The Political Situation of Conch Republic

Dennis wardlow, Prime Minister and Chief Executive of the Capital, was elected in April 2003.

Conch People's Republic of China (PRC)'s Head of State Law stipulates that the Prime Minister is only the representative of the head of state and government, but he has actually played the role of head of state. Conch is a quasi-sovereign country, recognized by Switzerland, India and other countries (but not by the United States), located in Florida.

After the independence of Conch and China, dennis wardlow, as president, surrendered to an officer of key west Naval Air Station (NAS) and demanded foreign aid of one billion US dollars (1 US$ 1,000,000,000). Key west (Key West, Florida) is the southernmost island and city in Florida, which belongs to Monroe County, Florida and is also the governor of the county. It is located 207 kilometers southwest of Miami and 0/70 kilometers northeast of Havana, Cuba. Key west is located at the southern end of US 1 Highway. Area 19.2 km2, population 2 13000.

Key west is a famous tourist destination, with Key West Airport, the starting point of many luxury cruise lines, and the holiday palace of President Harry Truman. Conch * * and China declared their independence on April 23rd, 1982, in Xiyu, the southern tip of Florida, USA. At the beginning, it was announced that it had left the US federal government because it was dissatisfied with the federal government's setting up a border roadblock on the northern expressway of Xiyu to investigate illegal immigrants and drug dealers, which led to the traffic jam on the only road from Xiyu to Florida and a "spectacle" stretching for 29 kilometers. Local residents must prove their American citizenship when entering or leaving the country, so that local people feel like foreigners.

In order to solve the problem of border roadblocks, Valo, then the mayor of Xiyu, went to the Miami Federal Court with residents and demanded to stop setting up border roadblocks in Florida, but in vain.

At noon the next day, Valo and others announced their separation from the United States in the Western Regions and the formal establishment of the Conch Republic. Valo became the Prime Minister of People's Republic of China (PRC), took over the naval bases in the western regions, and asked the US government to provide billions of dollars in foreign aid. Conch and China began to issue national passports and diplomatic passports. The local residents are very proud to be citizens of Conch.

Supplement: Just two days after New Year's Day in 2006, Cuban refugees began to sneak into the United States again. 65438+10.4,/kloc-0.5 boat people boarded an abandoned pier of Qili Long Bridge in Florida, USA, and were captured by the Coast Guard. According to the current "dry feet and wet feet" policy of the federal government, people who arrive in the United States can apply for political asylum; Those who are intercepted at sea are wet feet and will be repatriated. The Bush administration insists that the abandoned wharf was built artificially, and there is no bridge connecting the land, so it no longer belongs to American territory in a strict sense. These 65,438+05 refugees were immediately sent back to Cuba. As soon as this move came out, there were criticisms everywhere. At the time of public outcry, Conch * * and China issued a statement on 13, announcing the annexation of abandoned land and the construction of cheap and environmentally-friendly houses on this plot. Conch flag was immediately inserted on the dock. According to the office of Secretary-General Conch and the United States, the flag-planting operation did not encounter any resistance from the United States. The news that conch teased the world's first power once again attracted people's attention to this country. The name conch can be traced back to early American immigrants. When the first English people tired of the king's greed and tyranny crossed the sea to Jamestown, Virginia, others also settled in the Bahamas. They call themselves conch to show their strong will to eat snail meat rather than tyrant Lu. Today's Conch Republic is located at the southernmost tip of Florida, and its "founding" history stems from the immigration restriction and blockade policy during the Reagan administration. In the early 1980s, in view of illegal immigrants using the island in southern Florida as a springboard to sneak into the United States, on April 22nd, 1982, the US Federal Border Patrol suddenly set up the check card beside the Florida 1 highway. Since the road and bridge are the only land routes connecting the southern islands with the continental United States, the search by the Border Patrol resulted in a traffic jam of 17 miles. This isolation measure aroused the great anger of people of insight on the island and immediately triggered the American-style democratic resistance movement. Considering that the traffic jam will seriously threaten the tourism industry on which the island depends, on April 22nd, dennis wardlow, Mayor of Key West Island, and several other celebrities on the island flew to Miami federal court to try to cancel the blockade order. After the application was rejected, when leaving the federal court, Mayor Wardlow solemnly announced to the newspaper and TV reporters present: "The Florida Keys will officially leave the United States at noon tomorrow!" The mayor's attempt to separate caused an immediate uproar. At the same time, federal agents began to sneak into key west. They wore blue suits, headphones and microphones at the cuffs, in sharp contrast to the short dresses of tropical shirts and slippers of islanders. Rumors about the island under heavy pressure are everywhere, and it is very likely that the wind will pass through the shadows and people will start to be afraid. At noon on April 23, Clinton Square in front of the old customs building was crowded with people. Wardlow, the mayor of Key West Island, boarded a flatbed truck surrounded by his loyal followers, and read the Conch and China Declaration of Independence in a clear voice amid the loud protests of the protesters. Then he took a loaf of Cuban bread and hit a man in a uniform of the United States Navy on the head, symbolizing the official start of armed resistance. However, the rebellion lasted only one minute, and the new Prime Minister Valdero of Conch surrendered to the US naval forces stationed in Xijiao Island, and immediately asked the United States of America to provide 654.38 billion US dollars in foreign war relief funds to rebuild the homeland under the long-term siege and blockade of the federal government!

The media marveled that the US government was even more saddened by the feat of the islanders. Although the barricade was immediately removed, it never made any official response to the statement of the key, and the Conch Republic was born. The White House announced that it would hold the Summit of the Americas in Miami, Florida, USA in February, 65438. The White House newsletter invites all American heads of state to attend the grand meeting and actively participate in the planning and agenda setting of the meeting. Conch * * and the country heard this great event and immediately accepted the invitation. However, Conch's enthusiasm for playing a greater role in the world became wishful thinking, and the State Council turned a deaf ear to its application. Angry conch decided to look for opportunities to attend the meeting as scheduled. At that time, Intercontinental Miami Hotel was designated as the official hotel of the delegates to the Summit of the Americas. All rooms are controlled by the State Council and are closed to the public during the conference. However, the islanders waited for an opportunity to learn from the hotel sales department that the presidential and royal suites of the hotel were not booked by the State Council, because they were not equal to other rooms. The official price of the presidential suite is $2,200 per night, and the royal suite is $2,500 per night. After some bargaining, Conch * * and China were able to book a royal suite at the price of 1500 USD per night and attend the Summit of the Americas. As soon as the news came out, a reporter immediately asked the US government to verify the rumors. Alexander olma, an official in the State Council, had no choice but to answer: The reef belongs to Florida and conch was not invited. With regard to the national system, the islanders immediately sent a negotiation fax to Mr. olma Soff, asking him to explain. The letter insists that since the US government never made any formal response to the key separation incident 12 years ago, Conch naturally became a sovereign and independent country according to relevant international laws and regulations. At the same time, the islanders stressed that as loyal citizens, they have no intention of interfering with the legitimate rights and interests of the United States. Conch attended the summit for no other purpose, just to show the humor and respect that the United States particularly needs at this moment. Although the statement was as heavy as a rock, the Conch people were not depressed. In addition to solemnly stating their position, they immediately wrote to Biedie MacKay, deputy governor of Florida, chairman of the Florida Organizing Committee of the Summit of the Americas, and Mr. david lawrence, publisher of Miami Herald, seeking their help to "find their place in this historic event and play their due role". Lawrence readily replied. First, he praised Conch's humorous act and reminded islanders with a stroke of his hand that "the Summit of the Americas is a very serious international political affair, and any ridicule will seriously harm the interests of the United States in the Western Hemisphere". The islanders immediately responded to this, saying that they only have humorous respect for the Summit of the Americas, and there is no irony. Lawrence had no choice but to upload the ball, and Conch's request was sent to the White House and relevant departments in the State Council. While seeking a diplomatic breakthrough, the work of islanders' groups is also in full swing. Mayer He Fei of the Marine History Association of Cay Key Island was appointed as "Minister of Underwater Affairs" and will bring cultural relics to the exhibition. At the same time, the enterprises in the island gave generously, so the Conch delegation became the only delegation funded by voluntary donations rather than taxes at the Summit of the Americas.

1994 65438+On February 8th, the Summit of the Americas was held as scheduled. At 8 o'clock in the morning, the Conch delegation left the capital of * * * and arrived in Miami on the same day, only to see police, military police, plainclothes police and the State Council security personnel gathered in front of the Intercontinental Hotel. After showing the red diplomatic passports of Conch and China, the islanders were immediately taken to the red carpet hall under the attention of everyone. Under the guidance of the hostess, the Conch delegation boarded the 33rd floor of the hotel, and was surprised to find that the next-door neighbor was Caesar gaviria, the Secretary-General of the Organization of American States from Colombia, and the Canadian Prime Minister lived on the other side of the floor, and the whole floor had been closely controlled by American security personnel. When they arrived, they put their luggage on the cold marble floor, and the islanders blew their horns with warm sea breeze, which immediately attracted security guards to watch. At this time, a TV station came to interview Mr. gaviria, Secretary General of the Organization of American States, and the reporter immediately asked to interview representatives of Conch Company. At the hotel, Conch, on behalf of He Fei, first presented a gold necklace to Catherine Kenny, the conference manager of the hotel, and then got permission to set up an exhibition to show the history and culture of the island while the iron was hot in the lobby, and distributed a brief introduction. This move immediately attracted the attention of the delegates. People began to visit the royal suite in twos and threes, listen to the story of the key, see the rare conch, and then leave with a knowing smile to get the conch and China passport. They include the Finance Minister of Trinidad and Tobago, the Minister of Trade and Industry of Belize, members of the Canadian delegation, Colombian guests, White House Attaché, Trade Representative of the Democratic National Committee, Chairman of the Ogos Foundation and representatives of the Ocean Bank. Even the the State Council security personnel in charge of security and two heavily armed Miami policemen were infected and joined the ranks of applying for passports. If we don't fight, we can't talk. At this time, the security guards and islanders have become old friends. On Saturday afternoon, when the summit delegates returned to the hotel, the islanders were allowed to line up on the dock to welcome more than a dozen Caribbean heads of state who returned from the meeting. The snail flag fluttered and the horn fluttered, and the delegates who had worked hard all day could not help but open their mouths. It was conch and this country that caused a sensation. The outstanding performance of conch also attracted the attention of Florida Governor Lawton Childers who attended the meeting. After the islanders met unexpectedly in the men's room of the Intercontinental Hotel, they simply invited the Governor as the special envoy of Conch and China. At this point, the news anti-blockade action has achieved a comprehensive victory, and the whole world knows that there is a famous conch * * * and China shining on the international stage! That night, in order to celebrate the success of the summit, the organizing Committee set off fireworks in Bishiguan Bay. Drinking coconut wine and watching the beautiful scenery outside the window, the islanders are naturally happy. On September 20th, it was reported by Conch and the Office of the Secretary-General of the United States that the 478th Battalion of the US Army Reserve was about to enter Xijiao Island for relevant exercises, "simulating a military strike against a remote country". Staff officers immediately reported the emergency military situation to Prime Minister Dennis Wardlow. When the storm suddenly came, Dennis vowed to live and die with the United States, and the office of the Secretary-General immediately became a wartime headquarters. In the morning 10, Harvey, the supreme commander of the conch armed forces and the "commander of the navy", immediately put the armed forces under his jurisdiction on full alert. Radio stations on the island began to inform the islanders of the grim situation. By noon 12, a negotiation letter addressed to the commander-in-chief of the US armed forces, the chairman of the US Joint Chiefs of Staff and the US Secretary of State Christopher had been hastily sent out, protesting in the strongest terms any unauthorized so-called military exercises on its territory. The wartime cabinet meeting of the island was held that night. After discussion, it was decided to throw Cuban bread at the invading federal armed forces when the US troops crossed the Boca Chica Bridge, which was the first choice weapon on the island. At the same time, the naval fleet set up a defense line on the Stoke Island Bridge to prevent American troops from entering the American capital. The next morning, the Secretary-General's office formally handed over the gauntlet to the 478th Battalion and the letter of protest from Conch to the White House, the Pentagon and the State Council.

Unexpectedly, the officers of the 478th Battalion were stunned by the political consequences of routine military exercises. At 9: 45, Major Muller called the office of Secretary-General Conch and vowed that the 478th Battalion had no intention of hurting the islanders. All the officers and men in the Battalion were good people and sincerely hoped to avoid large-scale military conflicts. The islanders have made up their minds to reply, which is unstoppable. Unless the 478th Battalion meets the requirements of Conch, any invading American troops will be driven out of the island. 10: 50, Secretary-General Conch's office received a fax reply printed on the official letterhead of the 478th Battalion of the US Army, promising that its military exercise "in no way means any doubt or criticism of Conch's sovereignty". Although the U.S. military had recognized the sovereignty and sovereignty of Conch in writing at this time, in order to arouse the patriotic enthusiasm of the citizens, the island decided to carry out symbolic resistance. At dawn the next day, the conch spies took their positions and the navy and air force were all ready. On the occasion of the departure of the US military, the radio has been broadcasting urgently, reporting that the 478th Battalion has been attacked by sporadic fire. When the motorcade of the 478th Battalion was about to embark on the Stoke Island Bridge, I saw more than 200 islanders led by Harvey and Faber blocking the way. Major Kim Hoop of the 478th Battalion had to get off to pay tribute to General Conch. Harvey, commander of the navy, read out the negotiation terms of Conch at this time, and finally loudly questioned whether the US military agreed to all the terms and sought Conch's permission to land on the island. "Yes, that's right." Major Hooper replied. The audience immediately applauded, the horn sounded, and the conch defeated the enemy without fighting!

Looking back on the humorous history of more than 20 years, Conch people are confident that they are the first elite country in the world to give full play to their talents. Conch people also believe that their humorous counterattack against the government's arbitrary dereliction of duty from time to time is the best embodiment of the American spirit of democracy and freedom. As a national ideology, Conch firmly believes that one of the most basic principles of human rights in the world is the ability to realize its lofty aspirations. Ziyun belongs to the fifth world country, and the only hope of Conch and China is to spread more warmth that everyone needs on the earth.