April fool's joke

As we all know, science and technology is the primary productive force, and the foundation of science and technology is excellent talents. The foundation of talents is a good education. The foundation of a good education is a good school. The foundation of a good school is the school district, so real estate is the foundation to promote social development! Life needs jokes. Today, let's take a look at jokes about April Fool's Day!

April Fool's joke 1 1, A: "Hello, nice to meet you."

B: "Hello, I'm happy for you, too."

2. Netizen: "How to identify green tea?"

Sicong: "I associate with them all."

3. When I went out shopping and saw a woman hitting a young man, I couldn't help but sigh: This woman is so fierce!

It happened to be heard by the woman, but to my surprise, instead of being annoyed, she smiled: hahaha, this brother still has a vision. Then he stopped to hit his hand and said to the boy who was beaten: Learn from that brother in the future, and if you dare to say that I have no breasts again, I will kill you directly!

4. wechat made a mistake of 2000 yuan yesterday, so I can't withdraw it. I'm worried because I don't know each other well.

I had a brainwave and kept sending him pictures and swiping the screen. There may be hundreds of them.

I guess he thought it was harassing information and didn't read it carefully.

Today, due to the confiscation of the other party, the money is back, la la la!

A colleague is a heavy smoker and always smokes in the office. I can't bear to say to myself: if you smoke so much, aren't you afraid that your children will be unhealthy when you get married and have children? !

Colleagues looked out of the window and said: The smog is so serious. If he can't even accept second-hand smoke, how can he accept the world!

I'll go.

I asked the Germans: Why do you think such a small place in Europe can be divided into so many countries?

He: I don't know. We have tried twice, but they don't cooperate. Forget it.

Fool's joke 2 1, my wife always thought that she could scold me at will a few days before the physiological period came, but she didn't expect to hit me.

2, cleaning at home, found a love letter from his wife and other men. No sooner had I met her than I brought the man in. I was ashamed and angry at that time. She is lawless and let others see me cleaning the house by a big man!

My wife is a little busy recently, always disregarding my feelings and feeling a little unhappy.

Me: I don't want to be your lover in my next life. I'd rather be your mobile phone. You will hold me in your hand, put it on your face and mouth every day, know everything about you, and know everything about you. If one day you forget me in a hurry, you will look around anxiously.

Wife: Speak human words?

Me: Wife, it's time to give me my pocket money this month!

4. My wife went shopping with her good sisters when she was resting.

She suddenly called me and said that the bedding was greatly discounted! Buy one set and get one free!

I said I dare to buy it tight.

When I came home from work at night, my wife threw me two boxes of TT. . .

My wife said that she wanted a gold bracelet. After I listened, my hands kept rubbing on my knees.

Later, my wife asked why she didn't dare to promise.

Me: That boy has gold under his knee. I'm just about to rub one out for you!

Wife: How long has it been since you took a shower? That's disgusting. Go away!

April Fool's joke 3 1, in the same sentence, people with high face value are more convincing.

It's raining, and pedestrians on the road are holding umbrellas, one after another like mushrooms after rain. Some are like mushrooms, some like Flammulina velutipes, and some like Coprinus comatus.

When a man really falls in love with you, you will find, hey, there is a father. When I fall in love with you, you will find that I have a son!

How did your price become a product defect? Isn't that your weakness?

5, don't think that women dress up for men, you think too much, they make up for other women in the street, it really has nothing to do with you.

If God can give me another chance, I will definitely say those three words-"I love you". If you add a time limit to this love, two minutes at most. If you don't reply, I'll leave.

7. Girls who are liked by many boys are not necessarily excellent, but boys who are liked by many girls are not too bad.

8. Since dating my girlfriend, I found that mobile phones can affect the feelings between men and women. For example, if she asks me to buy her a mobile phone, she will be very angry if I don't buy it!

9. Don't call holidays holidays. Simply call "go home regularly to explain your love life and analyze why you haven't met anyone yet." The man I introduced you to last time was nice. Why don't you like festivals? "

April Fool's joke 4 A beautiful woman went to the dentist. I feel scared at the sight of surgical instruments. I cried: "I am most afraid of drilling teeth. I would rather have children than drill my teeth! " "

The male dentist said impatiently to her, "I'll do it for you whether you want to have a baby or not." But you still have to choose the same one so that I can adjust the height of the chair! "

A man died and went to heaven. He felt that heaven was too monotonous and asked the angel to let him go to hell. The angel agreed.

He went to hell and said to the devil, "I decided to spend the night here." I heard it was fun. " The devil agreed to let him stay for the night and sent a beautiful woman to entertain him.

The next day, someone returned to heaven. After a while, please ask the angel to allow him to go to hell. Everything was the same as last time, and he returned to heaven radiant. After a while, he told the angel that he would go to hell and be detained forever. After that, he ignored the angel's advice and resolutely left heaven.

He went to hell and told the devil that he had come to settle down. The devil invited him in, but this time he was received by an old lady with unkempt hair and wrinkled face. "Where is the beauty who used to receive me?" "Friend, to tell you the truth, tourism is tourism, but immigration is not the same thing!"

When Jim attended the homecoming dance, he came in with an injured eye. Everyone asked curiously, "What's the matter?" "When I was wearing pants in the morning, a button on my pants fell off, you know?

I'm a bachelor and I don't have a needle and thread at home, so I went next door to ask Mrs. Lei for help ... "

"She must have punched you because she thought you wanted to treat her lightly."

"no! Mrs. ray is very kind. She immediately took out a needle and thread to mend it for me, but just as she bent down to bite the thread, Mr. Lei suddenly came back ... "

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