Ipartment 4 classic series

1, Zhanbo: "Sister, if someone hurts you deeply, how can you forgive him?"

Yifei: "Oh, it is God's business to forgive him. My task is to send him to see God! " "

2. Zi Qiao: "Let's split it 50/50."

Meijia: "Wait a minute, say yes first. Who is five?"

3. Uncle: "Who is 1 10?"

Guangu: "I ordered takeout."

4. Zhanbo: "I want a treasure map, and you give me a map, huh?" Is this still a map of the world? "

5. Psychologist: "Another cuckold, it seems that your greening is good!"

6. Traffic * *: "A BMW is coming to you at a speed of 280 yards, followed by a Mercedes, etc., followed by a tractor, and even better, there is a left lane change light. He wants to overtake! "

7. Audience: "I ate sesame seeds and beer lids, wonton ate mothballs, took flies on my nails, went to Qingsongguan to burn incense, and my mobile phone fell into the merit box and I couldn't get it out."

8. Zi Qiao: "My melancholy history began when I was 8 years old: at that time, the sky was still blue, the water was green, chickens and ducks had no bird flu, and pork was safe to eat. At that time, you had to wear clothes for taking pictures and pay off your debts. My mother-in-law's daughter doesn't want your house, and the child's father knows very well. "

9. Radio host: "A listener just called his girlfriend and said-I'm sorry, I lost your mother in my trip to Antarctica last year. I hope you can forgive me. And order a song "You're Back" by Sun Nan for her. "

10, everyone wants to catch the tail of youth, but unfortunately youth is a gecko.

1 1, no one is holding hands, so I'll just take a ride.

12, you take your overpass and I'll go through my underground passage.

13, my hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic, static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over …

14, the so-called beauty, mostly slaves of cosmetics.

15, I am not the Mona Lisa, and I will not smile at everyone.

16, I smoke because it hurts my lungs, not my heart!

18, believe it or not, I slapped you on the wall and couldn't dig it down!

19. A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

20. If you were a flower, cows would not dare to shit in the future.

The classic lines in ipartment are very inspiring.

1, the angel is with you. I will definitely be cut into potato chips.

3. If you don't play by common sense, Conan will be angry with Richard Moore if he is alive.

I like him, but that is the past tense and life is the future tense.

You can't watch this game because it's too anti-human.

6. Either do your homework in advance or take a cheat sheet with you.

7. Yes, I just like Ceng Xiaoxian. You bit me!

8. Earn tickets. Buy a house. Pick up girls This is a real man.

9. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense.

10, when you fall down with only one drop of blood, call Brother Sanxinxin back to life.

1 1, losing face is a good thing.

12, hitting people does not advocate self-esteem. We are brothers. As long as you dare to use violence against any of us, the other two of us will call the police.

13, as the saying goes, Rome wasn't built in a day.

14, a lone star in Dreadwind, was stood up for his second marriage.

15, this play is really good, especially your screenwriter, who is really talented. He graduated from a school with mental retardation. The plot he wrote is worse than that of the sheep. Even amoeba can't survive on the keyboard he touched. The biggest difference between him and a pig is that a pig can't become a human casually, but will become a pig every once in a while. I guess he wrote the script with pig's trotters. I suggested that he take some hemorrhoid medicine to treat his foot-and-mouth disease.

16, I will kill you with a bite of salt and soda.

17, there are three kinds of people in this world, men, women and female doctors. Female doctors are fighters among human beings, wearing multiple auras.

18, I still think the clinic downstairs is better, and all patients have free lollipops to eat.

19, you must call me online tonight, or I will write your name on the tablet.

20. The noise in the world is all floating clouds, and the tranquility in the book is eternal.

2 1, I am not the Mona Lisa, and I will not smile at everyone.

22. I have tried to hang noodles, jump off a building with a parachute, hit my head with tofu, and pulse with potato chips.

23. A patient fantasizes that he is a swallow and often gives me bird's nest. Later I knew he was spitting at me.

24. God, I can't clean myself by jumping into the sea in Japan.

25. Remember, the sweat and tears you shed in college now are the water that entered your mind when you chose your major!

26. A perfect man should show his manners and self-cultivation everywhere. Everything from the other side's point of view, inadvertently show your understanding and concern.

27. Since ancient times, no one has died, and those who die early and die late have to die.

28, the eight characters are not hard enough to put on the dragon robe.

29. What's your seat? I am made of meat.

30. This is your new concept of love. You win, the earth is yours, and we are all Altman.

3 1, get the hall, get the kitchen, kill Trojan horses, climb the fence, drive a car, afford a house, beg for a mistress, and beat up hooligans.

32. I am responsible for your life. I am a man who is going to get married. Facing the real life, I should keep my feet on the ground.

33. A good man is me, and I am a good man.

My wife likes penguins very much, so we are going to immigrate to Africa and see kangaroos by the way.

35. Listen to other people's stories and shed your own tears.

36. If you step on a banana peel and fall, you must get up and keep stepping on it. If you step on it, it won't slip.

37. I can die in a dozen different ways.

38. Now your eyes look like Tony Leung Chiu Wai and your eyebrows smell like Takeshi Kaneshiro. At first glance, the action of holding beer is very similar to that of Wu Zhenyu. Is the face looks like Ceng Zhiwei.

39. Life is like a play, one is in love, the other is married and has children. This is normal.

40. Zhang Wei: Are you satisfied? Meijia: My mother is Manchu. My father is an orc.

4 1, in order to defend the position of the first brother in my apartment, I have the responsibility to protect the women in the apartment from being cheated by anyone except me! I will make you cry rhythmically!

42. If you drive a car with Xiaohong and Xiaoming in it, who is the owner? Answer: Yes, if.

43. Love without the purpose of marriage is hooliganism.

44. People can't hang themselves from a tree, but try to die several times in several nearby trees.

Let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

46, don't give the right to speak to your opponent, it is robbed.

47. Hard life needs no explanation!

48. Loneliness is not as good as happiness, and epilepsy is not as good as madness.

49. Help me cut the carrot into diced meat.

At the age of 50, if you are quiet, you will be a virgin.

5 1, three phrases: romance, waste, screaming.

52. The apartment is gone, but our hearts are together.

53. Spring breeze blows through Lugu Lake, and autumn rain soaks into Jiuzhaigou.

54. Where there is identity, there is identity card.

55. As the saying goes, leaders are not afraid of being like donkeys, but subordinates are afraid of being like pigs.

56. A big river is wide, and the wind blows rice flowers on both sides.

57. Two heads are better than one, Zhuge Liang stinks to death.

58. I am a stream that flows forward forever, stream, stream, and never stops.

59, the left eye jumps, the peach blossoms open, the right eye jumps, and the chrysanthemums open.

60. Don't drink cars when drinking, and don't drink cars when drinking.

6 1. Salespeople who don't want to be nannies are not good students.

62. A bird with no feet.

63. I am a born actor. From small to large, I saw beautiful MM eyes are round.

64, hitting people does not advocate, hitting the face hurts self-esteem.

65. You are sheep tone. You ran away from the beginning. You can't run back, can you?

I remember that I had written half before I fell asleep. I woke up and found that the first half was just a dream.

67. I never eat chewing gum, and I can't swallow it.

68. There is only one truth.

69. We are two aspiring young people standing in the street who are about to fly their ideals.

70. I didn't expect you to be so sharp in math after so many years.

7 1. People will play many roles in their life. If you are not happy, you can throw away the script. But remember, there is a script that really belongs to you. Don't lose it.

72. Taking the tomb after death finally made up for the regret of not being able to buy a house before death.

73. I agree. I have the final say. If there is any objection, she has the final decision.

74. If my relationship fails, it must be the other person lying on the ground.

75. It's not terrible to die, but it's terrible to wait and die.

76. Your head and ass are upside down again.

77. Once you are surprised, you are afraid of the network cable for ten years.

How can you say that he is crazy? Only if you have a brain.

79. You told me that the deeper the dream, the weaker the pain. You lied to me. It hurts. It hurts here.

You must call me online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet.

8 1. What's your situation? You can have at most one ID card.

82. Life is alive, and the rest are floating clouds.

83. When I become emperor, I will make you a prince.

84. It's always bad to quarrel. Why don't you call?

85. If no one holds hands, I will take my pocket.

86. Good, good, good, good.

It is not good to quarrel. Let's fight.

88. Narcissism plus brain damage equals self-mutilation.

89. You are more like Donnie Yen than Jet Li!

Opportunities have fallen on me. But I avoided them all.

9 1. Now the raw rice has been cooked into porridge.

92. If you freeze three feet, you can't thaw it unless you are in a microwave oven.

93, friendship offside, lover is not full.

94. Meeting and parting are like turning around, going round and round, becoming the dance of life. Some people will come back, and some people know that goodbye is too difficult.

95. We often see the scenery that a person always looks up and envies others' happiness, but when he looks back, he finds that he is also looked up and envied. In fact, everyone is happy, but your happiness is often seen by others.

96. In our place, boys are interested in girls and will say leave a phone number!

97. I am a knife mouth and an axe heart!

98. A good man is me. I'm Ceng Xiaoxian.

99. Face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

100, well said, said a lot, I didn't understand.

10 1. Do you think I'm a liar? We intellectuals have moral integrity.

102, early jump and early work, early death and early super life.

103, with so many China weapons, you don't learn sword. I won't learn sword when I go up. Iron swords don't learn silver swords. Finally, I understood that man and sword are one, and I became a swordsman.

104, your explanation is shielding, shielding is the fact, and the fact is the beginning of evil.

105, I need a professional machine.

106, I saw you vomit twenty minutes ago. I have lived for more than forty years and have never seen such a boring person.

107, you can escape the monk, but you can't escape the abbot.

108, everyone wants to catch the tail of youth, but unfortunately youth is a gecko.

109, it's a good thing it's not red wine or my clothes will be ruined. It's a good thing it's not sulfuric acid or your face will be ruined.

1 10. Life is like a one-way trip. Even if there are some regrets, we have no chance to start again. Instead of dwelling on the unchangeable past, it is better to face the future with a smile, because there is no if in life.

1 1 1, he didn't give us a chance at all! Not if you can't see the seam.

1 12. There are caterpillars in vegetables and iron wires in vermicelli.

Love apartment 2 classic lines

1, Zi Qiao: The left eye jumps, the peach blossoms bloom, the right eye jumps, and the chrysanthemums bloom, just like the strong wind in spring. When you get up at night, a hundred flowers bloom in spring.

2. Guangu: But you have seen 40 episodes of Where Is My Mom Going, 80 episodes of Don't Cry about Divorce and 160 episodes of Being a Wife. Congratulations, you have experienced a woman's life.

3. Yifei: You must call me online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet.

4. Yifei: We are guests with status, not like the decoration team.

Zi Qiao: This is the greatest invention since human beings invented the toilet in the 20th century: the ultimate single night. Guangu: Single night. I've been there before and played ... all-night flying chess.

6. Ziqiao's cell phone rang: Look, my cell phone is fine. Phelps' special cottage waterproof machine, cottage machine, is a cow.

7. Zi Qiao: Since ancient times, no one will die, and everyone has his own death sequence.

8, purify the screen, world peace.

9. Zi Qiao: I, Lv Xiaobu, always walk without a trace in the snow. I can lick blood and get away with it all because I can always find it, just for the right reason.

Fairy: For example, you met a terrorist in the supermarket or a monster in the bathtub.

Zi Qiao: I have used all these reasons.

10, Guan Gu: Every time she smiles like this, nothing good will happen. The last time she laughed like that, the price of oil went up.

1 1, Yifei: There are the best products everywhere these days. I just bought a new set of famous detective Conan. When I opened it, I saw the second page and burst into tears. I don't know which bastard drew a circle on a character with a pen and wrote "This is the murderer".

12, Zi Qiao: According to her cooking level, there are bugs in vegetables and wires in the fan.

13, Yifei: Men are candles. If he doesn't light it up or give it a sense of crisis, he won't know how to cherish it.

14, Zhang Wei: I always say that money is too uncultured. We can bet something fresh and exquisite. What do I bet you? It's not what you want, but what I have!

15, Zhang Wei: prospective lawyers are also lawyers, so rotten eggs are not eggs?

16, Zi Qiao: I am helping others, helping others, and there has been no conflict.

17, the first rule of down's performance: don't give the right to speak to your opponent, the play is robbed; Donne's second performance rule: never let the audience guess the development of the plot; The third law of Tang performance: create a sufficient background for the story, preferably involving the grievances of two generations; Rule 40 of Donne's Law of Performance: The audience will always expect more complicated characters and more interesting plots.

Mo Yu: Don't explain. I'll tell you what explanation is. Interpretation is to explain the reasons for things to change, or the relationship between things to change, or the law of things' development through observation and thinking. Your explanation is a cover-up What you cover up is the truth, and the truth is the beginning of evil.

19, Yifei: If it really flows into the sewer, it is estimated that it is already in the Pacific Ocean.

20. Guangu: If Conan were alive, he would be angry with Richard Moore.

2 1, Xiaoxian: It is rumored on the Internet that if you eat five pieces of chewing gum together, you will feel full, and the most important thing is that you will not get fat, which is most suitable for people who are lovelorn.

22. Yifei: You are not open-minded, you are Ada Ada.

23. Mo Yu: I am a new generation of urban women. Make the hall go to the kitchen, kill the wooden horse, climb over the fence, afford to drive and buy a house, beat the mistress and beat the hooligans.

Yumo: It's for my boyfriend Angelica to remind him to come back that night. I suggest you eat a little alone. Tina: I know. Isn't it for rheumatism? Yumo: I live alone. Women remember to behave themselves and never hurt themselves or others.

25. Youyou: She is normal, even a little abnormal.

26. Fairy: I listened to other people's stories, shed my own tears, blocked my blood in my heart, and finally spit it out.

27. Yifei: As the saying goes, Rome wasn't built in a day.

28. Zi Qiao: People often make another mistake because they want to avoid it.

29. Fairy: Question, my computer monitor has been shaking recently. what can I do?

30. Zi Qiao: You have been shaking, too. When your frequency and amplitude are consistent with the screen of the monitor, you won't feel anything.

Love apartment 3 classic lines

Who is Hu Yidao to you?

If an official doesn't make decisions for the people, it's better to go home and sell sweet potatoes.

Talking orangutans are ten thousand times better than others. I insulted the word when I called you a coward.

Whose children don't like it? Is there a place to jump rubber bands on the road?

There are worms in vegetables and iron wires in vermicelli.

Zhang Wei: Now the raw rice has been cooked into porridge!

Fairy: I really didn't know it on purpose. You can format me!

Yifei: You must call me online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet.

Youyou: Please, such an old film, you archaeology!

Zi Qiao: Are you still smart? You are a personal name!

Zhang Wei: I never eat chewing gum. I can't swallow it.

Fairy: I want to eat my stomach if I pull it.

Fairy: In the past, advertisements were inserted in TV dramas. When the advertisement came out, all the audience went to the bathroom. It's a good thing that TV dramas are inserted in advertisements now. As soon as the opening song came out, the whole audience went to the bathroom!

Delivery man: Like Tianya sausage mouth, I'm anxious to blow each other up!

Yumo: I'm allergic to time!

Yifei: As the saying goes, Rome wasn't built in a day, except in the microwave oven!

Zi Qiao: I am willing to repay everything with my feelings, including my body!

Yifei: If you want to live a good life, you must bring some green ~!

Zi Qiao: According to her cooking level, there are bugs in vegetables and wire in the fan!

Guangu: If Conan were alive, he would be angry with Richard Moore!

Guangu: You talk to them until midnight every day. How can they have time to create human beings?

Zhang Wei: I am a judo champion in the summer camp of law school for three consecutive times, and I almost became the third place in the last session!

Youyou: quarreling is a bad behavior ... let's fight!

Yifei: Domineering side leakage.

Ceng Xiaoxian: I'm the good guy. I'm Ceng Xiaoxian.

"There is a thread in this ring!"

"I know,' Made in China'!"

"You are Li XiaoLu!"

"What kind of eyes are you looking at!"

"Then you must be Zhou Xun!"

"Yes, that's right, it's me. You can see it! "

"Amputation is an operation that can't have children."

"That's called ligation."

I'll spray you with salt and soda.

"The price of pigs is rising these days. Why can't the price increase? "

"You are a good one-two in any way!"

"Here is a domestic film, Peach Blossom Man vs Chrysanthemum Monster."

"Pit dad."

"Mom, you know tennis, too."

"Of course, I especially like Deng Yaping."

Don't make porcelain without Jin Gangzuan, and don't wear short skirts without a golden hoop.

I smell adultery.

Beating people does not advocate hitting the face and hurting self-esteem. We are brothers. As long as you dare to use violence against any of us, the other two of us will call the police.

Spitting is used to count money, not to reason.

We are two aspiring young people standing on the street who are about to fly their ideals.

When I become emperor, I will make you a prince.

Left eye jumps, peach blossoms bloom, right eye jumps, chrysanthemums bloom.

I will definitely be chopped into potato chips.

Since ancient times, no one has died, and whoever dies early will have to die late.

Meeting and parting, like a turn, turn around and turn around, become the dance of life. Some people will come back, and some people know that goodbye is too difficult.

You are more like Donnie Yen than Jet Li!

Hard life needs no explanation!

How can you say that he is crazy? Only if you have a brain.

You must call me online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet.

I have more than a dozen different ways to die.

Life is like a play, one is in love, the other is married and has children. This is normal.

Now the raw rice has been cooked into porridge.

It's not terrible to die, it's terrible to sit back and wait.

We agree. If there are different opinions, I am responsible, and she has the final say.

God, I jumped into the sea in Japan, and I can't even wash it off.

Well said. I said a lot, but I didn't quite understand.

Opportunities have fallen on me. But I avoided them all.

Let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

Help me cut the carrot into diced meat.

If you have an identity, you have an ID card.

A good man is me, and I am Ceng Xiaoxian.

Fighting is always bad. Why don't you call?

I'm Brother Zeng. I told you a letter. I believe. I ...

I'll spray you with salt and soda.

Bet me that it's not what you want, but what I have …

It's a good thing it's not red wine, or my clothes will be ruined. It's a good thing it's not sulfuric acid or your face will be ruined.

Your head and ass are upside down again.

What's the difference between you and direct reincarnation?

This play is really good, especially your screenwriter, who is really talented. He graduated from a school with mental retardation. The plot he wrote is worse than that of the sheep. Even amoeba can't survive on the keyboard he touched. The biggest difference between him and a pig is that a pig can't become a human casually, but will become a pig every once in a while. I guess he wrote the script with pig's trotters. I suggested that he take some hemorrhoid medicine to treat his foot-and-mouth disease.

Whose children don't like it? Is there a place to jump rubber bands on the road?

If you are driving a car with Xiaohong and Xiaoming sitting in it, who is the owner? Answer: Yes, if.

You can escape the monk, but you can't escape the abbot.

I really want to put a toilet in your brain to wash away all those disgusting things in your brain … and then his whole brain was washed away.

Get a hall, a kitchen, kill a Trojan horse, climb a fence, drive a car, afford a house, beg a mistress, and beat hooligans. Everyone should be happy.

There is no rehearsal in real life, it is live broadcast.

What she wants to cook is not a dish, but a wife.

A new generation of urban women won the hall, kitchen, Trojan horse, fence, bicycle, house, mistress and hooligan!

We are two aspiring young people standing on the street who are about to fly their ideals.

The difference between him and a pig is that a pig can't become a man, but he will become a pig from time to time.

I wanted to win glory for boys, but now it's really gone.

I am not a celebrity, I am a celebrity!

A game is a game. You don't have to be involved. If you do this, you must abide by the rules of the game and bear all the consequences.

I am not only calm now, but also my eggs hurt!

If there are no rules, then winning or losing is meaningless, winning or losing is meaningless, and so is the game.

When I become emperor, I will make you a prince.

Which seat are you sitting in? I am made of meat.