Joke jokes

1. Confession

A boy has been secretly in love with a girl for a long time. One day in the self-study class, the boy secretly passed a small note to the girl, which said, "Actually, I have been paying attention to you for a long time." After a while, the girl passed another note, and the boy opened it anxiously, "Please don't tell the teacher, I promise never to eat melon seeds again." . . . . . The boy looked confused.

2. Little bug

While sleeping and playing with my phone, a little bug kept flying on the screen. After pressing it for a long time, it still didn't work. At this time, my wife said: "What are you playing with? Give me the next one." I took her phone and turned off my screen. The little bug was smoothly attracted to her phone screen. superior. I handed it to her and said: "It's just one life, save it and play with it."

3. Friendly best friend

Once I had a fight with my boyfriend and I was crying on the phone. My best friend came over. To comfort me, suddenly, he looked into my eyes. One sentence popped out: "What brand of mascara do you use? It didn't fall off even after crying like this." I was so angry that I couldn't stop crying even after throwing away the phone.

4. Naughty child

Yesterday, he scolded his son because of something, saying that your mother is a pig and you are also a pig. My son turned around and said to me: Dad, why are you so bad? You married a pig and gave birth to a pig! You said you naughty kid, are you looking for a beating?

5. Blind date

At the blind date meeting, she talked eloquently about how her former boyfriend drove a luxury car and lived in a mansion. He often complimented her on how beautiful she was. She was nervous.

He looked at her: "I, I usually get nervous and speechless when I see beautiful women." She chuckled: "Your way of striking up a conversation. "It's so corny." "But, when I see something that doesn't look good, I'll stutter." The woman's face immediately turned the color of pig liver.