What are the interesting things about emigrating to Singapore?

There is a famous post that tells many interesting things, so I copied it directly:

I didn't know until I arrived in Singapore that I could travel all over the country by bus in two hours.

You can't eat or drink by bus or MRT;

Littering everywhere, fine 1000 S $;

It is impossible to leave the door open at night without cleaning up the body;

English can be said like this. ...

I didn't know until I arrived in Singapore that local people generally speak more than three languages;

Mercedes-Benz BMW is everywhere;

It is common for people in their seventies and eighties to go to work;

All seasons are summer, but clothes in spring, summer, autumn and winter can be seen everywhere;

Although it is summer, it is normal to take a bath with hot water. ...

I didn't know until I arrived in Singapore that hair was used to make bird's nest;

A pair of slippers can "travel all over the country";

Most local students can reach a certain degree of love;

Most girls have first-class figure but extremely average skin;

It is fashionable for girls to smoke. ...

I didn't know until I arrived in Singapore that piercings and tattoos were very popular.

Nine times out of ten people from China will be fat;

The immobility of the red light district and Little India culture have been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people;

Everything is imported, even the water is shipped from Malaysia;

It is not surprising that children under 10 have better mobile phones than adults. ...

Only when I arrived in Singapore did I realize that it was a waste of money for international students to study abroad. Let's go to bar d and bar.

Class two in the school is different from the hell paradise in China;

The place to eat is called food street, but there is no roadside stall, which is very convenient;

Curry coconut milk is delicious and most people in China will like it. Curry fish head is very good.

Durian can't take the bus, and some people in China can eat it as a meal. ...

I didn't know until I arrived in Singapore that it was normal to rain 3 -5 times a week, which was faster than people changing their faces.

Stars can be seen everywhere in the streets and lanes, and it is not an exaggeration to watch them when you have time;

China is called uncle and aunt, and Singapore is called Ange Andy;

Orchard Road will be packed to death at Christmas, and bullock carts will be packed during the Spring Festival.

Don't be surprised to see people with different skin colors at first sight. ...

I didn't know until I arrived in Singapore that most people know at least three languages and combine Chinese and English in one sentence;

KFC and MDL are places where students do their homework and play games.

The new year red envelope includes several Singapore dollars, and two oranges are given to you as a new year gift.

There are only a few actors looking around, but the national superstar is the best in the world.

People who hold hands with the same sex will think they are "gay" ...

I didn't know until I arrived in Singapore that the most frequently asked question among colleagues was when will you go back? Come back ... there will always be such boring questions. It's hard to say whether you will be crazy or dementia after staying for a long time.

It is normal to spend thousands of RMB a day, and the numbers are too attractive;

Hanging clothes is a unique scenery like flying flags at half mast;

China is expensive and this is cheap, and China is cheap and this is expensive, just the opposite;

There are too many singles, or you don't want half a child, or there are several, a group. ...

I didn't know until Singapore that the more children there are, the more alimony the state gives.

It is no exaggeration that the fatter a Malay woman is, the better her husband treats her.

Students wear school uniforms decently, but make up like ghosts;

Sneeze and fart and say sorry;

I didn't know I had been there for six years until I arrived in Singapore, but it seems that I just had a dream. I left, but I always remember her!