What is it like to fall in love with an upright boy?

What is it like to have a straight boyfriend? There are so many happy days! You will feel like he is an alien, as if two people are on different planets and communicate in different languages.

About the beauty category

My best friend’s boyfriend took the bus with her. My best friend fell asleep and when she woke up, she found that all her nail polish was gone!

That was the nude peel-off nail polish that she spent a lot of money and a lot of time on. The suspect who committed the crime was right next to him. The straight man thought that the girl had a lot of nut peel on her nails, so he very patiently peeled them off one by one while she was sleeping, and waited like a dick. My best friend woke up and praised him!

One time I felt uncomfortable wearing contact lenses, so I wiped my eyes with a napkin. The straight boy said straightforwardly, your contact lenses have faded... I got a roll of my eyes and threw it at me. Is this color eye shadow?

Once I put on double eyelid tape to look better. My boyfriend took care of his hand and said come over. I thought something romantic was going to happen next. After a lifetime of hissing and pain in my eyelids, I realized that he had torn off my double eyelid patch. He also said aggrievedly, I thought your eyelids were peeling...

When we first fell in love, I bought myself a very expensive lipstick for my birthday.

He who had just become a boyfriend actually said, luckily he hasn’t bought it for you yet, otherwise you would have had two... At that time, he replied: Do you only have one set of clothes? !I instantly wanted to eliminate him from my boyfriend’s team!

One morning when I was applying foundation with a beauty sponge, my boyfriend asked me, do you pat your face with this stone to promote blood circulation? Does it promote blood circulation? Does it promote blood circulation?

I used to use grapefruit-colored lipstick every time. I feel that this color is very good and matches me well.

Until one day when I changed to a brick red color, my boyfriend said, why did you start wearing lipstick? Haha, I have been wearing lipstick in vain for the past six months...