Destroy Ralph's classic sentence

1, whoever wants to make me uncomfortable, I will put his head between my thighs.

2. If that child likes me, how bad can I be?

3, haha, just watch your partner die!

I don't know what will happen in the future, which is the lifestyle I want.

5. I am a bad person, which is good. I can never be a good person, which is good. I just want to be myself.

I don't need any gold medal to prove that I am a good person, because this little girl likes me, so how bad can I be?

7. Life and games will get better and faster.

8. Only good people can win medals. You are not a good person.

9. I am the king of destruction, and destruction is my specialty.

10, soldiers! Look, I'm only gonna say this once. Make your mother proud! Fear has only two words, coward! If you are afraid to pee, you will pee in your pants, too.

1 1. Play the last game. Why does the hero clean the toilet? Because they want to send shit to the map wall!

12, every time I was held high and thrown from the roof, I could see Winnie winning the game through the screen, which was my happiest moment.

13, this medal was not won in my game, but in my heroic mission!

14, Lucy is lemon, and Laojin is lime cake.

15, no one stipulates that best friends should have the same dream.

16, our job is to make players rush to the top floor.

Quotations from Invincible Black Gun

1, the soldiers and horses have not moved, and the food and grass go first!

2. Traffic basically depends on walking, and communication basically depends on shouting.

He has a conscience, but no character!

4. Public security basically depends on dogs, and heating basically depends on shaking.

5. Money is basically stolen. Entertainment basically depends on hands!

6, a loud noise in the sky, labor and capital debut!

7. If there is a distance of 1000 steps between us.

8, streaking, swimming naked, lying on the beach to fight bugs.

9, if the sky is affectionate, the sky is old! If people are affectionate, they will die young!

10, I'll go in your direction for the remaining 999 steps.

1 1, stop and sit in the crazy bowl! Fireworks will go down to Dongguan in March!

12, I smile for Iraq, and I will never regret taking off my clothes!

13, I urge God to be more energetic! God yelled at me three times!

14, how much sadness can you have? Like a pot of Erguotou!

15, Mud Shaanxi wife damn it! Shit can't be chased away!

16, luminous glass of wine! Lots of money and beautiful women!

17, a man who has never masturbated. This is not a real man!

18, life is like a coffee table, full of tragedies.

19. If the relationship is long? Today is their wedding day!

Twenty years old, huh? Sorry, I pulled my nose too hard just now.

2 1, you think we have to answer if you ask?

22. It was black who guessed the beginning of the story, but never guessed the ending.

23. The machine guns in the world originated from Shaolin, so they are really good.

24. Without money, the world is hard to move, and I am stuck in a place like a game card machine.

25. Sometimes I want to have a meal on the coffee table, so tragedy becomes tableware.

26. Walking is actually the overall situation, and controlling the overall situation through exercise.

27. The invincible battle trio appeared. Let's meet the righteous partner.

28, it is said that Xiao Qiang brand instant noodles eat a bag, top three bags, half a day will not feel hungry.

29. I thought people in the same village could talk about their feelings, but I still made a deal.

30. The definition of happiness is that while you are eating white-flour steamed bread, I am eating delicious noodles.

3 1, why is there a nosebleed? Hmm? Sorry, I pulled my nose too hard just now.

32, the mountain is high and the road is deep, Simon bragged, who is the official in the DPRK, only Mr. Zombie!

33. Shooting is basically based on shaking, cooperation is basically based on yelling, charging is basically based on calling, and defense is basically based on fleeing.

34. You are poisonous, you are poisonous, you are poisonous, and the more you talk, the more outrageous you are, and I will bite off your bones.

35, walking is definitely not natural and unrestrained to avoid other people's attacks, and then rushed forward to issue a * * counterattack.

36. Mud Shaanxi wife damn it! Shit can't be chased away! Stop and sit in the crazy bowl! Fireworks will go down to Dongguan in March!

37, equipment exposed, enemy killed, friends lost, bed full of money, clothes torn on the ground, call for support!

38. Laugh at the sky with a wooden knife in hand, shake the world with rain boots on your feet, get drunk, and your skirt is not old!

39. What is chasing a gun? Simply put, it is to move the muzzle to chase a moving target when the muzzle is fixed.

40. Hey, I saw a large group of grandparents asking for money at the station. They regard it as a business, which makes people's hearts harder.

4 1, the consistent operation idea of the drunken silver club is to win, win, win, run, run and die.

42, we are the so-called invincible hand in the world, said ten thousand people admire, river of no return's super combination fighting trio.

43, mud Shaanxi wife damn it! You can't chase shit, smile at the sky with a wooden knife in your hand, shake the world with rain boots on your feet, lead a drunken life, and look young in a skirt!

44. Don't ask me how many people I have killed in my life. You have no idea how strong my equipment is. It's always cruel to try to grab my gun. I advise you not to be that madman.

45. I was killed, robbed and exposed, plus a bachelor. Now I am a four-light worker. Please give me two yuan when you pass by. I've been hungry all day.

46. There is a very important skill in this. At the moment of shooting, the gun must remain stationary, which requires the gunman's wrist to have the ability to stop suddenly during scanning.

47. It is the sacred duty of our generation of chivalrous men to draw out a sword to help each other when the road is rough. Bold bandits dare to grab the road. I'm going to do justice for heaven today, brothers, show yourself!

48. In this novice era where white boards are flying everywhere, it is really cool and chic to have an enhanced version of the equipment, just like a walking tractor on the expressway.

49. When will there be a bright moon? Ask a friend about the gun. I wonder if the motorboat exploded. Killed a few friends, wanted to shoot at it, but was afraid there were not enough bullets. I changed my heavy machine gun and hurt my hand.

50. It's too cold on the water. If you get lost in the fog, go back, turn the gun and change the magazine. Don't shake it. It's hard to own this gun. The moon is full and sunny, and people are tall and thin. I hope it won't be long before contact depends on yelling.

5 1, in layman's terms, that is to say, no matter how strong you are, no matter how bad the environment is, you are besieged, your mood is disturbed, and you are not in the state, you may still be turned over.

52. What is walking? Walking is definitely not natural and unrestrained to avoid other people's attacks, and then rushed forward to issue a * * counterattack. Walking is actually the overall situation, and controlling the overall situation through action.

53, poor Lincoln Ford, a little literary talent, Demi Moore, not enough, George Bush, just dancing broadsword in Iraq? In the past * * people, or pull the lamp to find her thousands of Baidu! That man is 250!

54. pK is not a simple power struggle, but a high IQ game related to physical strength, spirit, strategy and even the fate of heaven. Behind the scenes, tracing back to the source, how many ups and downs are in the fight.

55. I saw this boy hunched his legs, raised his hand to cover his eyebrows and looked at the distance. After posing a few cool shapes on the bridge like a monkey, he was about to turn around and walk with his 82-year-old permanent brand four-handed bicycle, and then set foot on YY road in the game.

56, American scenery, hordes of crazy, Wan Li blood floating, looking inside and outside the White House, a enchanting, the Pentagon, Mrs. Clinton tide, the World Trade Center collapsed, chickens flying and dogs jumping, trying to compete with the earthquake, talking and laughing, throwing it away, crying like a wolf, attracting countless competition from the old and the United States.

57. They are considered as the most potential players in the contemporary era. Their value is now worth three boxes of medicine. They are a legend in Kitano, but now they are lonely. They want to be abused, and they also want to recruit like-minded masters to fight for defeat alone.

58. Now entering a new era, Sun Moon and Quanzhen Religion have long since ceased to exist, and Shaolin and Wudang are becoming more and more dangerous. Only our beggars' gang is still thriving. You see, brother, our eyes are still scattered on the pedestrian street, and our Tang Zhu is running around the overpass.

59. People like you, no matter where they are, are as bright and outstanding as minerals in caves and scarabs in fields. Your melancholy eyes, gentle preference, dreamy weeding method and half a cigarette of Hongtashan Mountain all fascinated me deeply.

60. Ignorant mouse, how dare you teach others to do things like this? Begging for mercy on his knees, this great warrior first walked the rivers and lakes with chivalrous heart and forgave others with the compassion of a monk. All you have to do is kneel down and follow me three times, and I'll let you live at once, and I'll never embarrass you. A horse is hard to chase, and children in Jianghu will never drag their feet.

Invincible graduation message

Invincible graduation message

1, you go first, I have work to do.

2. In college, if the sky is affectionate, it will be old, and if people are affectionate, they will die long ago!

I used a sack of money to go to college in exchange for a sack of books. After graduation, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldn't afford a sack.

4. I want to be a woman in my next life. Why? Because I want to find a good man like me! QQ: 123456789

When doing push-ups, I can occasionally think of my friends who used to play soy sauce together and the soy sauce shop. ......

6. If a man is not a man, he must be handsome. If he is not handsome, he must be cute. If he is not cute, he must have cerebral palsy. ......

7. Brother, I must come when I get married. If I can't come, I will directly transfer the money to my account, the account number is 1234567989.

8. I came to sleep with a college admission notice. When I woke up, I found that the notice had become a diploma, which proved that I had slept here.

9. Four years in college, one year drunk, one year dreaming!

10, college years, long knowledge, long hair.

1 1. If I have three days left in my life, I want to spend it in college. Because it's like college.

12, ah, why is the class fee refunded so little?

13, I have been looking for heaven for four years in college, and God helps those who help him. After graduation, I found that I have been living in heaven!

14, ten years later, if you meet me in the vegetable market, please don't scream. I only ask you to buy my food.

15, let's be in-laws in two years.

16, come to my house to herd sheep when you are free.

17, let's go. Let's all go. I still have a dozen courses to make up.

18. If you go to college again in your next life, you must find a night 1 1 with the lights on.

19. Let's talk about it later. Just don't treat yourself badly. Don't call me about the party. I'm definitely not available.

20. What is your alma mater? It's where you scold him eight times a day but don't allow others to scold him.

2 1. A university is like a bus at the school gate. Get on the bus, go back and forth, another semester. Get in the car, go back and graduate.

22. Sister, your strengthening company is over. Can you save me a seat?

23. The university got up from me, put on pants and told me to stay young. Let's go

24. let's go You will live in our hearts forever.

25. People will graduate and their handwriting is good.

26. The weather is fine today. There will be no class tomorrow, and there will be no class afterwards.

27. I came crying and everyone laughed; I smiled and left, and everyone cried. Hey, this is a university.

28. After graduation, I found that college students are the best career.

29. You don't have to skip class anymore, because there is no class.

30. Several people use the same if to open the same door; Several people bid farewell to the empty dormitory with the same eyes.

3 1. We are predestined friends. We are all 400 points behind Tsinghua.

32. I graduated in the blink of an eye. If God gives me another chance, I will never graduate.

Super invincible funny classic quotations

Super invincible funny classic quotations

1. Were you thrown three times and only caught twice when you were born?

I really want to put my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face right away.

3. Your mother took you shopping, and people asked: Elder sister, how much did you buy this monkey?

There is a big plate on these two lips.

5. You are Korean, and your whole family is Korean!

6. You are not the mainstream! Your home is not mainstream! Your mother's socks! Your dad's tin foil paper head!

7. How far your thoughts are, how far you roll; You can roll as fast as the speed of light

8. Your grandmother went to see your grandfather, who has been away for you for five years. It is your teeth that tell me that dogs and people are one ancestor. How many cleaners do you need to take a shower to get through the sewage blocked by the sludge you washed? There are a hundred of your deskmates, 99 of them are all dead, all committed suicide, and one of them didn't fall to death and became a cripple. Where your saliva falls, there are crows and maggots.

9. Your parents should have spent those ten minutes walking (have you thought of anything? )

10. You let me know the true meaning of nausea, and you let me see the offspring of the second generation of nerves. How many descendants of Marshal Hua Gai can be fascinated by your hairstyle or fall in love with you, and how many close relatives of mosquitoes can be attracted by your smell. Your clothes can make many beggars remember you deeply, because they know that others only wear underpants to beg. Your athlete's foot can stop the earth, the river flows backwards, and the calcium deficiency of the living stinks. Let's talk about your head first: fleas can spend spring, summer, autumn and winter in it, and dandruff is as beautiful as snowflakes. If it falls there, there will be an unparalleled smell around it, and the flowers and plants will turn yellow and will not regenerate. You are as slim as a pregnant cow. Your brain is half as clever as my pig. Skin is your best umbrella, lying in the coal for half a year,

1 1. Did your mother throw you away to raise a placenta when she gave birth to you?

12. You are the letters between the letters on my keyboard, A and D, V and N.

13. You have no cover and lack of love since you were a child. You tied a hemp rope around your waist and covered your head.

14. Clear water leads to no fish, while lowly people lead to invincible.

15. If you don't peel the bark, you will die. People are shameless and invincible in the world.

16. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit.

17. This century is very dangerous. Go back to your Jurassic.

18. With you, life is full of infinite vitality; With you along the way, I am afraid of lightning; Just because of you, happiness and satisfaction are always overflowing; Without you, who will feed the pig food?

19. The people of the whole country are the best, riding a bench to the moon; The world belongs to you, and you can play the best. You don't need a glass to drink. From ancient times to the present, you are the best, and going out shopping is scary; What you said is nothing, the Nobel Prize is waiting for you! 32. A hateful guy like you: you can only play a piece of shit in a TV series.

20. It's worse than chewing gum peed by dogs on the roadside.

2 1. Even a flower is more handsome than 10 times.

22. If you want to find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth.

As long as you look up, the ozone layer will break through.

If you want to commit suicide, only someone will advise you not to leave the body, so as not to pollute the environment.

25. Even the amoeba can't survive on the keyboard you touched.

Spilled saliva is more deadly than SARS.

27. If you are cool and handsome, human beings can only reproduce asexually.

28. Idiots can be your teachers, and even mentally retarded people can teach you to speak.

Pretending to be cute can solve the problem of population expansion instantly.

30. I want to emigrate to Mars and leave you.

3 1. If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down.

32. If you go to war, bullets and missiles will come at you involuntarily.

33. Grenade will explode when it sees you.

34. Send you a pair of couplets after the festival: Part I: Trees will die without skin; The second part: shameless people are invincible in the world; Man is cheap and invincible.

35. A person is cheap all his life.