Funny and humorous brain teasers

1, under what circumstances will you tear your hair with popularity?

[When cremated]

There are natural and flawless emeralds. What will happen if it is thrown into Qiantang River on June 7th?

[Sink to the bottom of the river]

What is the fastest way to turn ice into water?

[Remove two dots]

There is a person born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he?

[It's yourself]

1. What animal can be pasted on the wall seal?

2. Those two English letters will explode together-OK.

3. Who is most willing to help others-Tinker Bell

4. What is white plus white? -White rabbit

1. Can people put things in their right hand instead of their left?

[Just grab the left elbow with your right hand]

2. What is smaller and taller?

[Plane, the higher the plane flies, the smaller it looks]

Japanese immigrants living in Peru can't be buried on Peruvian land even if their families want to? Why?

[I can't bury it because I'm still alive]

1. Who doesn't use electricity? [Myanmar (Exemption) Electricity (Electricity) People]

2. Under what circumstances can two tigers fit in one mountain? (A man and a woman)

3. Why can frogs jump higher than trees? (Trees can't jump)

4. How long will it take Tsinghua University to finish reading? (3 to 4 seconds)

5. When does the clock ring 13? (bad times)

6. How angry will the air conditioner fall from the upstairs? (murder weapon)

8. There are both domestic and state regulations. What are the rules of the zoo? (tortoise)

Xiaoming saw a hundred-dollar bill and a bone when he was walking in the street, but he picked up a bone.

Boss, why (it's a dog)

10, why don't eggs beat stones rotten? Of course, throwing eggs at stones won't rot. )

1 1 Which is more painful, coconut or watermelon? (My head hurts the most)

12. When you entered the zoo, what was the first thing you saw? (command)

13, there is a man who only works one day a year and is not afraid of being fired. Who is he? (Santa Claus)

14. What is the longest car in the world except the train? (Traffic jam)

15. Why did Xiao Ming jump off a building? (He jumps in)

17. Why is it slower to go up than down? (Because I have never heard of falling rocks)

19, Qiqi went fishing with Tang Tang, but Qiqi brought a shotgun instead of fishing gear. Why? (Qiqi catches flying fish)

20. Why do snakes desquamate? Its skin itches.

2 1, what does amphetamines have to do with hope? (Never mind)

Why are there stars in the sky? To prove Einstein's theory of relativity, there are stars in the sky and "orangutans" on the ground.

23. What kind of ball can everyone play? (asshole)

24. What is the first thing after getting rabies? (List the people who want to bite)

25. Who is the most unhappy when a widow dies? (deceased husband)

26. Xiaoming's report card won't come out until Monday. Why did his father beat him for his grades on Sunday night? Dad will be on a business trip for half a month from tomorrow, so I guess Xiaoming must have done badly in the exam. Let's beat him first. )

27. What method can make people blink for the longest time? (Let him "die without knowing it")

28. Xiao Wang catches mice with mousetraps at home. The next morning, he found a live mouse caught in the cage, but there were two dead mice outside the cage. Why? Those two laughed to death when they saw that their companions were stupid enough to be caught. )

29, the caterpillar indecent caterpillar guess proverbs? (All hands and feet)

A goat who is blind in the left eye has a piece of beef on the left and a piece of pork on the right. Which piece does he eat? (No, I'm a vegetarian)

3 1, it depends on the owner to beat the dog, so what should I watch to beat the tiger? (See if you have "seeds")

32. What is invited to dinner and nobody eats it, but you can't swallow it yourself? (deficit)

5 1 What can I borrow without returning it? ● Sorry.

What was the first animal you saw when you entered the zoo? ● Conductor

What can't a magnifying glass enlarge? ● Angle

What will increase by half after handstand? ●6

You will destroy it by calling its name. What is this? ● Silence

What comes often, but never really comes? ● Tomorrow

When Xiao Wang and his parents traveled abroad for the first time, their parents seemed at a loss because of the language barrier. Xiao Wang doesn't know any foreign languages and he is not deaf, but he has never felt any inconvenience like in his own country. Why? Xiao Wang is a baby.

How do I write the scarlet letter with a blue pen? Write a "red"

When the car turns right, which tire does not turn? ● Spare tire

There is a natural black marble. What will happen if you throw it into Qiantang River on September 7th? ● Sink into the river bottom

6 1 Under what circumstances will people burst into tears? ● Cremation

Fox is best at confusing men, so which "fine" men and women are fascinated together? ● Alcohol

Why did a healthy couple give birth to a baby without eyes? ● Chicken lays eggs

Why do two tigers have to fight to the death before giving up? No one dares to stop fighting.

Mr. Lin changed an artificial heart after major surgery. After she got well, her girlfriend broke up immediately. Why? ● Never really loved her.

You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; One person can do it, but two people can't. What is this for? ● Dreaming

Is black-bone chicken more powerful or white chicken more powerful? Why? ● Black-bone chicken, black-bone chicken can lay white eggs, and white chicken can't lay black eggs.

When you come home in the middle of the night, only to find that you forgot your key and there is no one else at home, what is your greatest wish? I forgot to lock the door.

What are the benefits of black hair? ● Not afraid of tanning

If tomorrow is the end of the world, why should someone commit suicide today? A seat in heaven.

Manager 7 1 can't cook, but there is a dish that is particularly good at. What is this? ● Fired.

What wine can't be drunk? ● Iodine

Why is a bottle of medicine marked highly toxic harmless to people? As long as you don't drink.

You don't need to work hard at typing. ● doze off

There is one thing that both buyers and sellers know, but only users don't know. What is this? ● Coffin

Some people say that a woman is like a book, so what book is a fat woman like? ● bound volume

What's the difference between being bitten by a crocodile and being bitten by a shark? Nobody knows.

A cow, go north 10 m, go west 10 m, go south 10 m, turn right and ask where the cow's tail faces. ● Facing the ground

"Innate" refers to the inheritance of parents, so what is "acquired"? the day after tomorrow

What are the main reasons for divorce? ● Get married

8 1 9 oranges were distributed to 13 children. How to divide it fairly? Squeeze into juice

How to put the pencil on the ground so that others can't draw it? Low on the wall.

Why does the Statue of Liberty always stand in new york Harbor? She can't sit.

Why can frogs jump higher than trees? ● Trees can't jump

Is there anything in the world that can carry people at a speed close to 2000 km/h without refueling or other fuels? ● Earth

What is the name of a beautiful woman who is afraid of losing her figure and not having children after marriage? ● Beauty

Why do blacks like to eat white chocolate? ● Afraid of eating fingers.

88 Who is always afraid to take a bath ● Clay figurine

Why are Buddhists mostly in the northern hemisphere? ● South "no" Amitabha.

Stealing is not illegal. ● Sneak

9 1 Do you know where modern scientists are usually born? ● In the hospital

Why do geese fly south? ● Because walking with your feet is too slow.

Winter melon, cucumber, watermelon and pumpkin can all be eaten, but what melon can't be eaten? ● Fool

There are 6 steamed buns in 94 pots, which are given to 6 children each 1, but there is still 1 in the pot. Why? ● The last child takes the basin together.

Lao Wang has to shave forty or fifty times a day, but he still has a beard. What is the reason? Lao Wang is a barber.

There is a word that everyone will mispronounce when they see it. What's this word? This is the word "wrong"

97 what car can't move? ● Windmill

Xiaoming got a model student instead of studying. Why is Xiaoming a deaf-mute student?

How many sides does the box have? ● Two sides. internally and externally

100 which month has 28 days? ● There are 28 days in each month.