedlings - bad seeds

89. Turning the stool over - - All fours in the air

90. Night owl announces good news - bad reputation; no problem

91. Clouds in June - unpredictable

92. The sun rises from the bottom of the well - Shenqing (love)

93. Jia Dao enters the monk's door - deliberation

94. The clerk in the salt factory - meddles in salty (nosy) affairs

95. Everyone sings the same tune - with the same voice

96. Mi sieve blocks the door - many minds; many minds

97. Front foot Not separated from the hind legs - tightly connected

98. The sheepherder collects firewood - carry along with him

99. The bat has chicken feathers on its body - what kind of bird are you

A postscript Encyclopedia and Answer 3 100. People who are night owls - poor cry

101. Shaking their heads and eating plums - a sour look

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103. Wooden glasses - you can’t see through

104. Eating fried cakes in the toilet - you have to open your mouth

105. Words that are too big, A big grid - out of place

106. Picking melons from the melon patch - so dizzy

107. Sticking a rolling pin into a henhouse - making trouble

111. Let’s take a rest and talk again - a postscript

112. Fetching water from a bamboo basket - the field is empty

113. Carrots and vegetables - everyone has their own preference

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114. Football players - no hands (guarding)

115. The temper of Tai Chi - soft yet strong

116. The bell next door - listen When the name was heard, no one was seen

117. The tide of the Qiantang River - bullish

118. The Jade Emperor's somersault - everything turned upside down

119 , Magpies fell on the trees, crows flew all over the mountains - good or bad luck is uncertain

120. Two bitter melons and one vine - bitter together

121. The actor's face - want to Cry if you cry, laugh if you want to laugh

122. The rolling pin rises to the sky and slanders the sky (flying stick)

123. Thinking of ideas after eating leftovers - a bad idea

124. Dropping a bomb in a public toilet - arousing public excrement (anger)

125. Picking a target - sarcasm

126. Riding a horse on a single-plank bridge - Can't look back

127. Cut a silkworm cocoon and stick it to your eyes - your eyes are full of silk (private)

128. The hair on the human body - countless

129. The watermelon falls to the ground - the melon is overripe

130. The leech's body is a soft bone

131. The wild cat enters the house - comes for everything

132 , Drink raw water, take stolen money - sooner or later you will be sick

133. Remove the lid of the pot when the rice is cooked - get angry

134. Traveling in space in a dream - daydreams (Feifei)

135. Shadows of people walking - never leaving each other

136. Pictures of ladies engraved on the hair - meticulously

137. Walking to the edge of the cliff at dusk ——Higurashi Tuqiong

138. A boiled duck—the mouth is still tough

139. Movies on the train—we’ll see

140. On the shoulder Carrying the big beam—the pressure frame (can’t bear it) <

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141. Sores on the ten fingers - poisonous hands

142. The little mouse wears glasses - no nose bone

143. The Stove Lord reaches out - holds the candy steadily Melon

144. A fly flies into a cow's eye - looking for tears (tired) to eat

145. Selling medicine in a gourd - no idea

146. The rooster crows into the microphone - the crowing (name) is not low

147. Carrying the millstone across the river - thankless task

148. The mouse crawls on the incense burner - bump A gray nose

149. Pangu’s ax - splitting the sky and splitting the earth

150. Being an emperor in a dream - happiness will not last long