Can you recommend some of the funniest jokes to me? Even the most disgusting ones!! Hey, thank you, prawn!!

I was born twice.

The first time, a doctor pulled me out of my mother’s womb and I suddenly fainted. A nurse closed her eyes and groped before stuffing me back in...

The second time After I was born, everyone in the hospital hid in the morgue and cried. The director slapped himself, blaming himself for being blind and greedy for money and taking over my business...

Maternal love is great, she He didn't dislike me and raised me up, but he put a picture of a skeleton on my face to reduce the psychological pressure. The mask stayed with me until I was ten years old.

When I was eleven years old, I was in the third grade. The whole class was at its most curious, and they all wanted to see what I looked like behind the mask. There was a guy named Li. My bold classmate took off my mask while I was urinating. From then on, classmate Li Boldly suffered from a strange disease. He couldn't speak and his eyes were dull. He did nothing all day long and looked at someone's face. The skull was beaten to death without blinking, and as soon as I closed my eyes, I couldn't stop crying...

The principal reported it to the Education Bureau, and the Education Bureau sent someone to come. Because all the students in the school had transferred to other schools, the principal could only eat food every morning. Half a bowl of porridge, the teacher’s salary has not been paid for two months...

After the people from the Education Bureau saw me, the director immediately resigned and quit his job. A chain reaction caused the dissolution of educational institutions across the country...

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I was walking on the street, and all the people on the roadside were vomiting. A group of pigs rushed to me from behind. They hurriedly put red flowers on me, handed out trophies, and gave me a certificate that said: Pig savior.

Liu Mazi’s wife next door wanted to brag to him, saying that his pockmarked face was so disgusting and she must leave!!! I happened to walk to their window, and Liu Mazi’s wife didn’t say anything when she saw me. I took out the money and went to the insurance company to insure Liu Mazi’s pockmarks for ten thousand per pockmark...

The United Nations was alarmed again (? Why do you say it again?), Annan had no choice but to force me to Plastic surgery, but it was not successful. All the plastic surgeons burst into tears after seeing me. Nearly half of the doctors were admitted to a mental hospital. All the symptoms were the same and they could not say anything. They only said: Ugly... extremely ugly...

Arafat sent a special plane to pick me up and asked me to stand in front of the presidential palace to resist the siege by the Israeli army. I stood there for a minute. The Israeli army retreated, Sharon was forced to resign, and the entire Palestinian country rejoiced. But when Arafat wanted to introduce me as a national hero, the entire Palestinian people could not find me even if they held lanterns...

A writer came to me and burst into tears: Growing up, my biggest dream is to win A Nobel Prize in Literature, but today’s masters are so powerful... I have a trick, as long as I can write a book in front of you, I will definitely win the prize!!!

I didn’t believe it, so He stayed with me for a week and wrote a five-million-word novel "Seven Days in Hell". As a result, he even won the Nobel Prize in Medicine...

The Nobel Headquarters announced , if you can find words to describe my appearance in the world, you will win a literature award. As a result, all writers have switched to buying pork, and the Nobel Prize for Literature has disappeared since then...

The National Football Association specially recruited me. The Chinese team wanted to really break out of Asia. In the World Cup, the Chinese team did not concede a single goal. Every game was a score of 12:0. Each player had a goal. After the game, they had a picnic on the lawn. I was alone. During the BBQ in front of the goal, the opponent's players, including the goalkeeper, all vomited and fainted on the ground, and the referee even took out the red card.

Of course, our players have also gone through step-by-step devil training. They first looked at my photos, then ate while looking at my photos, and then played football...

The Hercules Cup will start from now on I stayed in China forever, and foreign media commented that I was the devil incarnate.

The World Liar Contest started, and the contestants of all races started to talk wildly and wildly. I walked on the stage and only said three words to win the championship and keep the title forever. I said: I don’t Ugly...

I cried at night, facing the moon, and asked softly: Am I good-looking? A white object fell gently on the moon. I picked it up and saw that it was a little white rabbit crushed to death by the nine-yin white bone claws...

I shouted to the sky: God, I am the ugliest. ?

The sky suddenly poured heavily, and it fell on my body. I touched it, and it was all vomit...

I stayed away from the world and came to the ancient castle, I asked the magic mirror: Mirror, mirror, who is the ugliest in the world? The magic mirror shed tears and committed suicide...

God cannot tolerate me, so why did you give birth to me?

I held a grudge and died in depression. Who knew that the Lord of Hell issued an amnesty order and let me go back to the world...

So I wandered around the world, having nothing to do, playing online, and I wanted to chat, so I applied for a QQ number, who knows... The system prompts: Because you look disgusting (please forgive me, my literary level is not high, I can only explain it to this point) our company will never provide you with a number...

< p>If there is any similarity, you are an idiot!