Humorous narcissistic sentences

Humorous narcissistic sentences 1. I'm gone, and China seems to have lost his soul.

2. I am young, everyone loves me, flowers bloom and fall, and my car has a flat tire! ! ! Every time I walk down the street, either a handsome guy turns around or a beautiful woman jumps off a building!

It doesn't matter who your yesterday belongs to, as long as today belongs to me.

You should find someone who can make you laugh, not me who makes you cry.

5. I am handsome, with fine features, well-proportioned figure and star temperament. I passed the international ISO900 1 Handsome Boy System certification for the first time. Tips; Signboard beauty deserves attention.

6. Everyone says that making more friends with beautiful people will make you look good. No wonder you find that your friends are getting better and better.

Today, a girl praised me for being thin, so I slapped her in the face. Can't you see how handsome I am? !

8. It's annoying to wake up by yourself every day!

9. I am like this, and I am destined to be different from you. Thank you for your disagreement. My style is limited edition.

10. Being a handsome person is very tiring, I really know this.

1 1. I just want to be a quiet and beautiful girl, but my amazing looks really can't be quiet.

12. narcissistic sentence-saying that I am not handsome is an accident.

13. It has been imitated and never surpassed, and it will be a flaming mountain that you, these lost cakes and sheep, can never cross.

14. People love each other, flowers bloom and flowers fall, and cars see cars. So I dare not go out, for fear of electric shock to others.

15. This user is so handsome. It is forbidden to set personal data.

16. After seeing me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!

17. Am I redundant? Actually, I'm not redundant. There is only one me in the world. How can I be redundant? That's the only one.

18. You are not the only one in your world. You still have me, you know.

19. Think carefully before you come near me. I have nothing but good looks.

20. Ah ~ ~ You don't know me? I am an artist! I have been an artist for more than a week. ...

Humorous narcissistic sentences 2 2 1. Am I so gorgeous that you can talk nonsense

22. I just miss you suddenly and can't help but suffer.

23. Weigh yourself every time. When you are light, say to yourself: thin. When you are heavy, say to yourself: your chest is big.

24. There are people fishing in front of my house all the year round, and they never return empty-handed. The most interesting thing is that our home is 0/00 km away from the sea/kloc-,but they often catch tuna in the small stinking ditch in front of the door and look for turtle eggs behind the haystack. Later, after investigation, it turned out that there were countless women crying in front of my house all the year round. The composition of tears was rich in amino acids and protein, which was very suitable for tuna survival and turtle spawning. Over the years, those women's tears have gathered into a small beach. By the time I was fifteen, the beach was full of prosperity; By the time I was eighteen, the beach had developed so fast that it was called Hawaii.

25. When we are Laozi, will we become empty cicada shells, hanging on the branches of the years, facing the dusk with our mouths open, but forgetting to sing?

Young man, you must study hard and never eat and drink with a handsome face like me.

27. Every time I see myself in the mirror, I swear, how can there be such a beautiful person in this world?

28. I'm not in the city, please don't around me!

29. Thanks to my thin body, I can count my ribs when I am sad. 202 1 latest classic.

30. The lovely me has long since disappeared, replaced by a more lovely me.

3 1. Ask yourself, if you were someone else, would you like to date yourself?

32. Last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you chased since you were so big? Did I tell her? A friend of mine told the girl the truth. Usually beautiful women chase him, and that girl fainted at that time.

33. It is always too easy to trust others, so I am willing to be cheated.

34. The child's words are unbridled, and the words blurted out are unthinking. They outlined a flawed but affectionate id. Don't give up if you are jealous, but continue if you are envious.

35. Life is a mobile person, and death is a mobile soul. Is it impossible for me to die with Unicom?

36. I am always alienated by ordinary people because I am too handsome. You see, nobody looked at it when I was talking.

37. Don't press the video until it comes up. You think your TV, if you press it, people will go out. Call me if you need anything, and call me if you don't need anything.

38. When a woman stops urging you to go home late at night, she is already disappointed in you.

39. When you want to give up, think about why you have persisted until now.

40. Every beautiful and pure love on campus was destroyed in the name of puppy love.

Funny and humorous sentences

1, hi! Did you get my message? What's the matter with you? Smile, okay? You look good when you smile.

2, asking how much you can worry about is like a pile of snowflake beer.

I would rather be fat and delicate than thin and similar.

The boy I once loved had the most handsome back in the world.

5, life is only three days, people who live in yesterday are confused; Those who live in tomorrow wait; People who live in the present are the most practical.

6. Why not find a quiet place to count your brain cells?

7. Everyone should love animals, because they are delicious.

8. My heart is not a bus. You can take it if you have a seat.

9. A woman without talent is a virtue. I must be too wicked.

10, I bury corn in the soil in spring, and I will harvest a lot of corn in autumn. I bury my wife in the ground in spring, and I will be shot in autumn!

1 1, whose husbands are fucking temporary workers.

12, do you know what a big shot is? Is a little person who has been working hard.

13, the hair is gone and dandruff is more prominent.

14, medicine can't cure sick leave, but wine can't solve the problem.

15, in the quiet night, thinking of you alone has become my most secret happiness. I dreamed of you several times, so greedy that I didn't want to get up and indulge myself and possess your tenderness.

16, in order to buy a 20xx air ticket, I am trying to make money now.

17, ideal world = free phone+free internet access.

18, death is not terrible. The terrible thing is that you dare not die.

19, it's not that I was careless, it's that I did it on purpose!

20. Playing is called diving brother, and playing is called lurking.

2 1, if two people stare at each other for a long time, it is also a very romantic thing.

22. Brush the toilet with the landlord's toothbrush when you are depressed.

23. The road to success is always under construction.

24. I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

25. The boss was holding a bowl and was in tears.

26. Sorry, the signature is too personalized, so the system can't display it. Please refresh.

27. Do you think you are beautiful when people call you Youlemei? Do you know that Youlemei is a disposable appliance?

28. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me? !

29. Life is like a journey, and you may capsize somewhere.

30, don't give me a discharge, because I have a caller ID here.

3 1, I miss you very much every day … happy and carefree, really infatuated with you, worried about you, and always sad, afraid to change your mind, don't be suspicious, it's annoying to write, and I'm most afraid of your carelessness.

32. When will there be a bright moon? Ask the sky for wine ... the sky says, fuck you, I'm so busy that I don't have time to talk to you or watch the weather forecast by myself.

How come your nonsense is more than the advertisement of Hunan Satellite TV!

34. The most useless thing in the world is the pay slip. When you look angry, you wipe your ass too carefully.

35, beheading is nothing, but a bowl scar when the head falls off. 18 years later, I will be a zombie.

I really want to make money into my hobby.

37. My ears are not trash cans. Don't throw anything here.

A gentleman is just a patient wolf.

39, mermaid, I love you, only you will not cheat.

40. I want the whole world to know that I keep a low profile.

4 1. Just because you show half your ass doesn't mean you are sexy, it only means that your underwear is small.

42. Someone's purpose: One cobbler kills three Zhuge Liang.

43, eat up your health, gambling and whoring are a dead end.

If you don't love enough in this life, the afterlife will be long.

45. I never bully the weak-I didn't know he was weaker than me before I bullied him …

46. Money is not everything. Sometimes you need a credit card.

47. Excuse me: Is it the sun or the moon in the sky? Sorry, I'm not from here!

48, the long road of life, there will always be a few wrong steps.

49. I have been suffering from insomnia recently. I wake up every 16 hours.

50. The mind is a commodity, not an ornament.

5 1. For men, milk is the mother. For women, money is lang.

52. Count the stars with me. Count the moon if your IQ is low.

53. The sign of immature men is that they can die bravely for their ideals, and the sign of mature men is that they can live humbly for their ideals.

54. What thick-skinned people often say is that I am good to you.

55. I also want to be an elegant lady. Life forced me to be a bitch.

56. Cucumber lies in shooting, and life lies in hey.

57. I want to be as thin as lightning to illuminate all the wretched fat people.

58, the signature is changed every day, it's free anyway.

59. The reason for refusing to confess is often that we are not from the same world. Am I from Mars? Not suitable for earth people?

60. Read your message quietly, and the warmth slowly grows and permeates me for a long time. Thank you for letting me accompany you. Thank you for your gentle care.

6 1, I chased you with Cupid's arrow, flying in bulletproof vests.

62. Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, sparking and lightning all the way.

Everyone says I'm ugly, but in fact I'm just beautiful.

64. Your smile is brighter than shit in the sun.

65. Looking at your photo, I want to hang it on the wall in black and white!

Relax, I'm not a good person. ...

Narcissism. Tell me about funny and narcissism.

1, love is not as good as narcissism, love life and love yourself.

2. The external manifestation of selfishness is to love to say that others are selfish.

Everyone will be hurt when growing up. We have just set sail and must learn to be strong.

4, now I, you love to ignore. Remember. In the future, you can't afford me.

5. hey Why haven't I seen anyone more handsome than me?

6. You are so handsome that you can't get away with it, and I'm so ugly.

7. Dear yourself, don't cling to memories. A broken kite can only let it fly, let it go and let itself go. Dear yourself, you must find something besides love that can make you stand firm on the earth with your feet; Dear yourself, you should be confident, even narcissistic, and always remind yourself that I deserve the best.

8. If you are jealous, don't give up. If you are envious, please continue. Today's weather is very good, and it is a good day to go out and release handsome.

9. What do you like about me that I can change?

10, never talk about your ex-girlfriend with your wife. It is a lie to say that you are not angry!

Some people are alive, but they are dead. Some people are still alive, and he should have died!

12, walking on a lost road. Watching time turn, I can't see the sun.

13, the difference between you and me is probably that when playing hide and seek, I will worry if I can't find you. If you can't find me, you will go home.

14, crying in real pain. Not too much emotion. But expressionless left a bitter tear.

15, I hope that when the countdown reaches zero, the Monkey King calls me old.

16, good-looking people take a photo, and ugly people can only make expression packs.

17, don't think that I am unattainable because I am handsome. Actually, I am a sea of rivers.

18, the light rail said not to carry inflammable and explosive articles. Someone got off the bus decisively because he was ugly.

19, I don't expect to meet the right person, I just hope to meet the right person.

20. Q: What are the common characteristics of narcissists? (update facebook frequently? Constantly seeking the attention of others? People who are extremely narcissistic have some common characteristics, such as constantly talking about themselves and exaggerating their achievements, but lacking empathy and care for others, exaggerating themselves in public, such as being naked and sexy on the Internet, showing off muscles, or constantly talking about themselves.

2 1, for yourself, cherish yourself but not narcissism; For others, demanding but not demanding; Invest in feelings, but not infatuated; Feel life, but don't sigh; Desire for achievement, but don't expect it; For the family, attachment but not infatuation; For friendship, yearning but not longing; For money, I hope but not covet; Sharing wealth, but not exclusive; Believe in faith, but not superstition; For life, no regrets but no regrets.

22. Narcissists are cute. Because of narcissism, they know love better.

23. Every excellent person has a period of silence. During that time, I made a lot of efforts, endured loneliness and loneliness, and didn't complain. Even I can be moved when I talk about this matter in the future.

It's not my fault that I'm handsome It is your own problem that you like me.

25. I am neither good nor bad. I'm not particularly outstanding. I just dare to be different.

26. Don't be infatuated with brother, brother is just a legend.

27. A man and a woman are talking. M: I have someone I like. Woman: She must be beautiful. Man: Why are you so narcissistic?

28. If one day, I'm not so simple, please remember that it's not that I'm bad, but that I'm hurt by bad people.

29. I wander between unrestrained self-appreciation and narcissism.

30. My progress made him sit up and take notice. Since then, he has been blind.

3 1, it is said that ugly people should read more books. No wonder my mother said that I was not cut out for reading since I was a child.

32. Q: Do you think narcissism will become an increasingly serious problem in the 2 1 century?

33. The sun is not the sun this winter. It's obviously the light in the refrigerator.

34. Go straight to the red line and stop. The leaves in the flowers won't touch your body.

Please God give me a brain that can understand math and physics. I am willing to exchange the beauty of my deskmate.

36, even my exam questions are like this:

37. People want faces, trees want skins, and telephone poles want cement.

38. Getting up with a quilt in winter, doing exercises in the morning, taking a bath and turning off the water are called three desperate moments in life.

39. Those who pretend to be B are not used to it!

40. It is God's creativity that created you and your courage to live in this world.

4 1, whose space problem is who I love most. I typed my name narcissistically, but I got the wrong answer.

42. Every day I set a new world record, that is, I keep the most handsome record in the world.

43. A well-proportioned tree is better than Pan An, and a pear flower is better than Haitang.

44. Think others speak ill of themselves out of jealousy.

45, unrequited love is a courtesy, narcissism is a pride, love is a style, not love is a taste.

46. A fallen star can't dim the brilliance of the starry sky, and a flower can't desert the whole spring.

47. The world is always the same, but our moods and experiences are different.

48. Q: Can narcissistic personality be "cured"?

49. Finally, the court announced that it is not your fault to be handsome, but your fault to be so handsome. Ah, I was sentenced to several years for being handsome. This is outrageous,

50. You said you loved me, and you were happy all day. If one day, you say you don't love me, maybe I will be sad all my life!

5 1, I have advanced narcissistic cancer, and there is no cure.

52. There is a sadness that this math problem is beyond my Chinese understanding.

53. A person's longest love history is probably narcissism.

54. I am just like this, and I am destined to be different from you. Thank you for your disagreement. My style is limited edition.

55. I especially admire those real men who are indifferent to other girls but are obsessed with their daughter-in-law.

56. Just like raindrops that wash away mountains and devour tigers, ants light up the stars of the earth and build slaves of pyramids. I want to build my own castle brick by brick.

57. Q: What should you do if you fall in love with a narcissist and are deeply frustrated?

58. I am handsome, with regular facial features, well-proportioned figure and star temperament. I passed the first batch of international iso900 1 Handsome guy system certification, with tips; Signboard beauty deserves attention.

59. You said my appearance was fake, and so was the money I gave you. I'm telling you, I can tolerate that your money is fake, but I can't tolerate that there is something wrong with my appearance.

60. When you meet me, you will find that someone is still so handsome!

6 1, Q: What harm will narcissistic behavior bring to work?

62. One game, one rule. Can afford to play, continue; Can't afford to play, out.

63. The happiest person is the happiest person. He who laughs often is the happiest.

64. It is said that if you play Weibo for a long time, you will talk like this. Damn it, you have a sister! Honey, rotten women are not awesome! The cat took a piss and shit! Honey, you are really unbearable. You cheat paper! Honey, wet is lewd. Holy shit! Honey, what's that swelling? An otaku can't afford to hurt himself, honey, you know! Nima envied and hated her relatives and laughed at me!

65. There is still a long way to go. You may cry, but you must persist!

Every time the chemistry teacher does an experiment. I said a word in my heart: Fried!

67. There is a kind of crash called password input error, a kind of panic called account logging in from different places, a kind of feeling called invisibility, a kind of misunderstanding called offline and a kind of loss that you don't have access rights.

No one urged me to sleep, and no one said good night to me. What about you?

69. I want to be a man and marry a good woman like me in my next life!

70. I am not very strong, and I have never had the habit of showing weakness.

7 1, I choose to give up you, because I love you so much that I am lost in love.

72. Children speak recklessly. What I blurted out was an unthought story, and what I outlined was a flawed but affectionate ID. Say other people's narcissistic sentences.

73. Don't press the video until it comes up. You think your TV, if you press it, people will go out. Call me if you need anything, and call me if you don't need anything.

74. Q: Is narcissism bad for intimacy?

75. Passing by is fate, and staying is destiny takes a hand. For yourself, cherish yourself but not narcissism; For others, demanding but not demanding; Invest in feelings, but not infatuated; Feel life, but don't sigh; Desire for achievement, but don't expect it; For the family, attachment but not infatuation; For friendship, yearning but not longing; For money, I hope but not covet; For life, no regrets but no regrets; Love life, but don't spoil it.

76. Hey, why haven't you seen anyone more handsome than me?

77. Five hundred years ago, you leveled the Tiangong alone, and now 65.438+0.4 billion people leveled CCTV for you.

78. The last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you chased since you grew up? Did I tell her? A friend of mine told the girl the truth. Usually beautiful women chase him, and that girl fainted at that time.

79. Good night without a warm reply.

80. In order to gain recognition and attention, children become acting.

8 1, the party needs me to be handsome, and I have to be handsome. The task of overtaking the United States and Britain is very arduous. I want to contribute my face to the four modernizations of the motherland and the development and progress of the old areas.

Dear yourself, today is your birthday. Happy birthday. Self-confidence and even narcissism, always remind yourself that I deserve the best.

83. The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism. I love myself and have no rival in love. Anthony

84. When you are sad. I wish I could be by your side. Try to make you laugh.

85. When I paid the phone bill, I found my words so valuable.

86, love into their own space, not narcissism, but want to see what is the latest.

87. When I grow up, I learn to smile, learn to be strong and learn not to cry for anyone.

88. The advantage of flat chest is that two people embrace heart to heart more closely.

89. M: I like a girl. Woman: She must be beautiful. Man: You are too narcissistic.

90. Narcissism is to be a man in the next life and marry a wife like me!

9 1, learn to be a tough bitch, without affectation, hairlessness, cowardice, pride and life.

92. The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism. I love myself and have no rival in love.

93. I like a grateful woman who travels alone. Know how to thank your parents, but don't follow blindly; Know how to thank heaven and earth, but not narcissism; Know how to thank your friends, but don't rely on them; I know to thank every seed, every breeze, and I know to get up early to sow and walk against the wind. -Bi Shumin is the woman I like.

94. A: I don't have to do it, but I have done it now.

95, a man, handsome enough to disturb the local, local report to the central, the central emergency consultation, awarded the most handsome medal!

96. 10 Great Realm of Life ① Conscious but not narcissistic; 2 for others, demanding but not demanding; 3 for feelings, affectionate but not infatuated; 4. Feel life, but don't sigh; ⑤ Desire for achievement, but no expectation; 6. Attachment to family but not infatuation with family; 7 yearning for friendship, but not longing; 8 for money, hope but don't try; Pet-name ruby for wealth, sharing but not exclusive; Attending life, no regrets.

97. If you are jealous, don't give up. If you are envious, please continue.

98. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first. Say other people's narcissistic sentences.

99, the perfect boyfriend: handsome, rich, generous, temperament, self-restraint, no hooking up, no drinking, no smoking, no cheating, no existence.

100, don't push me. 10, I don't want to say that I am handsome, because I don't want to say the same thing as people all over the world!

Narcissistic and interesting to talk about it.

1. I want people all over the world to know that I keep a low profile.

When I heard the teacher say that he would start the fine again, I knew that he had spent all his salary.

Comrades have not worked hard, and the revolution will still succeed.

4. People who are too rational will definitely miss the opportunity to go astray and miss the beautiful scenery along the way brought by mistakes.

I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

6. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that I am invisible. You are online, you are online, and I am invisible.

7. People say I'm thin, but I'm not obviously fat.

8. Who will marry me in the future: I don't know who you are dating now.

9. I am proud of being single. I save rubber for my motherland. I am single. I'm ashamed. I waste paper for my country.

10. I am single. I'm ashamed. I waste paper for my country.

1 1. You are calm because you are not afraid. I am calmer than you, because I am not afraid of your death.

12. The wife said: Let's compare who is handsome between these two fish. Handsome is tomorrow's dish.

13. Those who always say that others are pretending to be forced, you are not even pretending to be forced.

14. The most painful thing in the world is not the parting of life and death, but the exam is coming. Others are reviewing, and I am previewing.

15. Your smile is brighter than shit in the sun.

16. If two people are together for a long time, gazing at each other is also a romantic thing.

17. My love for you is as vigorous as a tractor climbing a hill.

18. You are not a traffic policeman in my mind and have no right to interfere in my direction.

19. The wind is rustling and the water is cool, and the strong man beats the dog, which is gone forever.

20. Most of the people kissing in the park are not husband and wife, and most of them do not deliberately explain the close friends in the scene.

2 1. God, I have to wake up by myself every day.

22. Life is like rape. Since you can't get rid of it, you might as well enjoy it.

If I win 5 million, I think I'd better donate it to my account.

24. Behind a successful man stands a woman forever, and behind a rich woman stands a …

25. Don't call me arrogant, I refuse to deal with animals!

I never talk about people, but I always talk about myths.

27. You are my Youlemei so that I can throw you away after drinking.

28. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is married.

29. If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you tolerate my affectation?

30. Unrequited love is a successful pantomime, and it becomes a tragedy when it is said!

3 1. Don't argue with a fool, or others won't know who a fool is.

32. It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

33. Protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

34. Others laugh at me for being too slutty, and I laugh at others for not being open.

Chopin, if you can bring out the sadness of labor and capital, labor and capital will give you a dollar.

There are thousands of men in the world, and it is really impossible to change them every day.

Even if you are already taken, I will replace it with another flower.

38. The most useless thing in the world is the salary slip, which makes you angry and wipes your ass too carefully.

39. The growing, painful and happy days are called youth.

40. Many things are between not saying injustice and saying melodramatic.

4 1. In this world, sincerity is scarce and should be thrifty.

42. It's a long way to Xiu Yuan, so I'd better take a taxi.

43. Women are like clothes, but big sister is a kind of temperament that you can't wear.

44. Reality raped the past, leaving behind an evil seed called memory.

45. She slept with me when I said I was a director. The next day, I said I was an animation director, and she cried.

46. After hearing what you said, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously!

47. I am not the Mona Lisa, and I will not smile at everyone.

48. I like when you are plump. Why are you so thin now? What makes me feel sorry? Oh, my wallet!

49. I have been infatuated with you for a long time, a little narcissistic!

What can I say? There are still a few people who have a secret crush on me, and I know it.