What is the funniest "Baidu knows" question and answer you have ever seen?

You are an incomplete life, an alien with gene mutation, a kindergarten-level high school student, a frog head with congenital Mongolian disease, an abandoned baby of a snowman on Mount Everest, a murderer with a septic tank blocked, a black pig descendant from Africa, a chimpanzee with yin and yang imbalance, a hippo crushed by Noah's Ark, a new volcanic eruption, a huge shameless megaphone, the shame of Eskimos, and a cockroach. Smelly garbage man, the source of the word "spit on", dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day, the strongest waste in human history, old washing machines that God accidentally dropped, brainless creatures that can think, the harm that damages the reputation of Asian compatriots, descendants whose ancestors were humiliated, humus that has been deposited for thousands of years, primitive species that scientists dare not study, raw materials necessary for the destruction of the universe, and even orcs who look down on you. 10 times the oil concentration of sedimentary raw materials, disfigured uncle McDonald, a hateful guy like you, can only play a piece of shit in TV series, which is not as good as chewing gum spilled by roadside dogs, even better than 10 times. If you want to find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth. If you want to commit suicide, only someone will advise you not to leave the body, so as not to pollute the environment. Even Amy's protozoa can't survive on the keyboard you touched. Spitting is more deadly than SARS. Pretending to be cute can instantly solve the problem of population expansion. If you are cool and handsome, humans can only reproduce asexually. Idiots can be your teachers, and retarded people can teach you to speak. As long as you look up, the ozone layer is broken, and you have to immigrate to Mars to leave you. If you are ugly, you can still generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can stop, and bullets and missiles can't help flying at you. Grenade will explode when it sees you, and others have to fly a plane to hit Gemini. As long as you skydive, you have the same strength. All the places of interest you have visited will become historic sites, and all the historic sites you have visited will become history. 18 Only if you haven't done anything good in your life, even throwing it in the sun is not environmentally friendly enough, will you know you.