Funny jokes about company applications

The funny jokes about the company's job application are as follows:

I applied for a job today and got to the manager level. The manager looked at my resume for a long time and said quietly: "I know your dad!" I was overjoyed that it had something to do with it! Then he added, "That's the one who beat me every day in school." I felt like turning away, but he then sighed and said, "Come to work tomorrow!" Do you think I should go or not?

Early in the morning, my dad told me that there were a lot of rabbits in the traps set up in the back mountain and asked me to pull the cart to pick them up. I happily pulled the cart and followed my dad! Here we are. Then I found that there was not a rabbit. I looked at my dad suspiciously. My dad scratched his head and said: I saw one in the morning! Maybe it was rescued by the big rabbit. It seems that you are here, so you can’t be idle. When the car goes back, help me cut a load of firewood and go back!

A certain history buff woke up and found that he was galloping with twenty-eight cavalrymen. He was tall and powerful, and looked at his clothes. , should be a general, his heart is extremely excited, and he is about to flex his muscles and compete in the world. The attendant reported: General, Wujiang has arrived.

I was in charge of recruitment in the company today, and a couple came to apply. They said they wanted to work as security guards and cleaners. I hurriedly got the information and asked them to fill it out. When they finished filling it out, I was dumbfounded. The man said he would do it at home. He is a sanitation worker, so he wants to be a housekeeper. The woman is brave and strong, so she wants to be a security guard!