When did Jiangsu discover Altman?

20 10/0pm on February 29th 1 0pm, Ye Jianping, director of the Political and Educational Affairs Office of Dingshu Town Senior High School in Yixing City, Jiangsu Province, first discovered and captured1wild Altman in the ruins of the old building! The discovery of this interstellar endangered species in Jiangsu Province provides valuable first-hand information for further study and exploration of the origin and evolution of BIGBANG and the positioning of the earth in the universe.

Ye Jianping, director of the Political and Educational Affairs Office of Dingshu Town Senior Middle School in Yixing City, Jiangsu Province, told the reporter that this Altman was discovered by physics teacher Zhou Xudong, and everyone is advised to watch it. When Zheng Yaozhong, the principal of Dingshu Town High School in Yixing City, Jiangsu Province, rushed to the scene, Altman was obviously restless. The school immediately evacuated the onlookers and communicated with them with EEG transmitters. However, due to Altman's high vigilance and strong sense of self-protection, faculty and staff have always been unable to get close. After two hours of stalemate between the two sides, the accompanying teacher Xie Hui flew forward and hit Altman on the head with a branch. Altman was scared to fly, but two other teachers, Zhou Jun and Wei Song, who were lying in the tree, knocked him unconscious with bricks on the spot and jointly scolded him. According to the analysis of Wu Shunliang, a chemistry teacher at the senior middle school in Dingshu Town, Yixing City, the flame sprayed at Altman's feet at that time probably contained unsymmetrical dimethylhydrazine (rocket fuel), and the temperature was conservatively estimated to be between 5,000 and 7,000 degrees.

Tang Yongcheng, vice president of Dingshu Town High School in Yixing City, Jiangsu Province, said in an interview that in recent years, Dingshu Town has strengthened environmental protection and the overall ecological situation has been greatly improved. Since this spring, many extinct species such as Qinling tiger, wombat, Atlas brown bear, Tyrannosaurus Rex and mammoth have been found near Longxi Park in Dingshu Town. The discovery of Altman not only proves China's great achievements in environmental protection, but also provides strong evidence for American scholars to prove whether Altman provided the conjecture of Native Americans.

It is reported that by the time this article was published, the State Council had held the Altman International Seminar in the small auditorium in conjunction with experts from the United States, Australia, Germany, France, South Korea, Japan and other countries 12 and the United Nations Security Council (ESP). We will continue to pay attention to this! !

Background: Altman, also known as adaptable person and educator. It is a rare first-class protected species of galaxies in the universe and belongs to the family Anatidae. It is as famous as Astro Boy, Gourd Baby, Monkey King and Transformers, and it is also the treasure of the Milky Way. It has been listed in the red book of interstellar endangered species and the endangered list of the cosmic primate protection Committee. According to the literature, Altman comes from other galaxies, generally about 20 meters long and weighs about 46,000 tons. Lethal weapons generally include Soljet light, Spathom light and dynamic light waves. Since 1966, Zofi was discovered in Tokyo, Japan? 6? Since 1 Altman, the number of Altman * * * recognized by the United Nations has reached 77, but the appearance of Altman cubs is the first time in the whole human history.