Critical Chinese essays about women

1. Classical Chinese essays that satirize women

You girls have incomplete limbs and abnormal facial features. Your appearance is out of proportion and has not been fully evolved. You have seen ugly ones. I have never seen such an ugly person. Your appearance slows down the Internet speed. Your appearance consumes too much memory. It breaks through human imagination. You are very sci-fi and abstract! It looks ugly at first glance, but it gets even uglier upon closer inspection! It's not fully evolved yet, so it's really hard for you to look like a human. I've never seen one that's so long and has archaeological value.

This incompletely evolved life form, a genetically mutated alien, a kindergarten-level high school student, a frog head born with Mongolian syndrome, the abandoned baby of the Everest Snowman, the murderer of clogged septic tanks, Africa The descendants of black pigs, chimpanzees with imbalanced yin and yang, hippopotamuses crushed by Noah's Ark, new volcanic vents, the shame of Eskimos, superorganisms that survive with cockroaches, half-plants with rotten vitality, spurned " The origin of the noun, the dinosaur that degenerates three times a day, the most powerful waste material in human history, the old washing machine that God accidentally dropped, the brainless creature that can think, the scourge that damages the reputation of Asian compatriots, the descendants of ancestors who are shamed by it, sedimentation Thousands of years of humus, primitive species that scientists don’t dare to study, raw materials necessary for the destruction of the universe, orcs who even look down on you, sedimentary raw materials with 10 times the concentration of petroleum, a disfigured Ronald McDonald, abominations like you The guy can only act like a turd in the TV series. He is not as good as the chewing gum that was spilled by a dog on the roadside. You are more than 10 times more beautiful than a flower. To find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth. Only people who want to commit suicide will I advise you not to leave corpses to avoid polluting the environment. Not even the Amoeba protozoa can survive on the keyboard you have touched. The saliva it spits out is more deadly than SARS. Acting cute can instantly solve the problem of population expansion. Act cool and look cool. If that happens, humans will have no choice but to reproduce asexually. *** can be your teacher. Even a mentally retarded person can teach you how to speak human language. As long as you raise your head, the ozone layer will break. I want to immigrate to Mars to leave you. If you are ugly, you can generate electricity. If you go to war, the nuclear power plants around the world can be shut down. If you go to war, bullets and missiles will not be able to help but fly at you. Grenades will explode when they see you. Others have to fly a plane to hit the Gemini star. But you can have the same power just by parachuting. All the famous places you have been to will become historical sites, and the historical sites you have been to will become history. I have not done anything good in my 18 lifetimes before I know you. Even throwing yourself into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough. You are very creative, and you are not ugly. The original intention is that God has lost his temper with you. How can the world be beautiful without you?

Brother, please lower the resolution of your face. 2. Cursing in classical Chinese. , Thank you very much.

Rotten wood cannot be carved, and a wall of dung cannot be carved!

Children cannot be taught, and rotten wood cannot be carved.

You, the rats, are extremely capable.

How can a bird know the ambition of a swan?

You are short of ideas!

Mother, sincerely, the mother is not happy

When she is young, she will not be good at all.

The Master said: Whoever made the figurines has no descendants?

He is not a human being. What a disservice to you!

To be old and not to die is to be a thief

Only villains and women are difficult to care for

There is no medicine for the mentally retarded. It can be cured

He laughs at people with missing teeth and says: The dog’s hole is wide open

You are my maidservant!

What can you do?

In the middle of your life, the wood of your tomb is arched.