Immortal funny events in history: from Napoleon's package to Pythagoras' fear of farting.

History is often described as a gray and rather boring vocabulary, but if you dig a little, our past is full of extraordinary people, who have an evil sense of humor and are as full of vitality when they die as when they are alive.

In this article, we will introduce some of the most famous people and interesting events in history. In these events, you just have to smile.

Puritans were the first British immigrants in Plymouth Colony, Massachusetts, USA.

Some people say that the first thing Samoset said to pilgrims was, "Do you have any beer?" In perfect English, the trade routes from Europe to North America have existed for generations, and cod fishermen and trade diplomats have made extensive trips from Europe to America.

Historical records show that Samoset was the first Native American to greet pilgrims, and the possibility that he wanted a cold beer was actually supported by most experts.

Pilgrims' boarding (1857) was completed by American painter Robert Walter Weil at the US Capitol in Washington, D.C. 。

Robert liston,/kloc-a famous British doctor in the 9th century, is famous for his "quick surgery", which usually lasts only about 30 seconds.

1837 published Practical Surgery to demonstrate the importance of rapid surgery.

"These actions must be quickly identified and completed.

In the story of liston's successful operation, there is a record that "possibility" is false: even after the accident, the total mortality rate in liston is far higher than that of its peers.

Historian Richard Hollingham wrote in his book "Blood, Viscera, History": "From 1835 to 1840, * * 66 patients underwent liston surgery, of which only 10 died, and the mortality rate was only about/kl.

This portrait of the Scottish surgeon Robert liston (1794- 1847) was painted by Samuel John Stump in 1847.

Napoléon Bonaparte was a French politician and military leader who appeared during the French Revolution18th century. He left a political and cultural legacy, making him one of the most famous and controversial leaders in human history.

But when he died, a little secret popped up, which might explain why he was so angry. Napoleon's confessor Vignali cut off his * * *, which was later collected and sold, and finally fell into the hands of Dr. Abraham Rosenbach.

Rosenbach made a trip and showed it to the public on a "small" velvet mat at the French Art Museum in new york.

Although the story sounds completely fictional, every part is completely true.

An article about this incident in the Independent newspaper said: "Napoleon in 1806" was reported in detail by Ai Du Al.

(Public domain), this rare * * * now belongs to new york Latimer family. Pythagoras of Samos was an Ionian Greek philosopher and the founder of Pythagoras movement in the 5th century BC. He directly influenced the philosophy of Plato and Aristotle, and founded western philosophy through them.

Around 530 BC, the most representative mathematical discoverer in history came to Croton, southern Italy, and founded a school. Fellow initiates swore to keep a secret and lived an ascetic life, including being vegetarian ... and forbidding to eat beans.

Pythagoras has a phobia of beans. It is said that he died after the attacker chased him to the bean field, where he refused to enter and was killed.

Historians are not sure why beans fast, but a paper published in Classical Wisdom tells us, "Pythagoras believes that a person will lose part of his soul when passing through gas.

1512/1514 French manuscript, Pythagoras turned his face away from the broad bean in disgust.

A paper published in Philosophy magazine pointed out that Pythagoras was hunted in "a vast bean field" and his eyes focused on "a bean, which was dangling on his papyrus-covered feet". In order to crush a bean, his pursuers caught up with him. "Take the knife down hard and spill Pythagoras' blood.

Tycho brahe,/kloc-a Danish aristocrat, alchemist and astronomer in the 6th century, is famous for his precise and comprehensive astronomical observation.

Therefore, he is described as "the first capable mind in modern astronomy who is passionate about accurate empirical facts."

However, he not only lost his nose in a duel with another scientist, but also tried to determine whose mathematical formula was the best. And at a party on 160 1, his bladder burst, and he died after 10 days.

These are 100% facts! An article by Gizmodo explains, "1566, when he was 20 years old, he lost part of his nose in a duel with another Danish nobleman, Mandrup Pax Jaeger.

It is said that the duel started because of the difference of mathematical formula.

Who would have guessed that his nose was a prosthesis? Historians have long heard that Blah's death was caused by "bladder rupture caused by prolonged urination". A recent article in Life Science explained that "in 20 10, when his body was dug up, researchers found high concentrations of mercury in his body, which confirmed that he did die of bladder rupture.

1782, Mozart composed more than 600 symphonies, operas and chorus works, and created six masterpieces called Leck mich im Arsch.

In English, the best translation of this masterpiece is "kiss my ass" or "kiss my ass" in America.

Mozart waited until his friends got drunk at a dazzling party, and then, in front of 400 royal nobles, six female singers sang Kiss Me * * *-almost leaving the ballroom empty.

When the European elites left in a hurry, four of Mozart's old friends crawled around on the suddenly empty dance floor, wriggling, crying their hands and panting. In fact, they were worshipping their old friend Mozart, the unpredictable comedy genius from generate.

Above: democritus by Johannes Morrel (1630).

There have been some strange and interesting events in history.