Teasing: Can Fat People Be the President of the United States?

Every time I see the thin and handsome US President Barack Obama on TV, I know that he has dark skin and African descent, but his name still has the Muslim element of "Hussein". I didn't expect Obama to be so complicated! Strangely, the United States chose him as president. Whether the next Obama is elected or not, in short, he is already the president. Although we can say that Obama's election as president of the United States is the embodiment of American freedom, although Obama has become president, in fact, he can't make decisions, and everything must be arranged by Congress. It is said that it seems that only on Thanksgiving Day can he make decisions freely, although two turkeys are named "Freedom" and "Peace"? But as president, Obama is not free at all. There is nothing important that he can decide. He didn't make the world more peaceful during his tenure. Now the Middle East has been turned into a powder keg by the United States. He also failed to fulfill his campaign promise, failed to make any improvement in the American economy in these four years, failed to increase the employment rate and reduce the unemployment rate in the United States. No matter who the next president of the United States will be and what their election theme and political slogan are, one thing is certain: the United States does not like fat people. Voters don't like fat people! In particular, American voters will not choose a fat man as president. It seems that none of the more than 40 American presidents is fat. Obama actually chose a dark-skinned man with "Hussein" in his name, but he is handsome and not fat, and he is good at talking. As for Obama's political experience? What experience do you have in economic management? Is it a "rocket cadre" with little experience? These were all defeated when Obama was thin. In fact, judging from Obama's own political experience and economic management experience, he has never been a governor of a state, and his administrative experience and political maturity are not as good as Clinton's management experience. But Obama is so lucky that it is either a woman (Hillary) or an old man (a grumpy former American soldier) who competes with him. It's just that he is young and thin. Rich people in the United States are all thin, and they have never seen rich people in the United States with big bellies. In fact, fat people in America are all poor. The rich eat vegetables and the poor eat chickens. Chickens are all industrial broilers with hormones in them. Being rich means not only having money, but also having time to exercise. The so-called money and leisure, love sports and love music. Those who have neither money nor time are poor. China's cadres have been relatively fat for a long time after the economic development, especially in the past few years. Now they are much better. They know that they have lost weight and their brains are full of fat, which represents a bad image of stupidity and corruption. Therefore, many uniformed state units force those fat people to lose weight, otherwise they can't even put on clothes. This compulsory weight loss regulation still meets the international image requirements for civil servants. It seems that people who want to be president or "colon" must control their appetite and must not be fat. It is also a kind of "bitterness" that you can't eat good things here. ~ ~ ~ Note: "colon" is synonymous with leadership.