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>The Singaporean say slowly "There is a lot of Bangladeshi in my country ".

Everybody kept quiet and stayed away from the Singaporean.

Four friends one day, one American , a private helicopter headed to Italy, Singapore, and the Bay of Bengal. After driving for about an hour, the American purchased his cigarettes (Dunhill), lit them up, and started smoking. After two schools, he threw the remaining cigarettes. The remaining three people were surprised and asked: "Why are you "Didn't you finish cleaning the cigarettes before throwing them"? He replied arrogantly "There are a lot of cigarettes in our country". Half an hour later, Italy took a bottle of branded perfume, used it against him and threw the rest out the window. The other three asked curiously: "Why did you throw away the perfume"? . . Italy also replied: "There are a lot of perfume in our country" Singapore and not knowing what to do suddenly, Meng pushed out of the helicopter. The other two people shouted crazily: "Why did you push him!!!" !!!?". Singapore slowly said: "There are many Bangladeshis in our country". Everyone was calm and alienated from Singapore. Topic: A gas station A gas station is trying to increase sales, putting up signs etc. The boss says: "Free sex is filled" Coming soon The local guy pulls, fills his tank and then asks for his sexual freedom. The owner tells him to pick! October 1 to 10 items. If he guesses correctly he will get his sex for free. The guy then guesses By eight, the boss said: "You are close. Number of people is 7. Sorry, no sex at this time." A week later, the same guy, along with a friend, came up and filled in. He again asked for his free sex The shopkeeper again sent him the same story and asked him to guess the correct number of people. The guy guessed 2 times. Again, the boss said: "Sorry, it was 3. You are close, but there is no free sex this time." Since The guy they were driving away from, according to his friend, "I think the game controls and he's not really giving it away" have nothing to do with it. His friend said: "It's not for nothing, ma'am -- Jianguo won twice last week!!" 1 story Ah Chi asked the clerk: Hmm, Chi, they are so beautiful that they are stocked to the knees, Boh? Ah Chi replied: Lu Xuan! The stockings are worn to 'Yao' (waist) and only when they stand up, they reach 'Dongdong' (breasts). Story 2 Ah Beng VTI recently bought a Honda and Ah Lian drove to the place, but her performance. Ah Beng was bragging about all the features of the new car to his girlfriend. "This is ah, so fast even the debut of the car can't be captured." ! "Oh! Really! ! LaH molecules are stable!" Lian said. "Hey, this is an automatic, 63% easy to drive"! Like this Lian said: "Let me try! I'm lucky! I'm lucky!" "Well, Lian took the driver's seat, turned the gears, and turned on the accelerator. After a while, the car rushed back and hit the lamppost. "Alamak! What is the United States doing? Wu Xuanbojiao! LaH element Wu Jian! Hua Pingliang um! " Screaming. "Solee, solee, discharge LaH molecules into the subarachnoid space! There are no LaH molecules, I *** plan to congratulate, "residential" racing acid anhydride! "*The story of Titanic being sunk 3. Is there enough? of the lifeboat. So the captain had persuaded the male passengers to jump into the icy waters to make love for the girls. He said to the British. "You have to be like" and they jumped. The Americans said to him: "You can be a hero" and they obeyed. The Germans To him he said: "Its rule" and they obeyed. To Japan, he said: "Its consciousness." They were obliged. Then they came to Singapore and just piled on until he came up with an appeal: " "Free life jackets, those jumps" In the story Recruit 43, the Malay and Indian army supply bases are collecting underwear. The Sheriff is there to provide material assistance. Sheriff: I'm so happy! Underwear, how much do you want? Beng: (Think about it for a while )7sasen(sheriff)! Sheriff: (confused) Why are there so many? Ah Beng: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. One a day. Sheriff: (Recruitment in Malay) Pad oh ! How much underwear? Mat: (without hesitation) 6sargen! Sheriff: (curious) How six? Mat: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Saturday and Sunday. I wear a sarong on Friday.

. Sheriff: (Recruitment in India) Tan. How much are the underwear? Tan: (Very confidently) 12sarjen! ! ! Sheriff: (Shocked and almost fell to the ground) Why do you need so much money? Tan: January, February, March:: one month. Story 5 One day a group of bengs walked into a nightclub and wanted to play the role of host for a song "A Cheng buey reverse osmosis titanium" (Hokkien means Acheng buys bread). The station The host told them they could only play English songs and told them to choose another song again. The bengs were very angry and made a fuss, claiming that the host was insulting them. The manager had to intervene to calm them down. Finally, after a long conversation with bengs, the manager found out that this request was for bengs song: "Chain Melody" by the Righteous Brothers. Story 6 One day two bengs got into the elevator from the 20th floor and wanted to go deep underground. They watched While talking on the phone, the number that could be seen dropped to more than 220. Then there was a G as they were not English-speaking, and they were confused about their academic qualifications and did not know what political information meant. One of them suddenly shouted excitedly, it is not easy to be a reporter. G Another one is underground. Even with this first impression, Ah Lian asked: "Hua low!!!, you know how?" The first Ah Lian replied with smugness: "For politics gero anhydride..LaH molecules are easy::" Story of Seven Saints Singh ( Remember him?) Having just graduated from law school and decided to apply for the most prestigious "Lee & Lee Law Firm" during the interview, Li Qi looked at Saint Singh's recovery, thought for a while, and said: "Okay, I I need your discussion and application... Mrs." and got up to discuss the application of Sheng and his wife. Li Qi's wife said: "C'mon, don't you know that we only hire lawyers based on the last name and "Li"? Of course we can't Hire Saint Singh! " Such bad news told Li Qi that Saint Singh rejected him. A few days later, he returned to Saint Singh's same company and asked for another interview. Li Qi said, 'Look at Santa Claus, I have told You guys, we just rent..." Saint Singh interrupted him and said: "I know, I know. I just gave my name." Li Gui looked at Saint Singh and asked in surprise: "What do you have? New name?" To this, Saint Singh replied: 'Li, surname, Manga!' (Manjali) ---------------------- ----- ---- Topic: A Gas Station A gas station is trying to increase sales, whereby the owner posts a sign, "Free Sex Filled Up" about to pull in a local guy, fill his tank, and then solicit his free sex The owner told him to pick! October 1 to 10 items. If he guessed correctly, he would get its gender for free. The guy guessed eight and the owner said: "You are close. The number is 7. Sorry , there is no sex at this time. " A week later, the same guy, along with a friend, came up to fill in. He again asked for his free sex. The owner again sent him the same story and asked him to guess the correct number of people . The guy guessed 2 times. Again, the boss said: "Sorry, it's 3. You're close, but there's no free sex this time." As they were driven away the guy reportedly said to his friend, "I think the game controls and He didn't really give "Wu She" for free. His friend said: "It's not for nothing, ma'am - Jianguo won twice last week!!" ----------------- ---------- --- One day, four friends, an American, an Italian, and a Singaporean, traveled by private helicopter near the Bay of Bengal. After driving for about an hour, the Americans purchased their cigarettes (Dunhill ) lit it up and started smoking. After two schools he threw the remaining cigarettes. The other three asked in surprise: "Why didn't you finish cleaning the cigarettes before throwing them"? He replied arrogantly "There are a lot of cigarettes in our country". Half an hour later, Italy took He picked up a bottle of branded perfume, used it against him and threw the rest out the window. The other three asked curiously: "Why did you throw away the perfume?" . . The Italian also replied: "There are many perfumes in our country" and Singapore did not know how. It was so sudden that Meng pushed out of the helicopter. The other two people shouted crazily: "Why did you push him!!!!!!?". Singapore slowly said: "There are many Bangladeshis in our country". Everyone was calm and alienated from Singapore. < /p>

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Four friends a day, one American and one Italian

Singapore, Singapore and Bangladesh travel in a private helicopter. After about an hour of travel, America took off his cigarette (Dunhill) glowed with it and began smoking after two sips, as he tossed the balance of the cigarette. The other three men marveled and asked, "Why didn't you finish the cigarette before throwing it?" He replied haughtily, "There are a lot of cigarettes in my country." Half an hour later Italy took the rest of a bottle of branded perfume and applied it to him and he threw it out of the window. The other three people were surprised and asked "Why did you lose the perfume?". ． Italy replied "there and is perfume alot in my country" Singapore don't know what to do & suddenly pushed the Bangladeshi out of the helicopter. The other two were shouting crazily "Why did you push him!!!!!!?". A Singaporean says "There are slowly a lot of Bangladeshis in my country." Everyone is kept quiet and staying away from Singapore. Topic: Gas Station A gas station was trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, "Free Sex with Fill Up." Soon a local man pulled over, filled up his gas, and then asked for his free sex. . The owner told him to pick a! Numbers from 1 to 10. If he guesses correctly, he will get his free sex. The guy then guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You're close. The number is 7. Sorry, no sex this time." A week later, the same guy, along with friends, pulled in for filling. He again asked for his freedom. The proprietor gave him the same story again, and asked him to guess the correct number. People guess 2 at this time. Then the proprietor said, "Sorry, it's 3. You're close, but there's no freedom this time." As they were driving, the man said to his friend, "I said thinking that the game was really rigged and he didn't grant Go for free sex." His friend replied, "No it ain't, rigged---my wife was won twice the week ago!!" Story 1 AH Lian asked the owner: Well AH chek, u Got the stockings for sale up to the knee, boh? AH Chek Reply: Lu siao ah! The stockings are worn up to the 'yeo'; (waist) only, up to the 'nee'(breast) that's the place. Story 2 AH Beng recently bought a Honda VTI and drove to AH Lian's place to show it to her. A-H Beng boasts about his new car's various functions to his girlfriend. "This is ah, so fast Mata Chia can't catch ah!" "Ha! Really ah!!! Smooth lah!" said Amp-Hour Lian. "Some more hor, this is an automatic one, vely easy to drive!" So AH Lian thought, "Let me try! I wan, I wan!" So AH Lian took the driver's seat and shifted the gears and stumped accelerator. The next moment, the car accelerated backwards and crashed into a lamppost. "Alamak! What u do? U Siao Char Bo! U look lah! Wah Piang eh!" screamed Ae Beng. "Solee, solee, pai sah lah! No lah, I tot hor, "R" for racing mah!" * Story 3 The Titanic sank, and there weren't enough lifeboats. So the captain had to convince the male passengers to jump into the icy water to make way for the women and children. To Britain he said. "You must act like gentlemen." They jumped. The Americans said to him, "You may be heroes." They complied. To the Germans he said, "It's rule." They obeyed.

To the Japanese he said, "It's consensus." They forced it. Then came Singapore and they weren't moving until he made a call: "Free life jackets for those jumped." Story 4 3 recruits - Chinese, Malay & Indian were at the army supply source collecting underwear. The sergeant was there to assist with supplies. Sergeant: Hei AH Beng! How many underwear do you need? AH Beng: (think for a moment) 7 sasen(sergeant)! Sergeant: (confused) Why so many? AH Beng: Monday, Tues, Wednesday, Thurs, Friday, Saturday & Sun. One a day. Sergeant: (to the Malay recruit) Well mats! How many underwear? Mats: (without hesitation) 6 sargen! Sergeant: (curious) Why six? Mats: Monday, Tues, Wednesday, Thurs, Saturday & Sunday Friday I wear sarong only. Sergeant: (Indian recruit) Dei Tambi. How many underwears dah dei? Tambi: (very confidently) 12 Sarjen!!!! Sergeant: (shocked & almost fell to the ground) Why do you need so many for? Tambi: January, February...March. .One. Story 5 One day a group of Amp Hour Bengs walked into a nightclub and asked the DJ to play the song "Ah City Buey Ro Ti" (Buy Bread at the Hokkien Resort Amp Hour City). The DJ told them that they only played British songs and told them to re-pick other songs. The AMP Bengs got very angry and kicked up a fuss, asking DJ to bully them. The manager has to intervene in order to calm them down. Finally, after a long conversation with AH Bengs, the manager discovered that AH Bengs had actually requested the song: "Unchained Melody" by the Just Brothers. Story 6 One day, two AH Lians entered the lift from the 20th floor and wanted to reach to the ground floor. When they look at the dial, they can see number 20 down number 2. It was then followed by G. Because they were not British educated, they were not confused and had no idea what to do with Letter G. One of them suddenly exclaimed excitedly and news G. When they finally reached the ground floor, another AH Lian was so impressed and asked the first AH Lian: "Wah low!!!, how did you know one?" The first AH Lian replied smugly, "Easy lah. G For Gero mah..." Story 7 Santa Singh (remember him?) graduated from law school and decided to apply for a job in the most prestigious "Lee & Lee Legal Firm" During the interview, Mr. Lee KY looked at Santa Claus Singh's resume, thought for a while and said, "Well, I'll need to talk to my wife..." about your application; and went to talk to his wife about Santa's application. Lee KY's wife said, "C'mon, you know don't we only hire lawyers with last names starting from 'Lee' only? Of course, we can't hire Santa Singh!" So Lee KY told the bad news for Christmas Old man Singh about his rejection. A few days later, Santa Singh came back to the same company and asked for another interview. Lee KY said, 'Look Santa, I have told you we only hire...' Santa Singh interrupted him and said, 'I know, I know. I changed my name.

Lee K Y looked at Santa Singh in amazement and asked, "What is your new name then?" To which, Santa? Singh replied, 'Surname Lee, Surname, Manga!' (Manga Lee) ------ --------------------------------------------- Topic: Gas station A gas station tries to increase its sales, So the owner put up a sign that said, "Free Sex with Fill Up." Soon a local guy pulled up, added his oil, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a! Numbers from 1 to 10. If he guesses correctly, he will get his free sex. The guy then guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You're close. The number is 7. Sorry, no sex this time." A week later, the same guy, along with friends, pulled in for filling. He again asked for his freedom. The proprietor gave him the same story again, and asked him to guess the correct number. People guess 2 at this time. Then the proprietor said, "Sorry, it's 3. You're close, but there's no freedom this time." As they were driving, the man said to his friend, "I said thinking that the game was really rigged and he didn't grant Go have free sex." His friend replied, "No it ain't, rigged---my wife was won twice last week!!" ------------- ------------------------------------- Four friends for one day, one American, one Italian, Singapore and Bangladesh travel in a private helicopter. After about an hour of travel, America took off his cigarette (Dunhill) glowed with it and began smoking after two sips, as he tossed the balance of the cigarette. The other three men marveled and asked, "Why didn't you finish the cigarette before throwing it?" He replied haughtily, "There are a lot of cigarettes in my country." Half an hour later Italy took the rest of a bottle of branded perfume and applied it to him and he threw it out of the window. The other three people were surprised and asked "Why did you lose the perfume?". ． Italy replied "there and is perfume alot in my country" Singapore don't know what to do & suddenly pushed the Bangladeshi out of the helicopter. The other two were shouting crazily "Why did you push him!!!!!!?". A Singaporean says "There are slowly a lot of Bangladeshis in my country." Everyone is kept quiet and staying away from Singapore.