University raiders

Very dark and realistic university strategy

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This strategy starts with how to establish the position of "the second child in the whole bed", how to play during the National Day, how to join the General Class Committee of the Student Union, how to be promoted step by step, how to apply for loans for poor students with scholarships, what brand of mobile phone to buy or when to buy a computer with Unicom, how to befriend teachers and classmates, how to write an application for joining the Party, how to win various awards, and how to get scholarships without delaying your image as a gentleman and lady in the eyes of teachers and classmates. ...

First, dormitory politics.

A dormitory, four people with good conditions, six students and eight students.

Now please note that these three people except you will accompany you in college for four years. So, please don't quarrel with your roommates, at least don't have a cold war. The four-year cold war is a very painful thing, and it is no exaggeration to say that it will die. So when you first come to the dormitory and see someone here (excluding thieves first), please open your mouth and say hello first. The contents of greetings are usually as follows:

Coming?

I'm coming.

Which one?

Urumqi.

Oh, producing mutton kebabs?

Hmm. What about you?

Hohhot.

Do you have yurts?

No, it is a tall building now.

……

In a word, it's all nonsense. But the problem is that such nonsense can build feelings. After a while, you will get to know each other. If the other person's parents are here, remember to call them uncles and aunts (if they are brothers and sisters, please call them brothers and sisters, and so on).

When we first met, the biggest topic was each other's hometown. You can show great interest in his hometown when chatting, and fully show your love and yearning for his hometown, which can fully stimulate his pride and thus have a good impression on you (please make a detour consciously).

Take a four-person dormitory as an example, usually a "boss" will naturally arise. Note that this boss is not suitable for everyone. Generally speaking, the way is as follows:

1. The oldest.

2. The person with the best temper.

3. The person with the simplest personality.

4. others. For example, sorting by strokes of surnames, drawing lots, and so on. The landlord has seen the first day of school go to the playground to decide who is the boss.

The boss usually becomes the head of the dormitory naturally, and readers can check the student handbook of your school themselves. In addition, the boss has the obligation to be personally attacked and teased by other members of the dormitory unconditionally (of course, all in good faith). Who made you have a good temper?

Therefore, being a boss is not a good thing. Of course, male bosses are basically new and good men, and female bosses have no market.

So, you can try to have a second child. Take the initiative to chat with other roommates, don't give people the feeling of indifference. This is the least we can do. When dealing with people from all over the country, we should be familiar with their personalities. Basically as follows:

1. Northeastern. If there is a northeast person in your dormitory, he is the boss without accident. Northeasters are the easiest people to deal with, and the only way to deal with them is sincerity. Never lie to them, even if you are joking. Northeasters will be your best friends. 2. Beijingers. People in Beijing are basically talkative. As for personality, it is more elusive, and there is often no certain formula, probably because not all Beijingers are born and bred, but immigrated. So with them, I am not afraid of silence and have nothing to say. As for how to handle it, it depends on your ability.

3. Other northerners. Take out your high school geography book, which defines "North" as: north of Qinling Mountains and Huaihe River, in my place, including Shandong, Shanxi, Shaanxi, Hebei and so on. Their personalities are straightforward, determined and easy to get along with. And on the whole, they are more mature than southerners. As for Henan and Anhui, they are far away in the south, and their personalities are between the north and the south.

4. Jiangnan people. Including Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai. People here are stingy, generally speaking, their families are relatively good, they are indifferent to people, they have their own inviolable fields, and they have things to hold back. So for them, they should pay attention to the details, and never lose big because of small things.

5. Fujian and Guangdong. Fujian and Guangdong are very cute, and you don't need any skills to get along.

6. Other southerners, including Hunan, Hubei, Sichuan, Chongqing, Yunnan and Guizhou. Among them, Chongqing people are thicker and straighter, and Sichuan people are relatively soft. I'm not familiar with other aspects. If you are interested, check it online yourself.

7. Ethnic minority compatriots. What national beliefs or religious beliefs they have should be discovered slowly in daily life. Besides, don't talk about nationality when quarreling.

8. others. For example, foreigners returning from Hongkong, Macau and Taiwan Province compatriots, overseas China students ... encounter a relatively small chance, so the landlord will not elaborate here.

In short, go to the canteen with your roommate to get a new meal card and have a good meal, and then you will know all kinds of guests and uninvited guests who come to the dormitory.

Second, the uninvited guests who came to the dormitory

When you basically solve the check-in problem, there will be all kinds of quick guests and uninvited guests coming to your home. The composition of these guests is as follows:

1. Student cadres and above. They generally come to show their love for freshmen, and may include student union cadres, general class committee cadres, grade counselors, teachers, vice presidents, deans, deputy secretaries of hospital party committees, school party committee secretaries, school leaders, even city leaders, and ministers and deputy prime ministers in charge of education in the State Council. If UNESCO officials come, please protect the image of the people of China.

2. Salesman. No matter how well prepared you are, there will always be something missing in dormitory life. At this time, all kinds of salesmen came into being. They sell everything, toothbrushes, towels, bedding, washbasins, electric boards, toilets, bathroom appliances, decorations, stationery, televisions, computers, refrigerators, washing machines ... The salesman himself has two parts, one is an off-campus staff, and the other is a school student. When I was a freshman, I was educated by my brothers and sisters: everyone outside the school was expelled, and the students in the school were warmly received and rationally chosen. These promotional items are all sold by senior students in the small commodity market (it is not excluded that you are a freshman with a special business mind, and a classmate of the landlord has just approved a batch of goods when he arrived at the university, earning more than 2,000 yuan a week), so it is also very hard. Generally speaking, their goods are cheaper than those in supermarkets outside, but the quality is uneven. You should evaluate them yourself. If you really don't want it, please kindly say no. After all, they are all your brothers and sisters, and they will never look up at a school in the future. Reject the conversation as follows:

Do you smoke?

number

Drink water?

Bring your own.

Eat fruit?

feel sick

In short, no matter what you ask, you always say, "Sorry, I already have it, thank you!" " "When I was a sophomore, a sign hung at the entrance of the freshman dormitory:" Salesmen and dogs are not allowed in. "This is too much. Of course, it is also true that salesmen are bored during their employment.

3. Students organize propagandists. They are promoting their respective student organizations and dragging you in. Then, it is necessary for you to know what student organizations there are in the school and what the development prospects are, so as to decide your campus career as an official.

Third, one of the official occupations on campus-Zhihu Student Organization

Student organizations on campus are usually as follows:

1. Student Union. Including school students' union and college students' union at all levels, they are generally directly affiliated to the school youth league Committee or the college youth league Committee.

2. Association. All kinds of organizations organized with interests as the starting point usually have a "community alliance" (referred to as the community). Theoretically, the relationship between CSU and mass organizations is equivalent to the relationship between * * * producing countries and countries. Generally speaking, social alliances and mass organizations are directly affiliated to the Youth League Committee and are school-level organizations.

There are also associations affiliated with various colleges.

3. Class committee meeting. There are ordinary class committees and small class committees. The general class committee is a college (department) grade student organization, and the small class committee is a class student organization.

4. Student self-discipline organization. Generally called "Student Self-management Committee" (Student Management Committee), or self-discipline committee, etc. The organizational functions of some schools are replaced by the life department under the student union.

5. others. For example, the school student news center, school choir, school martial arts team, school debate team, football team, basketball team and so on.

First of all, we should know the advantages and disadvantages of various student organizations:

The Student Union is the ace student organization of the university, the only student organization recognized by any employer, and the first choice for you to join the student organization.

The class committee is the most affordable student organization. It always revolves around your immediate superior-level counselor, joins the Party in grade, and obtains outstanding student cadres ... However, members of the class committee can gain advantages in grade. Take an inappropriate analogy: the president of the student union in our school is the president, and your monitor is the director of the street office where the president is located. As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of officials, you are afraid of management. The weight of a general monitor can be imagined.

Associations are the freest student organizations. Small and medium-sized societies are generally semi-independent. If you want to engage in activities, several students can do it together (of course, you have to go through the examination of your superiors, and generally you don't give specific guidance). The head of a big club is as important as the vice chairman of the student union. CSU is a newly established student organization in recent years, juxtaposed with the school student union and directly under the school youth league committee.

Self-regulatory organizations are the most reviled student organizations. Its job is basically to check the dormitory, check the hygiene and so on. However, some schools' self-regulatory organizations will provide subsidies. Most college students are biased against this kind of organization, and the landlord cannot avoid it. A good friend who has the right to speak can come out to supplement it.

Other institutions generally don't recruit staff at this time. You can shine in future activities and try to join. We won't mention it for the time being, and there will be a special chapter to mention it later.

The structure of student organizations is as follows:

The organizational structure of college-level and college-level students is usually like this-

Presidium (including one chairman and several vice-chairmen; Some also include the assistant to the chairman)

Minister (CEO of various functional departments, such as Propaganda Department, Office, Practice Department, External Relations Department, etc. )

Deputy minister (deputy head of administration of various functional departments)

Officials (people at the bottom of various functional departments)

Grade student organization, the structure is relatively simple, just like primary school, junior high school and senior high school:

Secretary of the league branch of the general monitor (these two are your college's parents, in no particular order)

General classes of various functions, such as life general class, sports general class, learning general class and so on.

Class monitor, class secretary

Small classes with different functions

There are hundreds of student cadres in a school. If you walk on campus, pick up a brick and throw it out, you can kill a student cadre. In such a dime a dozen positions, you should keep your eyes open, choose a position that suits you and start your campus career.

Fourth, the second campus career-choose a student organization that suits you.

To choose a suitable student organization, please make a comprehensive evaluation of yourself first. Try to answer two questions yourself:

1. Should I join a student organization?

2. Why should I join a student organization?

To answer the first question, we have to start with the benefits of joining a student organization. Joining a student organization has at least the following advantages:

1. Take the opportunity to hook up with MM. For example, if you have a girl you like very much, just in a student organization, you might as well join. Two people suddenly become colleagues from ordinary classmates, and it will naturally become a good thing to get along with each other. If girls don't join any student organizations, they usually stay in the dormitory all day to study how to attack the Empire State Building. You can also join the school management committee, organize several dormitory hygiene inspections, and visit the girls' dormitory. After a period of time, she will definitely remember you deeply, and then love will come from hate, which is also very romantic.

2. Get the moon first by being close to the water. There are many opportunities to win honor by joining a student organization. For example, each college student organization allocates a certain number of "promotion" places each semester (recommending outstanding league members as the development target of the party). Suppose there are 40 students in a class and 4 outstanding league members are selected each semester, and the winning probability is only10%; And if you are a student union minister, eight ministers get two promotion places, and your chances of winning are as high as 25%. The biggest advantage is that you can push it in class first; If you can't push it, you can walk from the student union. If you learn probability well in high school, you can calculate the probability. The landlord has returned it to the teacher.

3. You can get some certificates produced and sold by student organizations. If you are going to take part in some competitions in your school-for example, when you are in the toilet on the fourth floor of the third teaching building in your school, you see a yellow notice posted on the wall:

4. Mix a familiar face. I think this is the biggest advantage of joining a student organization. After four years in college, don't be naive enough to think that every teacher can call out your name. It's impossible. Thank God, your counselor can recognize every student in four years. Therefore, by joining the student organization, you will have the opportunity to meet the teachers and classmates of our college and establish your own interpersonal network. In universities, many things are decided by democratic voting, such as joining the party. If your classmates don't know who you are, how can they vote for you? After a democratic vote, the teacher has to make the final decision. If your teacher knew you, things would be much smoother.

5. Exercise ability and broaden your horizons. Don't think this is empty talk. Students in the university are very independent, so they will exercise your ability to do things. In addition, most of the prominent figures in the student organization are folk dragons and phoenixes, so there is no harm in knowing more. In addition, if you don't want to limit your communication to your own class and want to go out of college to the whole school, joining a student organization is undoubtedly the best way.

The second question is about your ability. To join a student organization, the most basic requirement is dedication-being practical and willing to work. The second is to have certain ability. The functional departments of student organizations have different requirements for ability. Some are technical jobs, such as: Sports Department, Propaganda Department, Network Department, Editorial Department … Some can do anything, such as: Activity Department, Practice Department, External Relations Department, Office … Will joining these departments have different effects on your future promotion? Generally speaking, no.

The technical department requires you to have practical ability, such as painting or calligraphy required by the propaganda department, computer operation required by the network department, writing required by the editorial department, and a lump on your body required by the sports department ... There are of course exceptions. Carrying exhibition boards and putting up posters in the propaganda department is a relatively low-tech job.

Non-technical departments need some virtual abilities, such as organization and coordination, public relations and so on. These are popular for a long time. If you have no special talent, you can join these departments.

The question is, although there are many student organizations, how can I join them? Fifth, the third campus career-how to join the student organization

Now you should have a student organization you want to join, right If not, the suggestions are as follows:

Join the student union (school student union or college student union), join the class committee, and join the community (or social association). Don't add any more. At that time, there was a very talented brother who joined nine student organizations at once. In the end, why didn't he just get water for nothing? This is a typical case of the younger generation.

So, how to join? These student organizations, especially the student union, crouching tiger, hidden dragon, are not easy for ordinary people to enter There are 20,000 students in the whole school and 5,000 freshmen. If you join the student union, it is estimated that you can get about 60 students, that is, the admission rate is1.2%; By the sophomore year, there are 8 ministers and 8 deputy ministers, and the promotion rate is 0.32%; By junior year, there is one president and three vice presidents, and the survival rate is 0.08%. Therefore, no matter how much your predecessors despise the students of the school student union, the president of the student union is absolutely lucky.

Ok, now we count 5000 freshmen in the whole school, 300 freshmen in a department and 50 students in a class. The difficulty of joining the relevant student organizations and the difficulty of promotion are as follows:

Our student union has 1.2% officers, 0.32% ministers and 0.08% chairmen.

College student union, director 20%, minister 5.3%, 65438+ chairman 0.3%.

Class Committee, small class cadre 10%, functional class 5%, general monitor and secretary of the Youth League branch 0.7%.

Let's talk about joining the student union. During the orientation period, the student union will recruit employees. Generally, after the end of orientation and military training, there will be a unified enrollment of all departments.

Let's talk about a few common sense:

1. Join any student organization. There is no conflict except your possible working hours in the future. In other words, you can join both the school student union and the college student union, as long as you are busy.

2. The student union only recruits students from our college, just as the president of the United States can't be from China.

3. As a student organizing work, there is no reward.

Ok, then the student union will recruit staff. Generally speaking, you should find a place to register, get the registration form and fill it out, and then organize an interview.

Interview notes are as follows:

1. Dress formally. You are not required to wear a suit here. In fact, if you wear a suit, it will definitely become a lasting joke in your college. Just be formal, such as no slippers, shorts and fancy clothes (like Superman wearing underwear outside). You'd better wear a coat with a collar. Makes people think you are reliable.

2. Loud, not stuck. This is a sign of self-confidence and organization.

3. Present the most exciting content to the judges in the shortest time. Remember, in the shortest time. I know you hate long speeches, and so do judges. It only takes a minute or two.

4. Surprise. Make your interview feel different. This trick should be used with caution to avoid self-defeating.

Do the above, and you can go home and wait for good news. In a few days, the publicity column will post a list of the new student union officers, and your name will be among them.

The method of joining the Council is the same as above. Joining a club is relatively simple-pay the money. Because the club is nominally an organization set up by students themselves, it needs to raise funds by itself. Generally 20-30 yuan can join a club, as long as you pay. Some brothers and sisters may tell you that the club is cheating money, so don't add it. Being cheated of money is a sign of incompetence. Old Q paid 30 yuan to join a club that year, and as a result, he came back with interest several times. Not in the form of money, of course. Spend 30 yuan to buy six awards, the title of a club leader, get to know teachers, exercise communication skills and problem-solving skills, see the world, and get the admiration and enthusiasm of junior students. Do you think it's a good deal?

How to get the capital back?

Sixth, the fourth campus life-how to climb to the top of the organization

Now, you are an officer. As the name implies, an official must be an official.

Maybe, unlike what you think, all you do is move tables and chairs. When Mr. Q was in the Propaganda Department, he often put up posters on the exhibition boards in the morning and evening. But-note, I mean but-when you graduate from college and enter the workplace in the future, there will definitely be a dislocation between your ideal and reality, just like now. If you want to quit, you have time. But if you do, either you have a strong personality and you can be a freelancer in the future, or you are a coward and will accomplish nothing in the future. What you need to do now is to look at the other seven officers who entered the department with you and think about how to stand out from them.

Precautions are as follows:

1. professionalism. This is the most lacking quality of contemporary college students. If you practice now, you will benefit a lot. In fact, the so-called dedication is a sense of responsibility. Remember, you are not a child. You are a brick of the student union. If you need to move, learn to organize things as your own business.

2. Unity and friendship. When dealing with colleagues, at least do this.

Don't overstep your authority, don't overstep your authority. Please don't skip your own minister, and get on well with the president of the student union directly, which will embarrass your immediate boss. And don't tell others what to do across departments.

4. Do more visible things. Unknown officer, of course, the spirit is commendable; But if you want to continue your promotion, you need to let everyone know what you have done.

5. Outstanding business ability. Of course, it's for the best. But this is by no means the most important thing. In student organizations, the first is spirit, and the second is ability.

In short, high-profile work, low-key life.

As long as you do this, you will be designated as the next minister by your own minister when you are in the second year of high school.

Everyone has his own political life. The promotion system of student organizations is like this:

Freshman, officer.

Sophomore, minister. If you are only a deputy minister in your sophomore year, then your political life is over.

Junior year, member of the presidium. If you are only the vice chairman (including the following) in your junior year, you basically have no chance to be the chairman. But basically, if you can be a vice president in a university, it is basically a career success. If you are a deputy minister (including the following), you will basically fail. -this is only in terms of promotion. Comprehensive evaluation, joining any student organization will make you gain a lot.

As a minister, there are two ways in the future: one is to retire naturally after junior year. Second, junior year into the presidium.

You have a place to talk. When you were a freshman, you were an officer. You must have learned a lot about the advantages and disadvantages of the student union. At this time, you can actively advocate and boldly put forward. Put forward your own suggestions and opinions at the student union meeting (don't limit yourself to your own work). After all, the chairman and vice chairman are junior at this time, and they have long lost their motivation. Now you are a sophomore. Of course, opinions should be expressed in a suggested tone, not in a mandatory tone.

Also, you should have more contact with the teachers in the student union. Usually, if you have nothing to do, please ask your colleagues or boss to invite them to eat outside the school gate. Please note the following points:

1. Don't treat people for the time being. When something happens, I think of asking for help, which gives people a sense of snobbery and has little success rate.

2. Treat guests with reasons and excuses. For example, today is Christmas, Chairman Mao's birthday, and the 0/000th anniversary of Yue Fei's death ... As the saying goes, nothing is pursued or stolen.

Don't make it too grand and formal. In other words, everyone has finished their work and it's just time to eat. Let's have a light meal together, and you pay the bill. Don't go to star-rated hotels easily, for one thing, there is no money, and for another, everyone can't afford to stay.

The purpose of entertaining guests is to unite, to make friends, and nothing else. Motivation must be pure. As for other effects, they are side effects, which are beyond our original consideration.

In addition, don't forget to stick to the fine style of being an officer, do high-profile things and be low-key, and let us go when we see honor-we can't let you go anyway. Of course, don't give up substantive honor. For example, it's your turn to judge advanced individuals. If it is open registration, actively register.

The above two articles are not contradictory. The scale is up to you.

You can do this. With your qualifications, being a vice chairman is not a problem. After joining the presidium, you might as well delegate-after all, you are a junior and can't be promoted. You can't be promoted from the chairman to the deputy secretary of the college party Committee, can you? So, let go of your career and catch something else, such as long-lost study. Seven, eleven long holidays and others

During the National Day holiday, you can meet new classmates and have a good time at the scenic spots in your city. You can ask your brothers and sisters about the scenic spots and how to get there. Q: Is it necessary for universities to buy mobile phones?

A: It is necessary. Being an official is a disadvantage, getting involved in MM is a disadvantage, and contacting students from other colleges is also a disadvantage. The teacher appoints a person as a class cadre. Generally speaking, he won't find someone who doesn't have a mobile phone and can only call the dormitory. It's not convenient to answer.

If you are a poor student and want to apply for a student loan, never buy a mobile phone. Low-income households have to cancel the minimum living allowance for dogs, not to mention a poor student who dares to use a mobile phone! This rule is very unreasonable. Everyone knows that it is cheaper to buy a mobile phone now than to give it away for free. But the problem is that the old idea that owning a mobile phone is a status symbol is still deeply rooted in the hearts of quite a few students. So if you are a poor student who intends to apply for a student loan, you must keep a low profile and then keep a low profile.

Also, depending on whether most people use mobile or Unicom, you should follow suit. The whole campus of the school uses mobile, but one buddy uses Unicom, crying and begging people to send him a text message and call him every month.

Q: How to apply for a student loan for poor students?

Answer: Check the student handbook of your own school and take the initiative to explain the situation to the counselor and teacher. Be sincere, don't appear sophisticated. It is best to prove poverty at or above the municipal level. Besides, as a poor student, please keep a low profile. I told you before, don't use your cell phone. The best and only electrical appliance is a flashlight, and you should buy the cheapest battery.

Q: How much is the monthly living expenses?

A: According to the consumption level of the city, generally speaking, 700 yuan guarantees a well-off life. You can survive for 300 bucks. There is a classmate who eats big cake rice wrapped in steamed bread every day, which is also quite enjoyable. Less than a month to 200 yuan. Conditional, a month can be thousands. Don't exceed this number for freshmen, and add a little more for sophomores and juniors.

Q: When will the application for joining the Party be written?

A: Someone writes. Write one or two articles a month when you hand them in to the office. Strive for an average score of 75 points in the first semester, and you can get excellent results in the second semester. Follow these steps to check the student handbook yourself. If nothing happens, I can join the party before my junior year. By the way, those who have taken party classes in high school are invalid here. High school is for party member or party member, and its effectiveness can be extended to universities.

Q: When did you buy a computer?

A: Generally speaking, the freshman advised you not to buy a computer last semester and enjoy the family happiness in a dormitory. If you have special work needs, you can do it in the office or the internet cafe at the door.

It is best to buy a computer in the last semester of sophomore year. You can buy a second-hand one on campus. The old birds who just caught up with Grade Three left school sadly. If you pay more attention to the bulletin board on campus, there will be a notice to sell computers. Generally speaking, 800- 1500 yuan can buy a well-equipped used computers. If you decide to buy a new one, you can find a classmate who knows the goods, invite him to dinner, and let him do it for you.

Q: Is there anything else to be done during the 11th Five-Year Plan?

A: Of course. After the game, please calm down, sit in your seats, turn on the desk lamp, spread out a blank sheet of paper under the warm beam and plan your college career.

Eight, college career planning

There are several things to do in college:

1. Learning

2. Occupation

love

4. Others