4 Quoted from ipartment.

Romantic Apartment tells a series of stories about people with different identities living in an ordinary apartment building. The following are four quotations from ipartment. Welcome to read!

1. The doctor opened his trouser legs first and laughed. I bet 100 yuan that this leg is the shortest in the country. Ceng Laoshi refused to accept it and said, Doctor, you lost. Look at my other one.

Life is a news broadcast, you can't escape by changing the channel.

3. The Forbidden City Mobile Friendly Reminder, the subscriber you dialed has crossed, and the roaming crossing task has not been opened. Please don't call again!

4. Guangu: That's called drunkenness, not wine. So are the people inside.

5. Hard life needs no explanation.

6. Toilet, accompany me to find my husband.

7. All quarrels that don't aim at breaking up are to show love.

8. A star is still a star, and a person is still a person.

9. Either do your homework in advance or take a cheat sheet with you.

10. Xiaoxian: Can you fight with such a high chassis? Are its legs longer than mine?

1 1. Zi Qiao: Now your eyes look like Tony Leung Chiu Wai, and your eyebrows smell like Takeshi Kaneshiro. The action of holding beer looks like Wu Zhenyu at first glance. Is the face looks like Ceng Zhiwei.

12. As long as you are happy and crazy, I am willing.

13. narcissism plus brain damage equals self-mutilation.

14. Loneliness is not as good as happiness, and epilepsy is not as good as madness.

15. Meijia: Even if you don't have a flower head, you have to borrow a reason, otherwise you won't get started. Zi Qiao: That also depends on whether there are any signs.

16. Once you get an electric shock, you will be afraid of the network cable for ten years.

17. Let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

18. There are caterpillars in vegetables and iron wires in vermicelli.

Ok 19.36, ok.

20. Yifei: As the saying goes, beauty is in the eye of the lover, so what about beauty? Ceng Xiaoxian: Eye drops.

2 1. What's your situation? You can have at most one ID card.

22. Salespeople who don't want to be nannies are not good students.

23. Then explain to me why there is a brick in your shoe that still glows. !

24. Do you know what the flower language of gourd is? Guangu: What medicine did you buy?

25. Beating people is discouraged, and hitting the face hurts self-esteem.

26. It's not good to quarrel. Let's fight.

27. What's your seat? I am made of meat.

28. Being dead is not terrible. It's terrible to sit here and die.

29. The noise in the world is all floating clouds, and the tranquility in the book is eternal.

You must call me online tonight, otherwise-I'll write your name on the clipboard.

3 1. Do you know what the flower language of clover is? Ceng Xiaoxian: Yes, yes!

32. Ceng Xiaoxian: Brother Xian is also very popular. When have I ever been so casual? Youyou: Have you ever been popular? Ceng Xiaoxian: If I tell this to Guan Gu, guess ... Youyou: Are you popular? How red is it? Red, crane top red, sunset red?

Mika: He didn't give us a chance at all! Not if you can't see the seam. Yifei: Did he leave a gap in his speech?

As the saying goes, Rome wasn't built in a day.

35. Zi Qiao: In class, the teacher always tells the teacher that students are students, and people and ghosts are different. Need to communicate? Zhang Wei: You still have to communicate when you call the roll.

36. Meijia: What is it to go to college without a girlfriend?

37. Policeman: I watched you vomit twenty minutes ago. I have lived for more than forty years and have never seen such a boring person. Guangu: Then you watched it for twenty minutes.

38. Meijia: You are just a piece of chewing gum that has been peed by a dog. Yifei: The murderer who blocked the septic tank was afraid of polluting the atmosphere when he was cremated. Meijia: the scum of the animal world

39. Ceng Xiaoxian: Bite your finger or mine.

40. Meijia: I didn't expect you to be so sharp in math for so many years.

4 1. Yifei: Do you know what is the premise of self-defense? Zhanbo: The thicker the meat, the more you fight.

42. Ceng Xiaoxian: I have already talked to her. Watch, sashimi and balloon anger read together: don't be angry.

43. Yifei: Love is a cage. The only way to reduce the sentence is to let go.

44. Yo-yo: He took great pains for this family. Guan Gu: When you may come in your dream, you need to be down-to-earth. If you can find a suitable part-time job, it would be great, not only to cope with the expenses, but also to bear the kindness of love. Ceng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei: Talk to people. Guan Gu, You You: We are poor recently.

45. My wife likes penguins very much, so we plan to immigrate to Africa and see kangaroos by the way.

46. I am a knife mouth and an axe heart!

47. (Investigation Paper) In those years, was she jealous and angry for your bohemian behavior? Did she cook snacks for you? Has she ever forgiven you for your mistake? Did she cry when she kissed you?

48. Meijia: I still think the clinic downstairs is better. All patients have free lollipops to eat. Youyou: That's pediatrics.

49. I need a professional scooter.

50. When I say salty, I don't mean the saints in Ceng Xiaoxian, but salted eggs. . . . Eggs. . . . .

5 1. There are so many weapons in China that you don't learn swords. I won't learn sword when I go up. Iron swords don't learn silver swords. Finally, I understood that man and sword are one, and I became a swordsman.

52. A patient fantasizes that he is a swallow and often gives me bird's nest. Later I knew he was spitting at me.

53. Can walnuts caught in the door still nourish the brain?

54. Remember, the sweat and tears you shed in college now are the water that entered your mind when you chose your major!

55. Guan Guan, how are you, my fair lady?

56. Yes, I just like Ceng Xiaoxian. You bit me!

57. Yifei: Is your head full of shit? Ceng Xiaoxian: All I can think about is you. I didn't mean that.

58. Jump early, call it a day, die early and live a good life.

59. Earn tickets. Buy a house. Pick up girls This is a real man.

60. Medicine ... Medicine ... Ceng Xiaoxian: Chikro.